DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Iron Hamster dijo:
I just realized he must have seen and is absolutely stewing over Twitch's pokimane animation:
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Pokimane is almost as toxic as Phil so maybe he has a chance. Has she thrown that cat or given it alcohol yet?

I understand why SuperBlindMan likes Phil now. Fuck sake man all you have to do is stream for a couple more days and you can apply for partnership, how fucking hard is that? What, have you got another appointment at Naughty Dog or something?

And I hate to be cruel because I know he can't help it but watching him play through Diablo 3 and whatever else is blind friendly a trillion times might just top Phil for most mind numbing khantent on the internet.
 
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SuperBlindMans wife coming through with the zero evidence post.
 
100% VIRGIN M00TY dijo:
Pokimane is almost as toxic as Phil so maybe he has a chance. Has she thrown that cat or given it alcohol yet?

I understand why SuperBlindMan likes Phil now. Fuck sake man all you have to do is stream for a couple more days and you can apply for partnership, how fucking hard is that? What, have you got another appointment at Naughty Dog or something?

And I hate to be cruel because I know he can't help it but watching him play through Diablo 3 and whatever else is blind friendly a trillion times might just top Phil for most mind numbing khantent on the internet.
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Pokemane is super fake, at least in how she acts and reacts to things. I don't really know why but if you watch her a few times you can pick up on it and once you notice it, she becomes unbearable. Yes, she probably enjoys the sound of her own voice like Phil but they both suffer from a very sheltered upbringing that combined with narcissism, caused them to be who they are today.
 
Color me retarded, but I don't get why being a Partner on Twitch is even that big a goal, you make bits and subs as a main revenue stream regardless because that ad money is shit.
 
King of Hateful Slurs dijo:
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SuperBlindMans wife coming through with the zero evidence post.
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There's definitely people who have gotten partnered without even ever streaming on Twitch, in fairness. Thing is, it's people who Twitch knows for a fact if they did stream they'd pull in a ton of numbers, and probably passively pull in a ton of subs without ever streaming. Not hard to imagine why you'd want to partner someone like a celebrity or huge social media influencer, people are gonna fuckin sub to them whether they stream or not.
 
I doubt Twitch is counting the viewership from when they specifically artificially boosted his channel's visibility in his average viewers numbers.

He's literally bitching about not being given an extra present directly after being given a present.

Edit: I like how he's trying to claim he was wronged and play the victim yet is too big a pussy to actually @ Twitch with his bullshit. Reminds me of this other fagot.

Edit2: Imagine giving a ♿ a bunch of charity money and then that ♿ immediately asking to be granted a loan using the charity money as proof that he earns enough to pay it back.
You didn't earn shit Brandon. Twitch used you as a virtue signal on 'Disabled Day'.
 
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Gramh dijo:
Color me retarded, but I don't get why being a Partner on Twitch is even that big a goal, you make bits and subs as a main revenue stream regardless because that ad money is shit.
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I’m more confused on why Dave is advocating for superblindman to waste any sort of time on a site he claims is circling the drain....he should be telling superblindman to let Twitch fuck itself and come over to YouTube
 
Gramh dijo:
Color me retarded, but I don't get why being a Partner on Twitch is even that big a goal, you make bits and subs as a main revenue stream regardless because that ad money is shit.
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I'm guessing they just view it as money being left on the table / taken from them by twitch.

The whole streaming sphere is such a fucking joke, I wish we could go back to the early days of justine.tv before everyone and their mother bought a blue yeti and a racing chair in hopes of making big bucks playing videogames.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink dijo:
I’m more confused on why Dave is advocating for superblindman to waste any sort of time on a site he claims is circling the drain....he should be telling superblindman to let Twitch fuck itself and come over to YouTube
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He's pissed and likely drunk and flailing at anything to get people to agree with him and tag Twitch in his stead, which they will and Twitch will continue to laugh and ignore him and them as they count their cut from the weekend's hot tub streams. He's also trying to pick a fight without picking a fight to distract from the fact that Lord Bezos has about 24 hours to descend from on high and capitulate to Phil's demands, so Phil knows he's about to be made a laughingstock by his former platform writ large and a man with more money than God (I daresay even more money than Phil himself could spend) in particular.

Phil neuters himself live on the internet every time he makes one of his faggy little demands because his melanin is insufficient to bring any internet entity to heel and he seems to never learn that or really any other lesson. I sure hope absolutely no one takes time out of their day to remind him of this fact tomorrow.
 
Draventren dijo:
Unrelated to current events: holy fuck I forgot how much I hate his schedule. Just pick a game or two and fucking play it. You don't need to juggle fucking 6-7 at a time. How about you focus on finishing Nier if you're that close to beating it? Or fuck, spend a few days really working at Returnal until you can actually make some progress? Like, I'm super fucking autistic in my personal life when it comes to my own schedule, but this shit is next level.
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Phil hates playing video games anymore, but he still hates certain games more than others. With that in mind, I'm pretty sure Phil keeps his schedule mixed to such an insane degree so that if he's playing a game or two that he REALLY despises, he can space out those sessions with games he likes and plenty no-brainer "chill streams" in between. At least, that's what I would do if I were (heaven forbid!) in his position.

Seriously though, as much as Phil hates his job nowadays, if didn't at least keep his schedule as varied as possible I think he'd go insane (well, more than he is now).

EDIT: Quoted wrong post first.
 
Guess i'm toxic now! dijo:
Pokemane is super fake, at least in how she acts and reacts to things. I don't really know why but if you watch her a few times you can pick up on it and once you notice it, she becomes unbearable. Yes, she probably enjoys the sound of her own voice like Phil but they both suffer from a very sheltered upbringing that combined with narcissism, caused them to be who they are today.
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she is absolutely devoid of personality
 
I thought the narrative is that "twitch is evil, full with whores", so why would dsp be mad at them for rejecting superspecialtreatmentman? Shouldnt he call him to join youtube gaming?
 
We should have a nightly poll now where we can guess HOW drunk and HOW depressed Phil will be on Twitter at 2 am. With low, mild, and very choices for each category.
It seems to be getting more consistent and I've grown to look forward to gin Tweets as they make me laugh.
 
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