🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[TrippinKahlua]

There's no point in pleasing you people. Or anyone else for that matter.

You're pleasing me.

 

[JU 199]

You want me to give up, don't you?

I want you to do what you promise, asshole.

 

[Ruin]

Isn't beginning algebra shit like

If x + 3 = 5
solve for x?

 

[bearycool]

There's no point in pleasing you people. Or anyone else for that matter.

I'm taking 20 credit hours with calc 3 thrown in there. Not even swamped, because I learned this thing called "ORGANIZATION"

When you get to this level, call me from your part time job.

 

[Connor Bible]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

 

[JU 199]

It's not good for my mental health.

 

[Watcher]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

Neither is staying home all day

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

So is not challenging yourself.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

What are you gonna do when you need to show up at a job every day?

 

[bearycool]

Isn't beginning algebra shit like

If x + 3 = 5
solve for x?

Or this:

18/16=10/x

 

[Connor Bible]

So is not challenging yourself.

And if I burn out?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

A more perfect storm of flail and fail has never existed.

Eris wept, Connor. You're like the Higgs boson of derp.

 

[The Knife]

There's no point in pleasing you people. Or anyone else for that matter.

I...look, here's a black hoodie, here's a Google Maps print-up of some local cemeteries, here's my old Walkman and a cassette of Pretty Hate Machine. Take them and go tell your trouble to the ones who truly understand you.

 

[Arkangel]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

Calculate the derivative of this equation:

e^(x^2 - 5)

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

Neither is obsessing over unobtainable goals like becoming a famous author or banging Molly Ringwald in the navel.

 

[chimpburgers]

I can't take too many classes in one semester. It's not good for my mental health.

Neither will a real job then. Suck it up.

 

[nyess]

Ay Connor fuk u meng

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@Connor Bible what is your projected graduation year for your "2"-year-degree?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

And if I burn out?

You'll never know until you do.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think Connor is a robot stuck in an endless loop