COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

@MarvinTheParanoidAndroid is spazzing on my profile about how the mRNA vaccines are unsafe because "the injection spreads throughout the body" (which is kind of the point of a vaccine if you want it to work).

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because "the injection spreads throughout the body" (which is kind of the point of a vaccine if you want it to work).
It really doesn't though.

So for an mRNA vaccine you need two things. mRNA that forces your cells to make an antigen and then an incipient that lets the mRNA breach through the cell membrane into the cytoplasm. Where it will be picked up and used to create the protein you're trying to create antibodies against.

The COVID-19 spike proteins created by your cells remain in your muscle tissue and your immune system goes to work on them. Some of the incipient that allows for cell entry will spread throughout your body but...it doesn't do anything.
 
It really doesn't though.

So for an mRNA vaccine you need two things. mRNA that forces your cells to make an antigen and then an incipient that lets the mRNA breach through the cell membrane into the cytoplasm. Where it will be picked up and used to create the protein you're trying to create antibodies against.

The COVID-19 spike proteins created by your cells remain in your muscle tissue and your immune system goes to work on them. Some of the incipient that allows for cell entry will spread throughout your body but...it doesn't do anything.
So, basically, you're saying he's a tard and his point is a big nothingburger
 
Did you hear the latest? There have been 9,048 deaths from covid vaccine complications. It's all over social media, including DeWine's Twitter.

Interesting figure. It links to Children's Health Defense (RFK's outfit) which links to VAERS, which has a disclaimer reading, “The reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable.” The reports aren't vetted, in other words. If you vaccinate the entire world, some people will die or be diagnosed with serious conditions within a couple days of getting the shot.

REAR GUNNER JOE: There are at least 300 communists. Some people say there are 400 communists. It's probably somewhere in the middle. 320, 340, 450.

Big thanks to Fox (for signal-boosting this bullshit back in May), and Krystal Ball for her nonstop Tucker worship.
 
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Did you hear the latest? There have been 9,048 deaths from covid vaccine complications. It's all over social media, including DeWine's Twitter.
I wish they'd give citations for that
Interesting figure. It links to Children's Health Defense (RFK's outfit) which links to VAERS, which has a disclaimer reading, “The reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable.” The reports aren't vetted, in other words. If you vaccinate the entire world, some people will die or be diagnosed with serious conditions within a couple days of getting the shot.

REAR GUNNER JOE: There are at least 300 communists. Some people say there are 400 communists. It's probably somewhere in the middle. 320, 340, 450.

Big thanks to Fox (for signal-boosting this shit back in May), and Krystal Ball for her nonstop Tucker worship.
Using VAERs as a source is completely retarded. They're self-reported injuries from vaccines and these are legit "vaccine side effects":
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Using VAERs as a source is completely retarded. They're self-reported injuries from vaccines and these are legit "vaccine side effects":
Reporting absolutely everything to VAERS is important though because it prevents clinical judgment from entering into the process. Yeah, your dodgeball injury was probably not caused by the vaccine, but also you could use the same mindset to say that your cerebral venous thrombosis wasn't caused by the vaccine.

Having access to as much data as humanly possible and then having qualified professionals interpret it is what VAERS and Yellow Card (the NHS equivalent) is all about. We are required BY LAW to report to VAERS if you're admitted inpatient for absolutely anything.
 
Reporting absolutely everything to VAERS is important though because it prevents clinical judgment from entering into the process. Yeah, your dodgeball injury was probably not caused by the vaccine, but also you could use the same mindset to say that your cerebral venous thrombosis wasn't caused by the vaccine.

Having access to as much data as humanly possible and then having qualified professionals interpret it is what VAERS and Yellow Card (the NHS equivalent) is all about. We are required BY LAW to report to VAERS if you're admitted inpatient for absolutely anything.
100% agreed. It's just funny when anti-vax retards use it as a source for total numbers and stuff like that
 
It's just funny when anti-vax retards use it as a source for total numbers and stuff like that
250 dOcToRs SiGnEd ThIs PeTiTiOn AgAiNsT 5G!

We need to plant explosives into lab coats that explode when an idiot wears one, like Dredd's Lawgiver pistol.
 
Sorry to hear that. Seems like Republicans have sold themselves completely to the populist lunacy. All that bullshit for a fistful of votes.
What was it these morons always loved to say? "The Left always projects" looks like it was the Right all along.

Like I said can't wait until cases surge and the state falls apart again. Hope appealing to willfully illiterate retards for votes was worth it Bill.
 
Like I said can't wait until cases surge and the state falls apart again. Hope appealing to willfully illiterate retards for votes was worth it Bill.
Didn't his own base try to impeach him for following covid guidelines?

I've come to terms with the fact that conservatives don't want to hear about problems. If you look away, it stops existing.
 
They'll blame the doctors and Fauci, don't worry

Nothing funnier than watching uneducated retards sperg about how Fauci doesn't know anything
Oh believe me I'm already anticipating the schizoposting from retards if the country locks down again.

"See Lockdowns will never end! ...just ignore how we refused to do anything Biden and Fauci told us to for half a year and caused the virus to go out of control again."
 
I fucking hate my state right now thanks.

Can't wait to see the blame game these imbeciles will play this Fall when cases skyrocket again.
Sorry to hear that. Seems like Republicans have sold themselves completely to the populist lunacy. All that bullshit for a fistful of votes.

I guess the people who expected the GOP to return to any semblance of rationality were being awfully optimistic. Republicans have chosen to be the Middle Ages party. I can see Trumpists exhuming the four humors model,, and I'm sure they will push for the Ptolemaic model of the universe to be taught in schools instead of that heliocentric model which is for commie soyboy cucks. Miasma is a pure patriotic theory for strong red blooded American who eat cereal with boiling water.
 
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