🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Frankthetank]

Yikes, I cant see most of this stuff did she get ANOTHER FB recently? Her last I found stopped posting last week. I feel so so bad for the kids. I wish the state would step in and sterilize these freaks.

Yes, in this case forced sterilization should be mandatory. Fortunately, I believe Kim is as sterile as Sammie. She claims over and over and over to be pregnant, usually with twins. The most proof she ever posted was her in a hospital bed of some emergency room holding a positive pregnancy test and I’m still convinced she faked it somehow. Her “pregnancy” gut is quite impressive and she uses it regularly for attention. I won’t believe there is anything but hamburger helper and donuts in there until I see an actual baby tho. She posted a video once while she was at the “emergency room” for some mild bullshit, and they asked her if she was pregnant and she said no very clearly. This was directly after she posted a “gender reveal” for her and dalton. I was friends with her on several of her facebooks but I think maybe she got suspicious of me because she stopped adding me to her new ones. I still chase her fat ass tho, I can’t help it. The most recent one she is using is Kimberly Dalton Colclasure. Picture of the impressive gut included in this because, well, it’s just really fucking impressive.

She needs her own sub. This shit is gold.

No, fucking seriously, she really does!!!! I wish I had the time to devote to it. Bitch is a gold mine of Arkansas redneck retard entertainment.

Is it just me or do all these ancillary people blend together at some point? Like one big mass of poor life choices?

Yes!!! It’s so twisted how they are all connected. The deeper you dig, the scarier it gets. Everyone has fucked everyone. It beats all I ever seen.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yes!!! It’s so twisted how they are all connected. The deeper you dig, the scarier it gets. Everyone has fucked everyone. It beats all I ever seen.

Careful with double posting they get annoyed with it on the forums just FYI but thanks for the details this bitch is gold and definitely deserves her own thread! That gunt is impressive looks weird as fuck because it looks larger than the rest of her body.

 

[Trombonista]

Kim really seems to want to be the new Sammie.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Like one big mass of poor life choices?

Arkansas in a nutshell.

 

[Pargon]

[FUCKING TONGUES OUT]

I am never opening my mouth again in public. I never want to look even a fraction as repulsive as these people do.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Nothing much to update today, lots of random food posts and I guess her stomach hurts lol. Shes so obsessed with pregnancy I am so glad shes sterile. I bet shed be knocked up yearly if she could.

 

[Android raptor]

I hope this is a sign a new fake pregnancy is coming. Wonder if she'll still try to claim Antonio is the father?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I hope this is a sign a new fake pregnancy is coming. Wonder if she'll still try to claim Antonio is the father?

Knocked up from beyond the grave... that's some crazy shit.

 

[Android raptor]

Knocked up from beyond the grave... that's some crazy shit.

Stranger things have happened in the sammieverse

Does Kim ever name her fake babies?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Wait, I don't remember her going to jail. Or is that some dumb-ass lying shit again? (My memory is terrible, sorry.)

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Wait, I don't remember her going to jail. Or is that some dumb-ass lying shit again? (My memory is terrible, sorry.)

I believe she's been to jail several times. Assault on her mom, if I'm remembering correctly.

 

[Meowzers]

Long time lurker, first time poster, hi y’all
Let me first say that Sammie, is my all time fav lol cow. She’s the reason I jumped down this white trash rabbit hole of Arkansas retards. However, Kim is becoming a quick second favorite. In fact, if I had the time to devote to it, I would start a thread about this bitch and it would be just as poppin as The sammiverse in no time. I have spent countless hours in the past several months chasing this bitch all over Facebook just in complete awe of her life decisions and retardedness in general. Unfortunately she is like all of the other white trash that gets a new Facebook account at least once a month so the bitch can be hard to follow. Fortunately she usually sets them public so we can all laugh too. In this video that was posted by Dalton, Kim is actually driving. The hoopty was a present from her dad (who owns a junkyard I believe) for her 23rd birthday, which was just a few days ago. Also present in the hoopty is the “new girlfriend” dalton and Kim picked up a few days ago from somewhere (she’s really a looker) and Kim’s MOTHER who is raising Aiden her son. Her name is Linda. In the video you can hear dalton and kim address Linda telling her to shut up and Kim whining saying that at least Linda has somewhere to sleep. Kim is an only child and her parents kicked her out recently but kept Aiden (probably because her fat ass was too sorry to take care of him). Kim is currently claiming to be pregnant, with twins, for like the 20th time. She is constantly claiming pregnancies but mysteriously she never talks of her miscarriages like our queen sammie here. They have also both (Kim and dalton) claimed cancer for themselves as well as Aiden. She is just literally a clusterfuck of crazy and I don’t have time right now to go into it but MAN, this bitch is wild.

