🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

More photos of Tess drunkenly eating all of Mexico's food and fatting about.
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This is so gross. MOTI but IDGAF

What about B-O-W-I-E???? She's done this how many times and Bowie has to stay behind? This was not for work (I know this fat POS screamed that at a commenter asking something similar about her CHILD)
And what about all those Didneeylaan trips with no Bowie and no Rylee--bein' a MAWM is hard, y'all! Parents Magazine at this rate isn't fit to take the place of the Thrifty Nickel weekly circular for the bottom of the bird cage.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Stay classy gorl.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Stay classy gorl.
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All I can think of is someone cuming all over her face when she does that pose. (Like anyone would want to.) She's such a low life piece of trash.

It's double gross because kids do that now because of adults doing it.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Stay classy gorl.
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I thought that was a cake she was about to stuff right into her anorexic mouth.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Tess and her ilk are the stereotypical loud, obnoxious, American tourists. ugh

 

[Oscar Winner]

Tess and her ilk are the stereotypical loud, obnoxious, American tourists. ugh

There's at least two people sitting opposite her, and she's carrying on doing this shit. I'd be embarrassed.

She's loud and obnoxious wherever she goes. I'm genuinely curious as to whether she plays it up in front of a camera, or she's worse away from it.

 

[In Memoriam]

Well if that video of her arrival is any indication, there is no “off camera” time… ever in her life, and if there is, it’s meaningless to her (narc much?) she can’t even enjoy the moment because she was so busy filming. So annoying

ps Tess your roots are showing

pps she drove to Mexico because she is too fat and poor to fly. Ha-ha

 

[Oscar Winner]

Well if that video of her arrival is any indication, there is no “off camera” time… ever in her life, and if there is, it’s meaningless to her (narc much?) she can’t even enjoy the moment because she was so busy filming. So annoying

ps Tess your roots are showing

Every time she looks at herself it's through her phone, with 4 billion filters maxed out. Even when she looks at herself in the mirror it's (probably) through her phone because she posts so many photos doing that. I wouldn't mind betting she uses her phone like others would use a compact mirror.
The most unflattering photos she's posted are still filtered. Does she even know what she really looks like? I love the rare photos we get of Tess in the wild, no filters or shoop, just straight up omfg.
I don't think there's off camera time either. I also think she sees the rest of the world through her camera, and the view getting more skewed.

Edited for words

 

[JesusChristSuperstar]

Tess went on a boozy vacation to celebrate her new hair gays bday. Check out this video of her in the wild
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Twelve seconds into this vid is my fav

Holy chins Batman!

As most people have already said its always funny getting unfiltered content of Tess.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

You may be noticing the chins…

I am staring at those cloven hooves.

 

[ratatat]

What do her slides say? Right foot says GIRL, I can’t make out what the other foot says.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

What do her slides say? Right foot says GIRL, I can’t make out what the other foot says.

It says “BAD”, she posted them before

 

[ratatat]

It says “BAD”, she posted them before

Jesus Christ, did she get those on the boardwalk? You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I love seeing her waddling side to side.

 

[Gay Mouth]

How does she not see how unflattering it is to wear compression garments as clothing? It’s probably more comfortable for her to squeeze into these sausage casings instead of letting all her fat bags hang, but it’s so lazy and ugly. Imagine being excited to spend a weekend in Mexico with your friends and you roll up in this.

Like Christ the only people “pulling off” yoga pants and a sports bra with hoe slides are 19 year old 100 pound white trash from Florida.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

How does she not see how unflattering it is to wear compression garments as clothing?

Have you seen Anna’s thread? And she has actual ‘modelling’ ‘job’.

 

[Water-T]

JESUS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST - her toe splay is getting worse as she gets fatter.

I love it that Tess can't filter every single photo of herself, and everyone gets to see the reality she tries to hide.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

How does she not see how unflattering it is to wear compression garments as clothing? It’s probably more comfortable for her to squeeze into these sausage casings instead of letting all her fat bags hang, but it’s so lazy and ugly. Imagine being excited to spend a weekend in Mexico with your friends and you roll up in this.

Like Christ the only people “pulling off” yoga pants and a sports bra with hoe slides are 19 year old 100 pound white trash from Florida.

Tess is extremely fat and extremely lazy. I imagine it takes a lot of effort to slide into what she does to stuff herself in these clothes that must feel like sausage casings. She very likely gets winded and sees stars because of how arduous it is to fit into any clothing. Even if she finds 6XL clothing, good luck finding any sleeves that accommodates her massive upper arms. So she’s pretty limited on clothes unless they’re customized for her. Since muumuus are not in fashion, this is what she chooses to work with.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I’m just awestruck at the trashiness of dressing like that on vacation, much less out of the house. A floral muumuu would fit the tropical climate much better. Nope let’s larp as teenage trash in a hefty bag instead

 

[Immanuel Cunt]

lol, she wishes.