🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I Smell Burnt Toast... dijo:
who honestly follows her??... her thumb head with meth sores and that balloon knot hair thing she has going on.
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Remember being out clubbing and being absolutely mortified or pissing yourself laughing at the the auld drunk fuckers out for a rare night out on the lash? Cackling, make up smeared, tits hanging out, picking fights and dry humping virgins on the dance floor? That's Anna. She looks like this girl's ma.

Anna, go home, you're drunk.

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Inner sex demon, sleep paralysis demon flopping around in the corner of your room. Same diff.
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PS- gotdamn, she’s huge. She just talked about how big her feet are a few days ago with her shoe emergency, but those hooves look positively dainty compared to what they’re carrying.
 
blue gopher snakes dijo:
That pole is about to rip out of its anchors and brain an Innocent Thin™️. I would bet money that they gave Anna her “inner sex beast certificate” a good 45 minutes earlier than she’d paid for because they were terrified she’d bring the building down.
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The specific place shes at makes people sign a liability cause that they cannot sue for their own injuries and that they must pay for damage they cause. Probably since they deal with a ton of drunk people.
 
Notice that she didn't even leave the ground, she just danced around the pole. They probably made a deal with her that she could make her little video but only if she doesn't actually try to pole dance. I imagine those poles are not built to withstand 600 lbs and that the employees are well aware of the fact, hence why Anna is flopping on the floor and such. The video serves as another reminder that Anna doesn't know what sexy means, in case you had forgotten.
 
GenociderSyo dijo:
The specific place shes at makes people sign a liability cause that they cannot sue for their own injuries and that they must pay for damage they cause. Probably since they deal with a ton of drunk people.
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Tbh a lot of pole places tend to do that or at least make you aware of the risks and tell you it’s not gonna be their fault, thanks to first timers and even experienced people being dumbasses.

But they definitely only agreed to do this for some publicity and definitely only let her hold the pole and do floor work, cause holy shit she would rip it out out the roof with her weight.
 
DoorPost101 dijo:
This video really shows just how much her movement is limited by her own fat. She has almost no range of motion. She truly is a prisoner in a cage of her own flesh.
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I don’t know how many people here have tried pole dancing but it’s hard, you’re lifting your entire body weight up with your hands which is close to impossible for any hambeast. You need a good range of motion not only to look good but to help you transition moves, which even if Anna tried she wouldn’t be able to, but I doubt she would cause it’d be hard work.
 
Voivode dijo:
I don’t know how many people here have tried pole dancing but it’s hard, you’re lifting your entire body weight up with your hands which is close to impossible for any hambeast. You need a good range of motion not only to look good but to help you transition moves, which even if Anna tried she wouldn’t be able to, but I doubt she would cause it’d be hard work.
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Yeah, well, stinky Dollar Tree Sally Shine is just one in a never ending conga line of supremely delusional, butt fucking ugly, smelly, hygienically challenged, middle aged and elderly way past their expiration date women who watched a vidya by Juvenile while nursing a Shirley Temple at the back of the dive bar they haunt thinking they can get someone like Gin Gene to 🎶 🎶 Fall in Love Wit a Stripper🎶🎶🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
 
EDIT: I bonked up; it was a different thingy I was thinking of. (:_(

From what I can remember, Pole Fitness Studio was just a company that just did classes and provided cute "Stripper Certifications" for bachelorette parties. According to their Certifications page:

"Each pole certification level includes pole, dance, and floor moves and builds up from the previous level. Pole level 1 was designed so that all participants can participate and excel regardless of their fitness level.
Level 1: The foundation of pole fitness. Level 1 includes the squat spin, fireman spin, back slide, frisk, and 20 other beginner moves and transitions to start your students off safely. Learn a 3-4 min dance routine.
* Earn 0.5 CEUs with NASM and 5 CEUs with AFAA. Take both the Chair Dance and Pole Dance level 1 course and you will earn 1.0 CEUs with NASM and 10 CEUs with AFAA.
Cost for Level 1
Suggested donation- $995 in person
Suggested donation - $695 via Zoom * $300 savings"

