I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.
No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.
I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
Kid, have your balls dropped at all?
Seriously, if that was supposed to intimidate me, I was too busy laughing my ass off to notice.
Mount & Blade is a GAME. Playing Call of Duty teaches you nothing about operating firearms IRL (have played CoD and been on a rifle range), so you swinging around a piece of metal, playing at being a badass just makes me wonder if you still watch Saturday morning cartoons in utter seriousness. Also, you'd be better served being proficient with firearms and melee weapons if you are a competent warrior, that way you aren't screwed if your oversized butter knife becomes more a joke than you are.
Second, if that's how you fantasize things, go join ISIS, you sound like just the kind of psychotic little bastard they need, but you'll probably spend most of your time being spitroasted when they get tired of molesting goats and children instead of having that harem you dream about.
Finally, the only thing you are to me is a sad little bastard who would spend so much time doing elaborate poses with a blade in front of my face to look hardcore that he wouldn't notice the foot I'd plant in his egomanaical balls until he was already clutching them in agony.
