[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%

  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%

  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%

  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%
  • Total de votantes
    276
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Fill Bern El dijo:
$1500 will pay 2 utility bills and a back taxes bill
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And his mortgage on the 15th. He said that some of today goes to that, and then the rest will pay those other bills before the 21st.

There is a big issue here though - based on what Phil has said these past few weeks, he has nearly no bills due after the 21st.
So if that's the case, where the fuck did the money from the last 21st go?

None of this makes the least bit of sense anymore. This is a lot of talk, but he's not actually trying anymore. He is assuming nobody remembers more than a week at a time.

He's also saying at even $1 makes a difference. That's how crowdfunding is supposed to work. Why does the term 'Fifty Bit Bitch' exist, then?

And he posted up the $30 that came in right away before he started talking, now he is stalling on shout-outs of new tips to recount his schedule for the second time already.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
He flatly said that "if I don't make the Tips Goal today, I'm screwed."
Good thing the whales don't remember the last fundraiser where he didn't even make half of the goal and then told everyone "that's fine" after also saying he'd lose his house if he didn't make it
Immediately walked this back with a generic "this stream isn't about the money, it's about having fun with you guys" spiel
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Proof that it isn't all about fun. Just posted yesterday from Phil:

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Anyways. I'm not ruining my Saturday watching this idiot charge more to play the same game he's playing all month. I've been through a dozen of these fundraisers and they are all the same.

Boring. Repetitive. Completely unoriginal and totally unwatchable.
 
Surly Muppet dijo:
And his mortgage on the 15th. He said that some of today goes to that, and then the rest will pay those other bills before the 21st.

There is a big issue here though - based on what Phil has said these past few weeks, he has nearly no bills due after the 21st.
So if that's the case, where the fuck did the money from the last 21st go?

None of this makes the least bit of sense anymore. This is a lot of talk, but he's not actually trying anymore. He is assuming nobody remembers more than a week at a time.

He's also saying at even $1 makes a difference. That's how crowdfunding is supposed to work. Why does the term 'Fifty Bit Bitch' exist, then?

And he posted up the $30 that came in right away before he started talking, now he is stalling on shout-outs of new tips to recount his schedule for the second time already.
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The previous narrative was the mortgage was due by around the 15th with no other bills due until after the 20th.
 
Literally just laid out the food he's ordering and it's the same shit he usually orders just the fans get to pick the flavors OH BOY.

It's not even a DSP Tries It, he's already had it before. This is just DSP eats a food he likes and you pay him.

Edit: Fans didn't even pick the flavors, they suggested goat and he went with it, what a treat for the audience.
 
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DSP straight up acknowledging SnowKarl knows how to fuck with him is the funniest shit ever

snowkarl gets to take shots, DSP is guaranteed to get money...fucking clowns
 
Phil's reaction to snowkarl's tip was priceless. "Thank you for the nice unsarcastic message, snowkarl. Usually you take jabs at me to annoy me but that was a nice message. Please continue giving me positive messages when you donate to me, especially today, because it's an important day."
 
He's asking SnowKarl to not be sarcastic today. He'd appreciate it if SnowKarl can be nice today because Phil really needs the support.
Don't want to deal with any tough questions today, eh Phil? Is it because this 'fundraiser' is an obvious scam?

Also, rewards goals haven't changed! Because Phil is so benevolent! He isn't pushing back the goal line, or moving the goal posts! That's 'not the kind of person [he] is!' This is a great cover for the fact that the last goal is $150... the remaining 90% of the tips goal has no rewards offered.

Oop, and we need to crack down on people teasing big contributors. It's a ban to speculate if these people are coming in. Because they're welcome to if they would like to.

I hope he has a whale on the line today, because if not, we've got a big narrative problem if this nets less than $1000. He should literally be able to afford his mortgage payment and then nothing else.

EDIT: Phil made a joke about his monthly expenses being $420k monthly when someone asked.
Why is that a joke, exactly, when you are begging for $10k monthly and you have fixed bills you refuse to actually state the amount of?
I guess it's funny when you've never had to work out your monthly expenses - you just literally spend everything that comes in, whatever the amount.
 
Phil is going to use his 'usual post-prestream break' to go talk to Kat and order his food with her.

So there it is. We finally admit it. 3 years after he forced it to be a regular thing.
It's not a necessary bathroom break. It's just the post-prestream break that Phil deliberately built in.

He has a POST-PREstream break.

EDIT: He's now reading out menu options from this Indian restaurant before he goes to order for Kat as well.
Holding his phone and reading options out to chat. He wants to order two options to try out. I assume these are FULL MAIN courses. And garlic naan bread.
Why can't we put it up? Why can't we post a link to the menu?
I'm sure it's not related to the prices at all.
 
Phil is extremely alive and energetic as he reads the menu and tries to define 'curry'. You can hear the excitement in his voice every time he says "basmati".
 
So he's going to buy two meals for himself, and a side, and then presumably a meal for khet and he mentioned a side for her as well.

Bare minimum we're talking like $40+, more like $60+ with tip and delivery fee.
 
Sender dijo:
$1500 makes me think he'll do this monthly from now on. Of course it won't be enough in 2-3 months down the road and he'll up it. And I don't think the goal will be met.
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I feel he more or less confirmed it as such during the pre-stream, how the drop in subs was about ~$2000. He needs to make up that money somehow on a monthly basis or cut spendings (lol).
 
"obviously everyone knows what curry is, it's uh... how do you even explain it? it's not a paste"

:story:
 
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