🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion


In the 1st World War battleships were painted in very similar patterns. It was to obfuscate the the bow of the ship and confuse whoever was using the optic rangefinder, so as to make hitting the ship with a torpedo more difficult.

Food trucks will be unable to determine Anna's speed and vector when she wears this. By the time they realize the undulating mass of indeterminate size and shape is a person, it's already too late. She's too close.


Gotta say, that boil on her face is coming in real nice.
 
I love how “Look 6” (aka the yellow top from Wray) is literally just the shirt, jean shorts and her “I’ve got extra chromosomes and I’m proud” looking white Tevas. She even had the audacity to say she STYLED the shirt. WTF?

That’s the shirt she wore in the Austin Food video with Eat It Katie and I hated it then. If I saw it on the clearance rack at Kohl’s for $7, I wouldn’t buy it... who the fuck would pay 200 bucks for that???
 




And a new youtube:


She finally rememberd her job. And tik tok:
 
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Now it kills me is every time I see a plus size site that advocates being severely overweight as a healthy lifestyle alternative (the link is an example). I get livid. BEING OBESE SHOULD NOT BE SUGGESTED AS A HEALTHY WAY TO LIVE. That’s why they titled the state of being so (morbidly obese) a synonym for “deathly fat.” Instead of focusing on any weight as being “healthy”, we should encourage people to be active, exercise regularly, and eat a balanced diet."
Good grief, Anna.

"Morbid" as a medical term literally just means "sick" or "having an illness or condition." The use of the term to mean "death" in common speech is purely colloquial. In medical research, morbidity refers to the incidence of a disease or illness; mortality refers to incidence of death.
 
She thinks any of those clothes are chic? She wouldn’t recognize chic if she ate ten pounds of it and shit it out in Pantene’s color of the year.

Even if a woman as fat as she is was capable of looking chic, nothing she likes would be included in that definition. I can’t remember if she said it about that onsie or something else, but it doesn’t matter. The most she can personally achieve is sufficiently covered, and if she saw a chic woman she wouldn’t recognize her because she wouldn’t be wearing paint splattered designs for one year olds, clothes with banana surprise prints, or cheap fabric princess dresses after the age of six.

It’s a nice warning for us smaller sizes to know where not to shop though, because I know part of our charges go to subsidizing the extra fabric of people like her. So even if I had tacky, arrested development taste, I wouldn’t shop there.

That Fenty video with the other fat girl has been posted before, but this time I noticed a price tag on the floor in front of them. No need for a garbage can when you are about to move out, amirite girls?
 
So many things
-If she is going to go on a "trip" while she waits for her home...that is INSANE, who buys a home and then just floats around doing nothing until she can move in?? I would be planning, buying, saving etc.
-Why doesnt she just rent a place in Austin instead of spending THOUSAND OF DOLLARS to go on such a lame ass trip??
which leads me to...
-Why the hell is she even going to the places she is going to?? As another poster said, she doesnt have any depth to her. There is no passion. She is truly a disposable personality. Everything is nothing. Everything is so disposable. She travels around to see lame petting zoos, cactus walks and dino parks?? I mean, spend the money at a spa, or at a REAL vacation.
Or how about spending the money to "help your community"?? Where did that go??
She is now resorting to just shuffling the same videos through her insta, tiktok, and youtube over and over again. Its crazy!
The whole thing leaves me so perplexed.
 
Plus Size Try On Haul and Where I Shop: Size Inclusive Indie Brands, uploaded June 2, 2021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6oHAVn99OI
Archive (480p):
Plus Size Try On Haul and Where I Shop Size Inclusive Indie Brands.mp4

"Six Indie Brands with Extended Sizing That Will Work with Anna, But Not Superwaddle Tess Holliday."

That said, I think Selkie tried working with Tess once, but I haven't seen them do so again, even though their clothes would totally be Tess's thing. Anna doesn't fit into anything she's shown any better than Tess would, but I guess she's just that much easier to work with, puts more effort into showing off the products, and is not a total bitch to everyone she encounters.
 
Undisclosed location -- you mean the Cabazon Dinosaurs? You're not a celebrity checking into a hotel under a fake name, Anna. Jesus, she is so weird and awkward and her megalomania about her own skills and importance is mind boggling. She's a great example of Dunning Kreuger.

So I always heard beauty is pain, but I didn’t understand that concept fully until I wore this dress to see the Cabazon Dinosaurs.
Omg the Cabazon dinosaur spot is just a roadside attraction. Imagine beating a horse to death THIS MUCH over a goddamn gift shop next to a gas station. I made a handy diagram for you all to see how stupid it is for an adult woman to get THIS excited over a tourist trap.
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Anna needs to go back further inland before she triggers the damn Big One and we break off into the Pacific Ocean.
 
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Blown glass flowers from the lobby of the Bellagio, by my estimation. Her route on this “road trip” is incomprehensible, if so. The Cabazon dinos *are* right on the 10 which she could take out to Vegas, but then she would have skipped anything actually interesting in SoCal in favor of meth shacks and possibly the Cabazon outlet only to immediately head east again into Nevada. Why?! 41661A53-3E1F-41B1-A20B-0E16AF7BB255.jpeg A9B589F4-C437-43A0-B1A1-062DAC9F5BD6.jpeg
ETA: Pour one out for all the staff and other guests at the Bellagio because Anna is gonna get her wet stank all over everything.
 
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Blown glass flowers from the lobby of the Bellagio, by my estimation. Her route on this “road trip” is incomprehensible, if so. The Cabazon dinos *are* right on the 10 which she could take out to Vegas, but then she would have skipped anything actually interesting in SoCal in favor of meth shacks and possibly the Cabazon outlet only to immediately head east again into Nevada. Why?!Ver archivo adjunto 2228981Ver archivo adjunto 2228997
ETA: Pour one out for all the staff and other guests at the Bellagio because Anna is gonna get her wet stank all over everything.
You are correct!
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And we actually know her route for the most part since it was posted back in March:
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