Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Hogar Grupal]

thats unfortunate

Unlike Carol, David is pretty easy to find. I noticed Chris isn't wearing the pedoglassess anymore, he would need a checkup though. Would his brother even take appointments from him?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Unlike Carol, David is pretty easy to find. I noticed Chris isn't wearing the pedoglassess anymore, he would need a checkup though. Would his brother even take appointments from him?

I assume Chris in his hubris "magically healed/blessed his eyes" uwu

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Unlike Carol, David is pretty easy to find. I noticed Chris isn't wearing the pedoglassess anymore, he would need a checkup though. Would his brother even take appointments from him?

I imagine it depends on how many other people work at the clinic he works at. Never heard of a private practice ophthalmologist so I imagine theres multiple qualified people working there so if he wanted to avoid Chris he probably could. Might decide to see to Chris personally tho to spare his colleagues the burden of having to be his little brother's tard wrangler.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I assume Chris in his hubris "magically healed/blessed his eyes" uwu

I doubt Chris would war contacts. If he takes care of his eyes like he does with the rest of his health, Chris would have blinded himself long ago.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

I doubt Chris would war contacts. If he takes care of his eyes like he does with the rest of his health, Chris would have blinded himself long ago.

This. When I first heard Chris was getting hormone treatment I didn't think it was simply pills, I thought it would be estrogen injections that either he or Barb would have to administer. Thankfully thats not the case as far as I know. I personally would not trust Chris to be clean enough for regular injections. Also wouldn't put it past him to reuse a needle two or three times to save a few bucks he can later spend on lego and cat toys.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I doubt Chris would war contacts. If he takes care of his eyes like he does with the rest of his health, Chris would have blinded himself long ago.

If he knew anything about Greek mythology and the Blind seer that changed genders by hitting his cane on two mating snakes, he'd consider it a benefit

 

[Tranimal Farm]

If he knew anything about Greek mythology and the Blind seer that changed genders by hitting his cane on two mating snakes, he'd consider it a benefit

Honestly if I ever decided to troon out that sounds like a safer and more likely to be effective road than throwing thousands of dollars at one of those butchers troons call "top surgeons"

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Honestly if I ever decided to troon out that sounds like a safer and more likely to be effective road than throwing thousands of dollars at one of those butchers troons call "top surgeons"

I forgot that the seer was in "Antigone" and in a myth where Hera and Zeus argued over whether men or women felt more pleasure during sex.
Zeus summons the seer (btw they whored themselves as a woman for years) and said "Women do" in Zeus' favor

 

[Tranimal Farm]

I forgot that the seer was in "Antigone" and in a myth where Hera and Zeus argued over whether men or women felt more pleasure during sex.
Zeus summons the seer (btw they whored themselves as a woman for years) and said "Women do" in Zeus' favor

If any lesbians decide to take up Chris on his burgeoning career as a "for women only" prostitute maybe we can ask the same question

 

[Pickle Inspector]

My guess on what will happen when Barb dies: Chris gets lots of pity donations which he wastes on hiring a storage unit for his toys and junk after the bank make clear they’re kicking him out.

(Got a feeling Barb’s not got got long to go)

 

[Antipathy]

My guess on what will happen when Barb dies: Chris gets lots of pity donations which he wastes on hiring a storage unit for his toys and junk after the bank make clear they’re kicking him out.

(Got a feeling Barb’s not got got long to go)

People four years ago though Barb was running out of time.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

My guess on what will happen when Barb dies: Chris gets lots of pity donations which he wastes on hiring a storage unit for his toys and junk after the bank make clear they’re kicking him out.

(Got a feeling Barb’s not got got long to go)

This is probably the most realistic scenario. It's just going to be more problematic for Chris since now he has to spend more tugboat on storage fees, this after being used to his house being a storage unit for 20 + years. Best option for Chris is to sell most of his stuff, and keep the toys that he really wants. But knowing Chris, he's bad at decision making.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

While it's already established that Barb will be cremated (and it's already paid for), is it possible for CWC to get a refund before she dies? I'm sure CWC has quite a few "alternative investment ideas" for that cremation money.

 

[Shiversblood]

I never really hear too many stories about crazy guys living in houses after the parents die of old age and the cops coming to evict them after the crazy guy loses the house. I guess Chris Chan would probably be too weak and scared to put up much a fight when the cops come to remove him but, I wonder why there is not more stories about people like Chris Chan going insane when the cops come to try and evict them and fighting back

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Null will adopt Chris and they'll live out the rest of their lives together. The forum will be shut down to help fund the lego purchases or maybe Null will be his agent and book appearances and autograph signings.

Will there be consensual scissoring?

 

[Glowie]

I assume Chris in his hubris "magically healed/blessed his eyes" uwu

Peter Popoff with autism and without charisma

 

[Shiversblood]

Is it even plausible for Chris to keep the house when Barb dies? If Chris was a smarter person he would start trying to learn NOW how to not get evicted from a house instead of just doing nothing like he is doing now and then pikachu face when cops come to evict him. Somebody needs to teach him how to not get evicted! I know he is retarded but some retarded people actually do have houses!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I never really hear too many stories about crazy guys living in houses after the parents die of old age and the cops coming to evict them after the crazy guy loses the house. I guess Chris Chan would probably be too weak and scared to put up much a fight when the cops come to remove him but, I wonder why there is not more stories about people like Chris Chan going insane when the cops come to try and evict them and fighting back

There’s a program here in the UK called Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! which is all about repossessing goods due to debt or people refusing to be evicted, don’t think they’ve ever featured anyone autistic though, it’s sort of like Cops where it focuses on the view point of the enforcer.

Is it even plausible for Chris to keep the house when Barb dies? If Chris was a smarter person he would start trying to learn NOW how to not get evicted from a house instead of just doing nothing like he is doing now and then pikachu face when cops come to evict him. Somebody needs to teach him how to not get evicted! I know he is retarded but some retarded people actually do have houses!

If Chris was smart about it he’d have seeked advice about being put on a section 8 housing waiting list or something like that a long time ago but if Chris was smarter he wouldn’t be in the situation he current is.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

There’s a program here in the UK called Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! which is all about repossessing goods due to debt or people refusing to be evicted.

Not reposesssing, just possessing. They just show up and take anything of value, and its hilarious to me thats how it works in Britain. Great show for background noise.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Not reposesssing, just possessing. They just show up and take anything of value, and its hilarious to me thats how it works in Britain. Great show for background noise.

True, good catch.