I am not sure if this is what Anna did or not, but I'm pretty sure she did. This will sound like an odd comment, but I hope she won't dissuade people from going to these classes or looking into these pole fitness classes because pole dancing is fun, fantastic exercise that requires a lot of talent and strength to actually be good at it. For bigger women, having the pole to lean on is helpful and honestly probably a lot better for her knees than the totally real home workouts she most definitely totez does you guyzzzz. If she actually thought what she was doing was sexy and that's why the Internet needed to see it, no gorl, but this is going to be a fantastic TikTok to torture my husband with.

Also, according to a comment left by "Danna" on this Pole Fitness Dancing article, "Most dance poles are rated for 350lbs plus but you would need to read the product listing of each pole to see what works best for you." The one I owned had a maximum weight of just 200 pounds (so yes, one drunk party goer did take it out which I should have seen coming).
 
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Shiksa Siren dijo:
From what I can remember, Pole Fitness Studio was just a company that just did classes and provided cute "Stripper Certifications" for bachelorette parties. According to their Certifications page:

"Each pole certification level includes pole, dance, and floor moves and builds up from the previous level. Pole level 1 was designed so that all participants can participate and excel regardless of their fitness level.
Level 1: The foundation of pole fitness. Level 1 includes the squat spin, fireman spin, back slide, frisk, and 20 other beginner moves and transitions to start your students off safely. Learn a 3-4 min dance routine.
* Earn 0.5 CEUs with NASM and 5 CEUs with AFAA. Take both the Chair Dance and Pole Dance level 1 course and you will earn 1.0 CEUs with NASM and 10 CEUs with AFAA.
Cost for Level 1
Suggested donation- $995 in person
Suggested donation - $695 via Zoom * $300 savings"

I am not sure if this is what Anna did or not, but I'm pretty sure she did. This will sound like an odd comment, but I hope she won't dissuade people from going to these classes or looking into these pole fitness classes because pole dancing is fun, fantastic exercise that requires a lot of talent and strength to actually be good at it. For bigger women, having the pole to lean on is helpful and honestly probably a lot better for her knees than the totally real home workouts she most definitely totez does you guyzzzz. If she actually thought what she was doing was sexy and that's why the Internet needed to see it, no gorl, but this is going to be a fantastic TikTok to torture my husband with.

Also, according to a comment left by "Danna" on this Pole Fitness Dancing article, "Most dance poles are rated for 350lbs plus but you would need to read the product listing of each pole to see what works best for you." The one I owned had a maximum weight of just 200 pounds (so yes, one drunk party goer did take it out which I should have seen coming).
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Thats for studios to get listed and there is no way she got that certification it requires actually being into pole work to begin with and requires "A min of six months previous pole dancing experience is required to ensure you are prepared for the certification." and is multiple classes.

"Each pole dancing certification level consists of 20 - 25 pole, dance and floor moves, and transitions. You will receive a complete certification reference guide to take home with you. We will be meeting for approximately four hours each day. This time includes a brief snack break, and time for Q & A.

To pass the certification you must be able to perform a minimum of 70% of the moves taught. Memorizing the routines is not required. Your take home manual will serve as a guide for continued education.

Upon completion you and your company will be listed on my certified instructors page. You will also receive a certification graphic for placement on your website and or promotional materials.

A min of six months previous pole dancing experience is required to ensure you are prepared for the certification. To further prepare for the course please review “Pole Work” and “Dance Moves and Floor Work”, especially if you have no previous pole dancing experience. These DVDs are suggested donation - $20 ea (plus shipping) When you enroll for the certification I will deduct the cost of the DVDs, so you get them for free!

A suggested donation of $500 minimum is required to reserve your spot, and you can make installments if needed. Such as 4 x $625, or 2 x $1250 Together we will work out a plan that suits your needs. We accept all credit cards. Note: If you prefer to take just Level 1 & 2 at this time, the cost is a suggested donation of $1495.