Completely blown to shit. Kim has Aiden call Dalton “daddy” and James Jennings (his actual father) has him call Kristie (the mother to Steven Lemons who has fucked both Sammie, Kim, and was once claimed to be the “third person” in the Kim and dalton relationship) mom. It’s the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen, just like sammies kids, this poor Aiden isn’t going to have any fucking clue who his actual parents are or what a parent should be. Kim the retard has even made poor Aiden an entire Facebook claiming him to be a “Colclasure”. Imagine what these kids will think when they grow up and see these outdated abandoned facebooks? Oh and she even put it on his fucking book bag for preschool or whatever he was attending at one point. Here’s Grandma Linda (who I’m sure is actually his mother) holding his bag with the wrong name written on it. Poor kid, the confusion must be so real
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alright, so, i was so confused by this arkansas web of trash and drama that i had to make a chart to try and make sense of it. tell me if there's anything wrong here, or if i got the general gist?

damn, kim really gets around

 

[Maw]

Is it just me or do all these ancillary people blend together at some point? Like one big mass of poor life choices?

I have always confused Raven and Kim. The only thing that set them apart was that glamorous wedding. Before that I thought they were the same person.

Edit: Ravens the quieter retard who married Austin with a re-used disposable milk jug of koolaid and a bag of Doritos on the table for the feast.

 

[Android raptor]

Does Raven have any actual kids?

 

[nemesisAF]

alright, so, i was so confused by this arkansas web of trash and drama that i had to make a chart to try and make sense of it. tell me if there's anything wrong here, or if i got the general gist?
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damn, kim really gets around

This is good, but it needs to have something showing how Sammie was fucked into the Bloods

 

[retard strength]

God damn Sammie, if you were truly all that those kids ever had they would have been fucking dead on arrival.

 

[Vi0l3t]

alright, so, i was so confused by this arkansas web of trash and drama that i had to make a chart to try and make sense of it. tell me if there's anything wrong here, or if i got the general gist?
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damn, kim really gets around

Yeah Austin had another kid lol they named her Phoenix never seen a photo though

Found Kim's new facebook. Jesus Christ the horror. The new girlfriend is yikes. I didnt know that Lemons was her kids dad. Yuck smoking around him. Also Kim's birthday photos notice the fucking puppy pad with visible shit and piss? And how dirty her house is in the mirror picture. The video is worth seeing 2 whales in the lake.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=312364973839665&id=100051984937558

 

[Frankthetank]

Found Kim's new facebook. Jesus Christ the horror. The new girlfriend is yikes. I didnt know that Lemons was her kids dad. Yuck smoking around him. Also Kim's birthday photos notice the fucking puppy pad with visible shit and piss? And how dirty her house is in the mirror picture. The video is worth seeing 2 whales in the lake.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=312364973839665&id=100051984937558
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So a little more insight on the James Lemons baby daddy situation. First, none of these fuckers know their actual legal name, they just parade around the last name of their current NOTW. Now, in James’s case, his actual full name is James Jennings, (kim has lots of FB pages under Kimberly Jennings or a variation of that are cringeworthy from when they were play married) but because he is currently shacked up with Kristie Lemons and they are play married, HE claims her last name. However, kristie claims Jennings as her last name on her Facebook. My guess as to why James claims Lemons is because she is an accomplished schizophrenic retard that figured out how to get that fat check every month, which enables him not to ever work, so he decided it was okay to be her bitch, IDK. She’s also old enough to be his mother Her only child, Steven Lemons AKA Dax, has fucked both Kim and Sammie and still fucks Kim occasionally even tho she has been “Dalton’s girl” for over a year now. As far as Kim’s bday celebration, what you don’t see is the live video she deleted where she screams at poor Aiden telling him to “back the fuck up and get away from me” because he stuck his finger in the middle of her Dallas cowboys star on her cake. Her mother, Linda, steps in and try’s to defend her grand baby yelling, “don’t hit him!” To which Kim screams, “but momma he done fucked it up before anybody could even get any!!” She then looks back at Aiden again making a fist and screams “get away from me!!” Poor Linda still trying, tells her she should have done a better job at keeping him away and points out that 3 adults are standing there. It’s was fucking, yeah, really something.

