🐱 ‘Cruella’ Sequel in the Works at Disney

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Dalmatians are proving to be Disney’s new best friends.

As Cruella heads into its second weekend, The Hollywood Reporter has learned the studio behind the Emma Stone-starrer is in early development on a sequel. Cruella director Craig Gillespie and screenwriter Tony McNamara are expected to return for a sequel to the film that stars Stone as fan-favorite One Hundred and One Dalmatiansvillainess Cruella de Vil.

Cruella debuted May 28 simultaneously in theaters and on Disney+ under the streaming service’s Premier Access tier, making it available to purchase for $30. The film has earned $48.5 million globally. It received positive reviews and has been praised for its 1970s punk rock aesthetic.

“We are very pleased with Cruella’s box office success, in conjunction with its strong Disney+ Premier Access performance to date,” a Disney spokesperson said in a statement. “The film has been incredibly well received by audiences around the world, with a 97% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes in addition to A’s in every demographic from CinemaScore on opening weekend, ranking it among the most popular of our live-action reimaginings. We look forward to a long run as audiences continue to enjoy this fantastic film.”

Disney has found success mining its library of beloved animated features for live-action, starting with Alice in Wonderland (2010) and including Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent (2014), Cinderella(2015) and $1 billion grossers that include Beauty and the Beast (2017), Aladdin (2019) and The Lion King (2019). The studio isn’t done with its successful decade-plus strategy yet as it has live-action reimaginings Pinocchio, Peter Pan & Wendy and The Little Mermaid in the works.
 
Short answer, yes.

No really, her mother was killed by Dalmatians.

You're welcome.

And it wasn't Pongo, it was his father(?) And Pongo and Perdita are apparently related so they're all inbred.
This is by far the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read about a movie.
Oh and also they made Anita Radcliffe black. Because, you know, yay diversity.
It somehow got worse.
 
So how do you make Cruella sympathetic anyway? Did Pongo maul her mother?
These Disney movies about the villains change enough stuff around that it barely is related to the originals. The people into these movies aren't going to view this Cruella as being the would be dog skinner. Haven't seen the movie yet, but think this movie has her become orphaned as a kid and try working for a fashion designer and some sort of feud happens resulting in her trying to terrorize or one up her boss.

So it's more about a nutty fashion designer than a cruel dog skinner, not exactly the worst thing for a kid's movie.
 
I am shocked someone would pay this much to see any movie, let alone a Disney cashgrab. This is like when they spent years making terrible direct to video sequels to their classics, resulting in the lowest quality movies the company ever produced, except people pay more to see it than they would at a cinema.
It is just like those direct to video sequels and in both instances it's short sighted, yeah you're making money, but you're also diluting the brand and damaging it's long-term future, so you're threatening your future ability to make money.

Looking back I still can't believe they really went for it with the direct to video sequels, gone were the days when a new Disney movie was a big theatrical event, now it also included cheap straight to video flicks you'd find at bargain bins, the fact that they didn't see how that would be damaging to the brand is hilarious, but at least the third DTV Aladdin was cool.

But Disney used to be a company that was super protective of it's brand, now and it started under Eisner too with the DTV films, they've essentially been strip mining the brand, what's "Disney" going to mean to people in another 50 years?
 
Geez, I guess the timeline is now
  • Dalmatians kill de vil
  • Dalmations fuck cousins
  • Humans adopt Dalmatians
  • De vil hires human, despite human housing dalmatian
  • Human meets human
  • Dalmatians fuck cousins again
  • De vil kidnaps Dalmatians
  • De vil kidnaps another 87 Dalmatians
  • De vil intends to skin Dalmatians
  • Humans are useless
  • Dalmatians save themselves
  • Humans just pay for the upkeep of the increased hoard of Dalmatians
  • Doggos of Peace kill Chink
  • Doggos of Peace fuck cousins
  • Cucks adopt Doggos of Peace
  • Chink hires cuck, despite cuck housing Doggo of Peace
  • Chink would probably love nothing more than to throw Doggo of Peace off a balcony
  • Cuck meets cuck
  • Doggos of Peace fuck cousins again
  • Chink imprisons Doggos of Peace
  • Chink imprisons another 87 Doggos
  • Chink intends to organ harvest Doggos
  • Cucks are useless
  • Doggos of Peace take matters into their own hands paws
  • Doggos of Peace have the extra 87 Doggos revert to Peace
  • Cucks just pay for the upkeep of the influx of Doggos of Peace

I hate this expanded universe
 
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I'll just be over here waiting for the live-action prequel/origin story for Jafar from Aladdin that reveals he was abused by white Christian crusaders which is why he turned to dark magic. Then a sequel further cementing this as canon, so that by the time you get to Aladdin, you're hoping Jasmine, Aladdin and the Genie die. Because apparently virtue signaling fucking evil people into being the real heroes is Disney's way now.

I mean, what's next? Scar was a tofu-eating lion cub and Simba's dad ate his brothers and sisters (that's actually something male lions do from time to time, it's fucked up). Dillon was a hard-working, Steve Jobs type until Kevin Flynn pirated all of his software and made bank? Why not - they're shitting up everything they touch. I guess if they ever revisit Alita since they own 20th century fox we'll find out she was a baby killing war machine or something, I don't even know anymore.
 
The film has earned $48.5 million globally.
Disney is not even going to make its money back on this piece of shit. But you will learn to love your 'skrong, empowered, matricidal, puppy-skinning' girlboss.
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CRUELla DE VILle
We are not supposed to sympathize with her, ffs.

I don't believe there'll be a sequel with the same budget and marketing though. This isn't some Negress-led propaganda piece; it's a generic mediocre Hollywood flick starring wypipo.
They'll silently abandon it right next to the Aya and Brave sequels.
At best, you get a Maleficent 2 type film that no one cares for meant to fill the January-February abyss.
 
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Craig Gillespie, of Lars and The Real Girl fame, is who directed Cruella?

Lars and The Real Girl was a good movie, what happened?
he likely had very little creative control and was probably only really allowed to mess with scene composition and camera work. Disney's creativity is practically board run
 
And it wasn't Pongo, it was his father(?) And Pongo and Perdita are apparently related so they're all inbred.
Inbreeding is on point for Dalmatians. There's a real problem with inbred Dalmatians.

A problem, ironically, created by 101 Dalmatians, because EVERYONE wanted one so they were bred on an industrial scale. I think they were the first puppy mills.

I believe there are breeders trying to.... you know... fix the whole shallow genepool, but...
 
When I was a kid I saw 101 Dalmatians. I also had a dog that I took care of.

My first thought was: "That house is going to be covered in dogshit in less than a day."

Cruella was just trying to keep Lake Springfield from catching on fire from all the dogshit dumped in it.

Prove me wrong.
 
Downside: more trash.

Upside: more of Emma Stone looking cute in cute outfits.

Fucking Cruella has a higher score than movies like Silence of the Lambs, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and 2001 a Space Odyssey?

I want off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride...

"Um sorry sweaty but Girl Joker is better than your favorite incel white supremacist GamerGator film YAAAAASSSSS"
 
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