Shilling for my book with crap story - BUY MY BOOK BUY MY BOOK BUY MY BOOK

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I'm in disbelief that someone could spend years on this site and think that writing something like this would ever be a good idea.
 
OP, recently times are tough here in Oregon ever since Gov. Brown dabbed on the state economy. I've been between jobs and facing financial ruin thanks to it. In order to get around this, I've been giving $5 blowies in the backrooms at the local truckstop, and easily earning ~100 bucks.

And even then, I'm less of a faggot than you.
 
Right, now that many people are watching this thread I want to announce I will be releasing my new book called "Illusory Sun" come July 20 only on Amazon.

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(my publisher fucked me so I can't do physical copies.)
 

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I do not understand why is it a good idea to insert your family problems on a site who is well known for laughing at retards. @Just Dont
 
>hi there internet stalker creeps pro tour i have various irl dramas please something something ps buy my book
I see a flaw or two in this otherwise clever plan
 
Right, now that many people are watching this thread I want to announce I will be releasing my new book called "Illusory Sun" come July 20 only on Amazon.

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(my publisher fucked me so I can't do physical copies.)
My book is called Niggers Tongue My Anus. It'll be out on A&N in two weeks.
 
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