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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votos: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votos: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votos: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votos: 685 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votos: 717 31.1%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votos: 267 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votos: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votos: 1,151 49.9%

  • Kindness

    Votos: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votos: 313 13.6%
  • Total de votantes
    2,308
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Tommy says he is skeptical of the Tranch. Says he just wanted to do some reconnaissance and find out on what was going on there.

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I hope Agent Tommy gets in and finds out more about the Tranch.
 
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Gone Ham dijo:
The Staircase to Troondom is fully assembled, and looks steep and I really would not trust it.
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That looks incredibly sketchy, any other pics of the whole thing specifically the bottom and a shot of it in profile against the rest of the house? That railing cannot be safe being as low as it appears to be and I'm highly doubtful that it's sitting on a leveled slab and anchored down.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman dijo:
That looks incredibly sketchy, any other pics of the whole thing specifically the bottom and a shot of it in profile against the rest of the house? That railing cannot be safe being as low as it appears to be and I'm highly doubtful that it's sitting on a leveled slab and anchored down.
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Only this and the previous picture.
They've been (un)surprisingly secret about the staircase, which fills me with great hope when 2 of them climb it and collapse it cause iirc the weight limit is 350
 
S.C.U.D. dijo:
I didn't realize how narrow that staircase was. If they want to carry anything big into the house, good luck. I wonder if Bonnie can even fit.
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it's a deathtrap. I give them a month until it breaks. And it's basically going to housebound Boner and Kevkev for good with how little it can carry, along with how tight it would be
 
That is a straight up warehouse staircase. That thing is gonna be a nightmare come winter, especially with the slick paint and lack of any real drainage on the steps.
 
Who in their right mind thinks that a utilitarian metal staircase made for the inside of some industrial park or warehouse (seriously, that's just about the only place that would look appropriate) would be the perfect way to access the deck and front entrance of their home!? That thing isn't even fit for a normal ranch anywhere, it's a liability and an accident waiting to happen. And these retards are just lounging around on it with autistic grins on their faces like they're proud of the damn thing. It's certainly not attatched to anything other than dirt on the ground level, and they are suspiciously refusing to show how it's attached from the side. I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for it in the background in any future pics of theirs. I really want to see how bad it truly is.
 
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Emperor Percival Tachyon dijo:
Good damn, every one of them in that picture looks downsy and retarded. Do we have the exact rundown of who's who in this picture? I know some of them at least.
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That’s earl on the left. On his left is earl. On the other side of the stairs is a guy named earl and I dunno the other one .
 
one_time_user dijo:
do the poor dogs have to go up and down that thing?
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That would make me sad. Hopefully they post more pictures and give us a better idea of what the setup looks like. I know they had a staircase, hopefully they didn't rip that out and replace it with this thing wholesale, and just made the slightly less (slightly more?) retarded move of putting this up while the actual stairs get redone.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman dijo:
That would make me sad. Hopefully they post more pictures and give us a better idea of what the setup looks like. I know they had a staircase, hopefully they didn't rip that out and replace it with this thing wholesale, and just made the slightly less (slightly more?) retarded move of putting this up while the actual stairs get redone.
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They did. The old wooden stairs were allegedly rotten so instead of repairing it they ripped it out and replaced it with these industrial stairs.

I reckon they could use a car or two as well.
 
Gone Ham dijo:
The Staircase to Troondom is fully assembled, and looks steep and I really would not trust it.
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If any pediatric transitioners come to the Tranch, they're going to fall down that thing and break all of their osteopenic bones at the bottom.

Or a happier possibility: maybe Kevryn will have a Scarlett O'Hara moment in order to indulge his abortion fetish.
Rotter dijo:
What is this?

What is that?
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I guess if you can't afford to hire any of the Mexicans hanging around Home Depot, you can at least get a couple goblins from behind the Dumpster out back.
 
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