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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Okay mark me late but is this what rural USA land usually looks like there? This looks like a desert in the apocalypse.

Deserts in Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico I think. You know, the places where people generally don't live.

 

[break these cuffs]

Okay mark me late but is this what rural USA land usually looks like there? This looks like a desert in the apocalypse. Why would anyone move there, let alone bring animals there. Keep a few animals sure, but fence them in to one area at a time while letting some grass grow... This is horrendous abuse of the land and the animals. I refuse to believe this is what it looks like for the USA.

They live in a high desert with low grasses and scrub. The area in the western edge of the valley is much more fertile given the aquifer distribution. Here are a couple of pictures of what the Tranch's property could and should look like if they weren't inept larpers. Westcliffe isn't in the Kansas prairie, but it's not the Mojave Desert either.

 

[Adolphin]

PayPal you basically have to work it as family and friends they dont take out fees. Inverse of this is that if you have a issue with a seller you can't do anything. I am not sure on independent sales.

Honestly I think it's a little bit dumb to pull all of their stuff from third party even if it's just for the sake of marketing because having different footholds ups sales and the end cost to profit can be marginal. Having an Etsy that has product in it is a free advertisement.

Im for "The Tranch Commits Tax Fraud" arc. Right after "Zoophiles outed after Tranch Visit following DenFur incident".

Also I found some Tranch pics uploaded so we can see the beauty here of Jarrod's "pallet town" stay classy.
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Do you see that on the horizon?
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It's a TENT!!! We got campin' troons!!!! Maybe this explains how they're keeping some extra help around like our new mysterious 666dirtwitch.

What kind of idiot would shear their animals in the mid of summer? Their fur will be inadequate for the winter. I am not a farmer, but I know that animals are best shorn in the spring so they can have time to grow back their fur.

They live in a high desert with low grasses and scrub. The area in the western edge of the valley is much more fertile given the aquifer distribution. Here are a couple of pictures of what the Tranch's property could and should look like if they weren't inept larpers. Westcliffe isn't in the Kansas prairie, but it's not the Mojave Desert either.

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I still find it impressive how they managed to convert their land to a lunar field in such a short period of time. Usually, such a process takes decades.

Also, have you all noticed how they constantly use emojis in their tweets to create a "cute" facade. As I have stated before, anyone who uses emojis in a passive-aggressive manner deserves beheading.

 

[The Dude]

Okay mark me late but is this what rural USA land usually looks like there? This looks like a desert in the apocalypse. Why would anyone move there, let alone bring animals there. Keep a few animals sure, but fence them in to one area at a time while letting some grass grow... This is horrendous abuse of the land and the animals. I refuse to believe this is what it looks like for the USA.

The US is a large chunk of land with a very diverse spectrum of environments. We've got everything from glaciers and alpine forests, to sweeping grasslands, to sub-tropical swamps, to sun scorched deserts...about the only thing we don't have are legit rain forests unless you count parts of Hawaii. Hell, Yellowstone National Park is one of the largest (if not THE largest) and varied collections of hot springs and other geothermal landscape. Even our rural areas are greatly diverse and will look completely different from one state to the next, or even just different parts of the same state. The Troonicorns live in Colorado, and the part of Colorado they live in is considered high desert, but other parts of Colorado can have rural areas that are vast grassland because Colorado is on the Western edge of the Great Plains, but also have rural areas that are mountainous evergreen forests. Keep in mind some states in the US are as large as whole countries or even multiple countries in other parts of the world. Depending on the state the landscape can all be very samey-same throughout the state, or be wildly different depending where you are in which state.

 

[AnOminous]

We've got everything from glaciers and alpine forests, to sweeping grasslands, to sub-tropical swamps, to sun scorched deserts...about the only thing we don't have are legit rain forests unless you count parts of Hawaii.

We have temperate rainforests, like those in the Pacific Northwest.

 

[artilleryfroth]

We have temperate rainforests, like those in the Pacific Northwest.

So why did these retard troons choose to set up in such a desolate place?

 

[Just A Butt]

So why did these retard troons choose to set up in such a desolate place?

property is some of the cheapest in the country and dude weed lmao

 

[artilleryfroth]

property is some of the cheapest in the country and dude weed lmao

Yeah but seriously nobody stupid can survive on a desert area, maybe if they knew what they were doing. It wouldn’t involve alpacas holy shit

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What kind of idiot would shear their animals in the mid of summer? Their fur will be inadequate for the winter. I am not a farmer, but I know that animals are best shorn in the spring so they can have time to grow back their fur.