 

[Meowzers]

So a little more insight on the James Lemons baby daddy situation. First, none of these fuckers know their actual legal name, they just parade around the last name of their current NOTW. Now, in James’s case, his actual full name is James Jennings, (kim has lots of FB pages under Kimberly Jennings or a variation of that are cringeworthy from when they were play married) but because he is currently shacked up with Kristie Lemons and they are play married, HE claims her last name. However, kristie claims Jennings as her last name on her Facebook. My guess as to why James claims Lemons is because she is an accomplished schizophrenic retard that figured out how to get that fat check every month, which enables him not to ever work, so he decided it was okay to be her bitch, IDK. She’s also old enough to be his mother Her only child, Steven Lemons AKA Dax, has fucked both Kim and Sammie and still fucks Kim occasionally even tho she has been “Dalton’s girl” for over a year now. As far as Kim’s bday celebration, what you don’t see is the live video she deleted where she screams at poor Aiden telling him to “back the fuck up and get away from me” because he stuck his finger in the middle of her Dallas cowboys star on her cake. Her mother, Linda, steps in and try’s to defend her grand baby yelling, “don’t hit him!” To which Kim screams, “but momma he done fucked it up before anybody could even get any!!” She then looks back at Aiden again making a fist and screams “get away from me!!” Poor Linda still trying, tells her she should have done a better job at keeping him away and points out that 3 adults are standing there. It’s was fucking, yeah, really something.

alright, so, james is fucking kristie, who has been/is fucking around with dalton and kim, and is the mother of steven, who also fucked around with kim and sammie? i kinda recall sammie calling kristie ""mama"" at some point too? like, i remember a picture of kristie and dalton and sammie commented with "Wat U Doin Wit My Mama" or something. this is entire convoluted storyline is as close to incestuous as you can get without actually being incest. unless there's someone fucking their cousin in here somewhere?


actually, fuck this

 

[Serialmom]

Found Kim's new facebook. Jesus Christ the horror. The new girlfriend is yikes. I didnt know that Lemons was her kids dad. Yuck smoking around him. Also Kim's birthday photos notice the fucking puppy pad with visible shit and piss? And how dirty her house is in the mirror picture. The video is worth seeing 2 whales in the lake.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=312364973839665&id=100051984937558
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FFS, we need a forum just for this kind of cow and call it "Trailer Park".

So a little more insight on the James Lemons baby daddy situation. First, none of these fuckers know their actual legal name, they just parade around the last name of their current NOTW. Now, in James’s case, his actual full name is James Jennings, (kim has lots of FB pages under Kimberly Jennings or a variation of that are cringeworthy from when they were play married) but because he is currently shacked up with Kristie Lemons and they are play married, HE claims her last name. However, kristie claims Jennings as her last name on her Facebook. My guess as to why James claims Lemons is because she is an accomplished schizophrenic retard that figured out how to get that fat check every month, which enables him not to ever work, so he decided it was okay to be her bitch, IDK. She’s also old enough to be his mother Her only child, Steven Lemons AKA Dax, has fucked both Kim and Sammie and still fucks Kim occasionally even tho she has been “Dalton’s girl” for over a year now. As far as Kim’s bday celebration, what you don’t see is the live video she deleted where she screams at poor Aiden telling him to “back the fuck up and get away from me” because he stuck his finger in the middle of her Dallas cowboys star on her cake. Her mother, Linda, steps in and try’s to defend her grand baby yelling, “don’t hit him!” To which Kim screams, “but momma he done fucked it up before anybody could even get any!!” She then looks back at Aiden again making a fist and screams “get away from me!!” Poor Linda still trying, tells her she should have done a better job at keeping him away and points out that 3 adults are standing there. It’s was fucking, yeah, really something.

What is that thing in that kids navel? A port?