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Right, now that many people are watching this thread I want to announce I will be releasing my new book called "Illusory Sun" come July 20 only on Amazon.

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(my publisher fucked me so I can't do physical copies.)
Weren't you supposed to show us a chapter of your book by now?
 
My book is called Niggers Tongue My Anus. It'll be out on A&N in two weeks.
That's a good title for a bizzarro fiction story.
Weren't you supposed to have shown us a chapter of your book by now?
Yes, but I got lazy and the faggot who supposedly was going to do a thread about it didn't do it, so fuck it.
Ok, you can actually give us a synopsis?
It follows a knight that is transported to a city with no sun or stars. He needs to get back and must traverse this new world finding the purpose of why he got there and what secrets thie darkness hold. The title is both an aphorism and statement, he is chasing the light in a world of darkness.
Give me a review copy and I’d be happy to detail every critique I have and mistake I find.
As long as you buy it you can say whatever, don't care.
 
It follows a knight that is transported to a city with no sun or stars. He needs to get back and must traverse this new world finding the purpose of why he got there and what secrets thie darkness hold. The title is both an aphorism and statement, he is chasing the light in a world of darkness.
Sounds generic as fuck.
Next time try to play Dark Souls and get fucked.
 
Sounds generic as fuck.
Next time try to play Dark Souls and get fucked.
DS2 best game. And yeah, it sounds like your typical fantasy adventure YA novel.

Send me a section and I'll make a thread.
Alright, I'll send you some chapters tomorrow.

How much is it worth?
I don't know. Amazon is a dick when it comes to prices, probably 5 or 6 dollars. Is a novel and I'm backed by a publisher, so I have that going for it.
 
It follows a knight that is transported to a city with no sun or stars. He needs to get back and must traverse this new world finding the purpose of why he got there and what secrets thie darkness hold. The title is both an aphorism and statement, he is chasing the light in a world of darkness.
Dude this sounds like every fantasy story I have ever read.
 
I'm starting to think that the problem here lies "up there" dude.

Hint: 🧩
 
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Parents suck, right guiz? I mean, my stupid cunt of a mom thinks I shouldn’t eat 40 kfc tendies a day while watching animu! She just doesn’t get it! GAWD! At least Goku understands me! Anyway, just thought I’d vent and this is the only place on the internet that would agree with me
 
How was I retarded enough to forget that you were the """female""" ballsy enough to argue in the incel thread.

You're either a tranny, or a seriously godawful chick that I probably would've bullied relentlessly in my H.S. years.

P.S. Draw/write/literally do anything better for yourself you faggot.
 
So, you don't want to improve your drawing skills and neither writing something different than the normal pattern?
You're such a lost soul in this world, man.
You know, his story could be even more generic and have a group of midgets trying to steal gold from a dragon, with the main character guiding them.
 
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I'm bored so I'm going to draw something better than Just Dont's shit.
I don't like blueballing people. Here is my attempt at anime which may or may not be better than Just Dont's:
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