The kind who previously shorn them in the autumn.

 

[The Dude]

We have temperate rainforests, like those in the Pacific Northwest.

I was referring more to tropical rain forests, like Southeast Asia or South America.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

I'm quite surprised that they didn't nuked themselves already given how they all seem to radiate with contradictions and autismo.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

So here's what Jen is doing while the rest of the troons move big rocks
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Also lets check in on our fave chaser
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B r o....

Spoiler: His Warhammer 40K Haram

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This was a repost he didn't do this one but I've seen 2 too many troon warhammer paints. At least they gendered the mtf space marine correctly since they're only male and weaponized autism..... Also shit job on the gun.

Obviously, space marines are aces and they’re participating in the erasure of asexuals.

I don’t mind the worms he painted but when I zoomed in on the people it looks like he needs to thin his paints. The blood angels in particular look like they need work, it reminds me of what I’ve seen some 15 year olds paint. If they weren’t primaris I would assume that they were some of his first minis. Maybe they are.

I was referring more to tropical rain forests, like Southeast Asia or South America.

Puerto Rico also has rain forests, but yeah we don’t have any tropical rain forests in the continental US.

 

[stupid frog]

Yeah but seriously nobody stupid can survive on a desert area, maybe if they knew what they were doing. It wouldn’t involve alpacas holy shit

There's sale pictures of the property pre-troon. It didn't used to look like this.

 

[Meiwaku]

There's sale pictures of the property pre-troon. It didn't used to look like this.

I have a feeling their earthship will end up with the same "Fallout 41" landscaping

 

[AnOminous]

So why did these retard troons choose to set up in such a desolate place?

They're idiots. Also the place wasn't desolate before they got to it. It was literally as green as the neighbors' property before they utterly wrecked it in less than a year.

See the line of green behind them? That's the property line. On the other side of the property line there's grass and vegetation, on the troon side is a lunar landscape with no living plants.

The troon side used to look like the neighbor's property in the little over a year since this horde of locusts moved in and destroyed it entirely.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They're idiots. Also the place wasn't desolate before they got to it. It was literally as green as the neighbors' property before they utterly wrecked it in less than a year.
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See the line of green behind them? That's the property line. On the other side of the property line there's grass and vegetation, on the troon side is a lunar landscape with no living plants.

The troon side used to look like the neighbor's property in the little over a year since this horde of locusts moved in and destroyed it entirely.

All these pictures tickled my legal autism. "This cannot be legal" I thought. Turns out I was right. They are going to have a bad time soon. Letting your land degrade to this point is actually illegal in Colorado.

2016 Colorado Revised Statutes :: Title 35 - :: Agricultural :: Soil Conservation :: Article 72 - :: Soil Erosion - Dust Blowing - 1954 Act

law.justia.com

States on marginal land have these laws due to what happened during the Dust Bowl. You are not allowed to let your property become completely denuded of all plant vegetation to the point it starts blowing dust onto adjacent properties.

Someone in Colorado may want to do their civic duty and drop a line to the state environmental regulator.

 

[Ghostse]

he only thing we don't have are legit rain forests

Nigger you WHAT? Oh hell fucking no you didn't bitch.
I know you didn't just say there are no rainforests in the continental US.

North American inland temperate rainforest - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Say some shit now, motherfucker.

 

[AnOminous]

States on marginal land have these laws due to what happened during the Dust Bowl. You are not allowed to let your property become completely denuded of all plant vegetation to the point it starts blowing dust onto adjacent properties.

In Clown World, troons are allowed to do fucking anything.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

All these pictures tickled my legal autism. "This cannot be legal" I thought. Turns out I was right. They are going to have a bad time soon. Letting your land degrade to this point is actually illegal in Colorado.

2016 Colorado Revised Statutes :: Title 35 - :: Agricultural :: Soil Conservation :: Article 72 - :: Soil Erosion - Dust Blowing - 1954 Act

law.justia.com

States on marginal land have these laws due to what happened during the Dust Bowl. You are not allowed to let your property become completely denuded of all plant vegetation to the point it starts blowing dust onto adjacent properties.

Someone in Colorado may want to do their civic duty and drop a line to the state environmental regulator.

I've been around long enough to not get my hopes re: troons suffering legal consequences for their action.

 

[White Devil]

The US has a little bit of everything for everyone. It's probably why the Eurotrash despise us so. That and central air conditioning.