Please call me if you have any questions, or would like to book your certification course. My cell is 702-205-1440. Space is limited. I am looking forward to hearing from you, and personally helping you and your business thrive and be successful. Thank you!"
 
GenociderSyo dijo:
Thats for studios to get listed and there is no way she got that certification it requires actually being into pole work to begin with and requires "A min of six months previous pole dancing experience is required to ensure you are prepared for the certification." and is multiple classes.

"Each pole dancing certification level consists of 20 - 25 pole, dance and floor moves, and transitions. You will receive a complete certification reference guide to take home with you. We will be meeting for approximately four hours each day. This time includes a brief snack break, and time for Q & A.

To pass the certification you must be able to perform a minimum of 70% of the moves taught. Memorizing the routines is not required. Your take home manual will serve as a guide for continued education.

Upon completion you and your company will be listed on my certified instructors page. You will also receive a certification graphic for placement on your website and or promotional materials.

A min of six months previous pole dancing experience is required to ensure you are prepared for the certification. To further prepare for the course please review “Pole Work” and “Dance Moves and Floor Work”, especially if you have no previous pole dancing experience. These DVDs are suggested donation - $20 ea (plus shipping) When you enroll for the certification I will deduct the cost of the DVDs, so you get them for free!

A suggested donation of $500 minimum is required to reserve your spot, and you can make installments if needed. Such as 4 x $625, or 2 x $1250 Together we will work out a plan that suits your needs. We accept all credit cards. Note: If you prefer to take just Level 1 & 2 at this time, the cost is a suggested donation of $1495.

Please call me if you have any questions, or would like to book your certification course. My cell is 702-205-1440. Space is limited. I am looking forward to hearing from you, and personally helping you and your business thrive and be successful. Thank you!"
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Oops, my mistake, I had just skimmed it and the "donation" price lined up with the $400 (if I remember correctly, it might have been $600) price they had in 2016 for a one-hour class to learn a dance routine. I couldn't find that specific thing though so it's possible they no longer do it... even though that's exactly what Anna did so I'm way confused. Though maybe they're bringing it back because quarantine's ending and are trying to advertise it again. Nothing about this makes any sense and Anna posted this on God's day of rest. (:_(
 
Shiksa Siren dijo:
Oops, my mistake, I had just skimmed it and the "donation" price lined up with the $400 (if I remember correctly, it might have been $600) price they had in 2016 for a one-hour class to learn a dance routine. I couldn't find that specific thing though so it's possible they no longer do it... even though that's exactly what Anna did so I'm way confused. Though maybe they're bringing it back because quarantine's ending and are trying to advertise it again. Nothing about this makes any sense and Anna posted this on God's day of rest. (:_(
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No worries. Anna likes to make a spectacle and since shes got a film crew with her proprietors of places are sure to make a show of their places when she arrives and is filming like shes important shit. From what I can gather she probably just did the cheap $65 class for people who know nothing.
 
FrownyFace dijo:
Inner sex demon, sleep paralysis demon flopping around in the corner of your room. Same diff.
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PS- gotdamn, she’s huge. She just talked about how big her feet are a few days ago with her shoe emergency, but those hooves look positively dainty compared to what they’re carrying.
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I know she is tall but I’m still blown away she doesn’t have back issues and is even able to walk given her size. It’s fascinating.
 
New Tik Tok Caption is "Why get one dessert, when you can get five? #travel #LasVegas #Lupo #treatyoself "

Total $77
Pineapple Ginger Mojito $16 (Guess)
Zeppole - Warm Vanilla Doughnuts, Mixed Berry Coulis $12
Tiramisu, Mascarpone Mousse, Espresso, Ladyfingers $11
Chocolate Mousse Cake, Butterscotch Pudding, Vanilla Gelato, Chocolate Streusel $14
Spanish Style Cheesecake, Harry's Berries $13
Butterscotch Pudding, Chocolate Streusel, Mascarpone Whipped Cream $11
 
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