Do…do those two
actually sleep there? Because if they’re not, the only other option is separate beds (imagine 2 twin beds in there). Whether they have separate quarters or are splitting that cot (factor in the rate at which they’re ballooning), it doesn’t make much of a difference- both scenarios, especially in a recent marriage between people as young as them, is sheer tragedy. JFC, marriage should be the time when one says goodbye forever to at least two things: condoms and twin beds. And while Pig understands that recycling one’s sheets and pillowcases can be a cost-effective trick, the ones with juvenile print patterns really mustn’t extend past the college years.

Are you paying attention to this, Brianna? Are the alarm bells going off yet? You made a mistake which is understandable- inexperience and foolishness in one’s youth can have these results. But for Christ’s sake, get the fuck out of there now while it’s not too costly. Your
husband playmate is a LOSER, and if you get tied into that piece of shit forever with a kid, your existence is irrevocably fucked. To catch a glimpse of your future under those conditions, simply take a look at Mushbrain and Medium T…basically Tammy‘s life or worse.
Then again, if she didn’t see the relentless red flags slapping her in the face from the beginning of their courtship, then she’s probably a lost cause at this point. YOU’RE MARRIED AND SHARING A MOTHERCUNTING TWIN BED *SSQQUUEEAALL*