💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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boxybum dijo:
Another video where he gets an excuse to stuff his face. These sauce "reviews" were unhelpful. He takes a bite says its REALLY GOOD. Such a waste of 9 minutes.
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That's how he reviews. He has no fucking taste buds and doesn't think about the flavors he shoves (literally!) down his fat gullet. Jack is the most useless foodie I've ever seen in my life.
 
looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers
 
My guess is Junior bought the fireworks and left them in his old bedroom in his parent’s house. He can’t set them off in an apartment parking lot (surely he isn’t THAT autistic), so I think he dumped him at his old joint.

I can’t see how he could conceivably have a twin bed in his current apartment. It’s way too small for a couple, and it’s unlikely he has the financial ability to pay for a second bedroom. If he can somehow swing a second bedroom (like maybe because TamHam is giving him some money that she pulls in with her secret BBW/BBC OnlyFans or something) then Junior would probably turn it into an home office “music studio.”
 
Aztekken7 dijo:
looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers
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heres the british one
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Yorkshire Pudding - England

Jack does International dish #6. Be sure to suggest international dishes on the cooking community at http://CookingWithJack.net. Here is the recipe:Yorkshire...
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Aztekken7 dijo:
looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers
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It was Yorkshire pudding. He also did a re-do video where he didn't fuck it up quite so much, which is more than he'd do these days.
 
AnOminous dijo:
It was Yorkshire pudding. He also did a re-do video where he didn't fuck it up quite so much, which is more than he'd do these days.
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He even posted an apology video after that Yorkshire monstrosity.

He would never even conceive of doing that now. It’s like he knows he’s about to die from poor health and at least subconsciously knows his life was a failure, so he has to put his fingers in his ears, push away any cognitive dissonance, and pretend that everything is perfect so that the moment he finally keels over he won’t be in psychological pain. He thinks that’s ignoring every one of his problems is an easier approach than just being a better human being. But like everything Jack tries, it won’t work.
 
stets dijo:
My guess is Junior bought the fireworks and left them in his old bedroom in his parent’s house. He can’t set them off in an apartment parking lot (surely he isn’t THAT autistic), so I think he dumped him at his old joint.
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Jr and Brianna were staying at his parents place for the better half of the year. If it's the old house, then they still slept on a twin bed with sportsball pillowcases.

Another thing to note is that Med T didn't get rid of the bed once they moved out. My guess is that it's for the gym trainer to rest on when workouts get a little too hot and heavy. Sportsball pillowcase because gym.
 
DontEatThat dijo:
That taste test is horrible. Half of the video is him with low energy mumbling, grunting or just dead silence as he waits for the meat to be ready to consumed. Only when its ready he seems to have just a little bit more energy. If its a taste test, why use the same brush to brush the sauce on each rib? Besides everything be shit tier garbage I love the jump cuts, it always happens when he actually has to turn or move. My favorite is when hes giving Tammy the brush before it cuts like a kid giving their mother the licked clean spoon after mixing some batter. Also since Tammy cut the ribs, Jack must not of liked the sizes since he goes for the big piece at the end. Those ribs had the classic Jack touch, cooked just enough so the outside looks cooked. He basically cooked a large family sized portion of ribs and bit into half of them.
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This was just an excuse to eat his favorite whore Ribs, and since he bit into all of them you know he ate the full 1.5-2 lbs. It's evident by how he just brushed it all with the same brush with no care.

He can't even be arsed to grill it because food must be now, because Jack is hangy. Well, that and he's so scared of us pointing out how crippled he is he'd rather waste his time cutting out his waddle-limp as much as he can.

Mommy-wife's diet plus PC&LM is driving him into depression. He can't eat the 5 pounds of meat and cheese and butter like in his sexual dreams anymore and it's killing him. He can't even get the attention he wants because his views are cratering hard since he isn't trying.
 
Neko GF dijo:
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Walden Farms Suger Free Products.mp4
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Holy smokes, the fat man looks like a fucking giant pumpkin in this video. Is Mommy wife prepping to show him off as "Best Pumpkin" at a local state fair in October? Lmfao. The Sanford diet is totally working.

In addition, his overall condition appears to be deteriorating, with him slurring his words and stuttering over simple pronunciation. What a disaster. Finally, in this video, the entire camera is significantly off level. It's understandable if it's a "baby's first YouTube video," but even the most inexperienced YouTubers aren't this terrible.

What will it take for him to realise that his stupid LARP isn't going anywhere. I think it's sad because his brother and "friends" wouldn't tell him to drop this entire facade. A true friend or sibling would've told someone like this to snap out of it a long time ago.
 
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stets dijo:
Jack has sunk so low that he's "reviewing" the 0-calorie slop that anorexic girls eat in order to show their parents that they're "like, totally fine, MOM" and not starving themselves to death. The best thing that could happen from this video is that some anachans find it and stop starving themselves with Walden Farms glop because they saw a severely obese man promoting them.
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I thought the anorexia thing was a joke but holy shit their products appear on so many proana blogs, what a rabbit hole that was.
 
AnOminous dijo:
It was Yorkshire pudding. He also did a re-do video where he didn't fuck it up quite so much, which is more than he'd do these days.
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Speaking of British fare, Pig would love to see Jack try his hand (literally) at making other traditional dishes from across the pond, like kedgeree and toad in the hole. To quote Nicky Santoro from Casino, this is a guy who’d fuck up a cup of coffee. Just trying to picture how he’d butcher those…it’d be glorious.


desu91 dijo:
What will it take for him to realise that his stupid LARP isn't going anywhere. I think it's sad because his brother and "friends" wouldn't tell him to drop this entire facade. A true friend or sibling would've told someone like this to snap out of it a long time ago.
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One of Jack’s many problems is he has nobody in his life who will risk potentially pissing him off in order to be truthful with him. All of those people are gone, pushed away for daring to question the Mushbrain, and replaced by a tiny handful of acquaintances that form his echo chamber.

You truly need people in your life who are unafraid enough of your disapproval, in that they’ll readily call you out when you’re being Jack Scalfani-esque. There are times in our lives where we wrongly think we’re being funny/intelligent, and that call-out from a friend can be helpful in getting back to reality. Jack, however, can’t understand this because he’s a narcissistic infant who thinks he’s always right.
 
Neko GF dijo:
Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zbdaUDcxUagArchive (720p):
Walden Farms Suger Free Products.mp4
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Another useless video where his only critique of the sauce is, "it's good". No description of the flavors. No attempt to talk about the ingredients or how they manage to make it zero calorie. And a claim that he's going to buy them again WHEN HE HAS HIS OWN SAUCE TO SELL.

That's how you know he's full of shit and his sauce sucks. When he promotes another brand over his own.
 
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