If you poop before a shower, do you wipe? - Answer the question

[JethroTullamore]

If you take a dump right before you know you are going to take a shower, do you bother to wipe, or do you head straight into the shower?
Personally, I wipe, what about you?

 

[Ron DeSantis]

What's wiping?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I wipe. Don’t want pooey water running down my legs.

 

[Just A Butt]

just shit in the shower. problem solved.

 

[BingBong]

what do you think the drain is for? you're supposed to stomp your shit down it while you shower.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Get a bidet nigga. It can be a crime scene down there but after a wash with a bidet, it's so clean I could eat myself out.

 

[User names must be unique]

absolutely not, it may save your life one day if you ever happen to drop the soap.

 

[Big Ruski]

You should take a wet soggy dump after you shower. Then you'll know what pain is.

 

[Xenomorph]

I use a bidet though

 

[Pinainas]

If my shit contains a lot of nuts, I actually use it for exfoliating then rinse it off

 

[Marissa Moira]

get a high pressure detachable shower head and you can spray up your butt and pressure wash your asshole. No more brown streaks ever.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

You should always wipe yourself you fucking degenerate.

 

[draggs]

What's a shower? I only bathe with a bidet. My bunghole and junk are so fresh and so clean clean. The rest of me is very smelly for some reason though, the bidet is just for washing naughty bits of course.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

No reason to when I poop in the shower.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

You're wasting water. Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it.

 

[TFT-A9]

What kind of person doesn't reflexively clean their arse after a d-

oh. Right.

 

[RW 1995]

if it's messy yes if it's not no simple

 

[Mr. Bung]

Some of you people are nasty. Do you not mind high concentrations of fecal residue in your showers? I hope you at least clean them regularly...

 

[Pruto]

Some of you people are nasty. Do you not mind high concentrations of fecal residue in your showers? I hope you at least clean them regularly...

How do you tolerate so much fecal residue on your toilet?

 

[Mr. Bung]

How do you tolerate so much fecal residue on your toilet?

I don't step into my toilet to clean myself.