🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

Don't forget the driver's seat and steering wheel. Mr. Cheese said fatties pull on the steering wheel to get in and out of the car, and they break. As for the seat, well, that needs no explanation.

I suspect that is why Tess swapped out vehicles - she already fatted the damn Jeep to death.

 

[ratatat]

I was curious, and it appears there is no potty training requirement for kindergarten in California. It’s a “no child left behind”-type thing; they can’t deny a child access to education.

Jesus Christ, could you imagine having to have that fight with an elementary school? “No no— legally you have to let my 6 year old in, even though he’s in diapers! Yes, I know it’s my responsibility to potty train him, but I need someone to watch him for 7 hours a day.” I would be so fucking ashamed of myself. Clearly she feels no shame, but what the fuck, does she think that’s okay? He’s at the point where he can change his own diapers.

 

[NoReturn]

tessholliday · 20h ago
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Rugrats - The Hit Crew

Who is filming this?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Jesus Christ, could you imagine having to have that fight with an elementary school? “No no— legally you have to let my 6 year old in, even though he’s in diapers! Yes, I know it’s my responsibility to potty train him, but I need someone to watch him for 7 hours a day.” I would be so fucking ashamed of myself. Clearly she feels no shame, but what the fuck, does she think that’s okay? He’s at the point where he can change his own diapers.

Aren't schools in Developed World disability-friendly? I mean, not for wheelchairs, but the inclusion for children with non-intellectual special needs? I can imagine not taking a child with short bowel, or with inconsistency problem (in diapers)
If teachers are not allowed to touch a child, sure, but can such children be accepted if they indeed can change themselves?

Or am I just reading too much into “(parent’s) responsibility to potty train)”?

 

[multiverse]

Aren't schools in Developed World disability-friendly? I mean, not for wheelchairs, but the inclusion for children with non-intellectual special needs? I can imagine not taking a child with short bowel, or with inconsistency problem (in diapers)
If teachers are not allowed to touch a child, sure, but can such children be accepted if they indeed can change themselves?

Or am I just reading too much into “(parent’s) responsibility to potty train)”?

The issue is, the kids oftentimes aren't developmentally delayed. Their sole issue is being neglected by their lazy parents, which in turn causes them to be delayed. And the only appropriate place for kids who can't toilet themselves is the sped class - and God help you if you tell the lazy abusers this. Ain't nothin' wrong wit their baby, nuh uh, you do your fuckin' job an' teach mah baby the toilet!

Tess is white trash with a little cash, which makes it more unusual for the kid to remain this delayed, this long. But a dog always returns to their vomit, and so Ryann Maegan Hoven Brady refuses to teach her son a damn thing. Rylee trained hisself, why can't Bowie? Never mind that Rylee had Nana Beth to start the process, and depending in when his especially supportive step-dad entered his life, he was probably able to complete his basic life skills training with his help. All Bowie had was Ryann; Nick; nanny slave / cocaine afficonado Jolene, who wouldn't jump without asking Ryann how high; and Olly, who was there to get high off little kid narc supply.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Aren't schools in Developed World disability-friendly? I mean, not for wheelchairs, but the inclusion for children with non-intellectual special needs? I can imagine not taking a child with short bowel, or with inconsistency problem (in diapers)
If teachers are not allowed to touch a child, sure, but can such children be accepted if they indeed can change themselves?

Or am I just reading too much into “(parent’s) responsibility to potty train)”?

Are you asking if older kids with bowel issues can attend school? That would be fine.

 

[multiverse]

Tess is still getting important / famous guests on her failed podcast. This woman put Tess on the cover of her magazine three years ago, everyone! Remember, the cover where she didn't fit into the dress and so hung it over her neck like a sped?


Susscribe to her Very Important Podcast! It's a runaway success!


She spent cash she doesn't have on tacky nails! A suicide hotline sent her candy! Don't touch, Bowie - that's mommy's candy.



Buy this shitty cookie!


Hmm...
one of these hips is not like the other!
one of these hips goes up to the pit!
one of these hips is not like the other!
which one? Before the time's up!
(The song, for the youth who don't know what's up)



Just one 250 calorie cookie at a time, and you, too, can be an absolute unit with hips the width of a doorway!

