💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[UglyOldJafar]

I think there is a perfect word to describe the humor we get out of watching Dobson whine. Schadenfreude

 

[zedkissed60]

The Fat Man-Baby is really up on the cross today.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The Fat Man-Baby is really up on the cross today.

Well, it is this time of the month again. You know, when he has to whine for pity points to distract everyone from the fact he can't fullfill his own patreon milestone quota

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Well, it is this time of the month again. You know, when he has to whine for pity points to distract everyone from the fact he can't fullfill his own patreon milestone quota

I was thinking it was his period.

 

[MayMay]

He took a character and added a midriff, hooker levels of lipstick (here's a hint, want it to not look so prominent? Don't outline that shit, 'professional') and noticable cleavage. But nah, it's just them haterz don't know what 'sexualized' means, not that he's being a pervert that'd hardly be an issue if it weren't for him endlessly screeching 'stop doing sexist crap' at the first sign of sexualization.

Bravo Dobby, once again you've shown mastery over the art of anti-logic.

Also re:Wallpaper failure: Called it! Who wants to bet he'll use those nasty wasty gators as the excuse or pretend he never set that milestone ala the 'tip jar'

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Where's the wallpaper, Dobson?

 

[JU 199]

He's been on a fucking tear today.

The first tweet is laughable.
It should have lasted for a month.

cool bro

 

[wheat pasta]

Hahahaha, the vacuum cleaner 'incident'. That poor, poor man. How can he possibly draw a shitty wallpaper for the last few people who believe in his 'talents' when those nasty channers are making silly jokes at him?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Too bad they didn't send him pictures of a spraybottle instead.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

4chan was offering a useful product. What an ungrateful git.

 

[JU 199]

'I blame 4chan' should be an automated email he sends his donators when projects aren't finished.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Vacuum cleaner? Okay Dobson, thanks for reminding us of that. Now we just wait till people draw pictures of a giraffe that works as vacuum cleaner salesman and tries to sell you one, as well as a spraybottle of Mr. Clean.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

You know, for someone who basically lives on the fucking Internet, you would think Dobson would understand how it works.

Dobson tweets more in one day than some people post in a fucking month and yet he seems to have all of the Internet know-how and awareness of a lemming.

 

[Male Idiot]

Weak denial

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That qualification is damning.

While 17 is only problematic to the insanely high legal age in USA, Dobson does show the following:

Weeeeaaaaak.
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Why inject lesbian fetishism into it? Why make the wizard of oz art at all?

He's digging his own damn grave.

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Cry me a river.

Korrasami may be fine and not pedophilic*, but those two are way, way ,way harder to get away with Dobbo. Perhaps even Splatoon has shades of this.
We can't condem you for Korra, its two young adults, but we sure can for the latter two.

* Of course, conservatives are free to condemn it for non-hetersexuality, but that's not what we are doing to Dobbo so it does not count!


It is also very telling that SJWs equote Korra to being african-american, where she clearly has european facial structure and bright blue eyes.
In fact, most Avatar nations/ethnicities are different from real life ones. Some are diverse, others have a unified look. Sorry for off topic.

 

[JU 199]

You know, for someone who basically lives on the fucking Internet, you would think Dobson would understand how it works.

Dobson tweets more in one day than some people post in a fucking month and yet he seems to have all of the Internet know-how and awareness of a lemming.

CWC learns lessons quicker than Dobson does.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

He's been on a fucking tear today.

The first tweet is laughable.
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cool bro

Neigh impossible? Does he mean "nigh impossible," or is Dobby Bear trying to pander to bronies?

 

[Tailypo]

Vacuum cleaners? Really? Some people receive gore pics and they still manage to move on with their lives. I don't know if sending pictures of vacuum cleaners even constitutes as harassment.

 

[Male Idiot]

Vacuum cleaners? Really? Some people receive gore pics and they still manage to move on with their lives. I don't know if sending pictures of vacuum cleaners even constitutes as harassment.

All it constitutes is being a dumb joke. How insecure must one be to be annoyed by vacuum cleaner pictures on 4 chan?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

To be fair I doubt characters in a middle age fantasy world bother to adhere to 21st century standards of shaving.

In the real (European) middle ages, women actually did shave, at least in the pubic area. There were psychological/cultural reasons for this (body hair was seen as unclean, the shaven skin as pure and a sign of virginity) as well as practical (keeping skin parasites such as lice in check - people bathed around once a week).

Spoiler: Hieronymus Bosch (1450 - 1516): Garden of Earthly Delights (detail)

 

[CWCissey]

In the real (European) middle ages, women actually did shave, at least in the pubic area. There were psychological/cultural reasons for this (body hair was seen as unclean, the shaven skin as pure and a sign of virginity) as well as practical (keeping skin parasites such as lice in check - people bathed around once a week).

Spoiler: Hieronymus Bosch (1450 - 1516): Garden of Earthly Delights (detail)

That explains a lot about Game Of Thrones...