 

[Water-T]

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I bet it butters Tess' biscuits that her "I'M ANOREXIC, Y'ALL!" attention whoring hasn't translated into huge sub numbers or modelling gigs like she hoped it would. She's already at 14:30 on the 15 minutes it bought her.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess is still getting important / famous guests on her failed podcast. This woman put Tess on the cover of her magazine three years ago, everyone! Remember, the cover where she didn't fit into the dress and so hung it over her neck like a sped?
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She spent cash she doesn't have on tacky nails! A suicide hotline sent her candy! Don't touch, Bowie - that's mommy's candy.
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Hmm...
one of these hips is not like the other!
one of these hips goes up to the pit!
one of these hips is not like the other!
which one? Before the time's up!
(The song, for the youth who don't know what's up)
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Just one 250 calorie cookie at a time, and you, too, can be an absolute unit with hips the width of a doorway!

The Superfood Cookie Banana Bread​

Calories250 % Daily Value Total Fat 15g 19% Saturated Fat 1g 5% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg Sodium 135mg 6% Total Carbs 24g 9% Dietary Fiber 5g 18% Total Sugars 17g Added Sugars 0g Protein 7g 14% Vitamin D 0mcg (0iu) Calcium 90mg 7% Iron 1.3mg 7% Potassium 270mg 6%

 

[Big Ben]

The Superfood Cookie Banana Bread​

For comparison, here are the nutrition facts for one Krispy Kreme glazed donut:

This 'healthy' cookie has more calories, fat, sodium, carbs and sugar than a fucking donut.

 

[Putin Bot]

You all didn't even see the videos from her latest post.
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Totally not flexing, y'all, she bought it for her family!

Perhaps I'm being autistic, but it would make sense for her sugar daddy to come with her to buy the car, right? After all, I'm sure that Tess has shit credit, and any place short of the most scammiest would allow her to just purchase a new car. So, I feel that he took that photo of her and Bowie, because after all, the car dealership would need him to come in person to co-sign.

Also interesting to note, in the trashy tik tok videos, the person filming is a male, because in one of the videos you hear a male voice. However, it's never revealed who the mystery man is, which would make sense if he's her sugar daddy, and wants to be kept out of view. I believe he also speaks in the video where Bowie is featured, and he stays in the backseat in all the videos, I think to make sure that he doesn't ever get in the shot.

Hm...so he does go out in public sometimes with Tess, though I'm sure there is no physical contact at all on these outings. Which might be why Tess was bitching about men who will fuck her, but not show any affection in public. She's such a narc and shit talker that even money won't keep her from blabbing. I feel she's going to let something slip soon, whether because of narc injury or just being her dumbass self.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just got to say that Bowie’s hair is some of the stringiest shit I have seen in a while.

Fucking hell, Tess. Put down the cookies, put out the joint, pick up a comb, and tend to the rats nest that has formed on your son’s head.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Just got to say that Bowie’s hair is some of the stringiest shit I have seen in a while.

Fucking hell, Tess. Put down the cookies, put out the joint, pick up a comb, and tend to the rats nest that has formed on your son’s head.

He has a really nice colour but his hair is fine and dead at the ends. He could rock a cute shaggy layered do that would still allow him to have longish hair but it would look so much more healthy and trendy.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Is anyone outside of us mentioning the reckless driving and no seatbelts or booster seat for Bowie? Or are all her followers ok with it? Pisses me off how little she cares about him.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Bunch of shit in her stories, about Bowie's bday and a horrible video of her claws. She also went drinking with her BFF's wearing this absolutely hideous dress. And that in front... that's ONE thigh. ONE!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Tess is still getting important / famous guests on her failed podcast. This woman put Tess on the cover of her magazine three years ago, everyone! Remember, the cover where she didn't fit into the dress and so hung it over her neck like a sped?
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Susscribe to her Very Important Podcast! It's a runaway success!
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She spent cash she doesn't have on tacky nails! A suicide hotline sent her candy! Don't touch, Bowie - that's mommy's candy.
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Buy this shitty cookie!
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Hmm...
one of these hips is not like the other!
one of these hips goes up to the pit!
one of these hips is not like the other!
which one? Before the time's up!
(The song, for the youth who don't know what's up)
Ver archivo adjunto 2232294


Just one 250 calorie cookie at a time, and you, too, can be an absolute unit with hips the width of a doorway!

Surprised she put this one up as her stretch marks (that she claims she doesn't have) are really visible in this one. Usually she tries to lighten any pictures where she's showcasing her sexy gut.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Wow one leg is double the size of both legs of a small fat.

Also...this does not look healthy (I mean, none of it does but this is a big yikes)

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

We all know why those gorls hang out with Tess tho. They look so much smaller next to her.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

WTF is this

 

[roku optic]

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...she looks like an over blown blow up doll.

And I mean WAAAAAY over blown.