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So according to dsp, accessibility just means making games easier. Game devs should just include a super easy mode for retards with every game. Like dude you knew you were going to bring up this topic today and you couldn't bother to spend 5 minutes researching what accessibility actually means when it comes to video games and instead just talk out of your ass.

Its really not surprising though, this is the same guy who hyped up his depression stream but couldn't be bothered to spend a few minutes on WebMD first to learn what depression even is.
In fairness you could drop "games accessibility" and any games journalism outlet into a search engine and come up with two dozen articles written by """professionals""" which say the same thing. What Phil is parroting is a common simplification of the issue, which ought to surprise no one.
 
Superblindman is currently on the front page of Twitch with 20k viewers getting assloads of subs. Also, he apparently worked on The Last of Us 2 (presumably the accessibility stuff) and is playing it on Grounded difficulty.

Edit to add: the accessibility options are pretty interesting. Sound effects to replace on-screen prompts and what seems to be echo-location for direction finding, among other things.
 
Its really not surprising though, this is the same guy who hyped up his depression stream but couldn't be bothered to spend a few minutes on WebMD first to learn what depression even is.
He's also the same guy who thought DKC2 was really hard, which would be fine, but the reason he felt that way, was because, among other things, he managed to make it through to almost the last level before figuring out that you can do a super-jump with the snake, even though the game literally has the word "A" spelled out in bananas, which you hold in order to perform special moves with your animal buddies.

And the number of times he didn't utilize Dixie's air spin in order to clear long jumps was absolutely staggering. This is shit that nine year-olds figure out just fine. But Phil was older than that when he named his pet rabbit "Bunny", so...
What Phil is parroting is a common simplification of the issue, which ought to surprise no one.
It's literally everything uttered by Informative Phil.
 
Superblindman is currently on the front page of Twitch with 20k viewers getting assloads of subs. Also, he apparently worked on The Last of Us 2 (presumably the accessibility stuff) and is playing it on Grounded difficulty.

Edit to add: the accessibility options are pretty interesting. Sound effects to replace on-screen prompts and what seems to be echo-location for direction finding, among other things.
So time to place our bets on whether or not Phil brings this up during a prestream/boomer segment/gin tweet and then makes it about himself and uses it to springboard into a beg?

The bet being on whether or not he brings it up, of course, because if he does then it is guaranteed he'll make it about himself and use it to spin up a beg.
 
Superblindman is currently on the front page of Twitch with 20k viewers getting assloads of subs. Also, he apparently worked on The Last of Us 2 (presumably the accessibility stuff) and is playing it on Grounded difficulty.

Edit to add: the accessibility options are pretty interesting. Sound effects to replace on-screen prompts and what seems to be echo-location for direction finding, among other things.
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phil has to be absolutely seething right now

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Superblindman is currently on the front page of Twitch with 20k viewers getting assloads of subs. Also, he apparently worked on The Last of Us 2 (presumably the accessibility stuff) and is playing it on Grounded difficulty.

Edit to add: the accessibility options are pretty interesting. Sound effects to replace on-screen prompts and what seems to be echo-location for direction finding, among other things.
I'd give him more props if he wasn't a disgusting paypig.

Being blind shouldn't be an excuse for being retarded.
 
Superblindman is currently on the front page of Twitch with 20k viewers getting assloads of subs. Also, he apparently worked on The Last of Us 2 (presumably the accessibility stuff) and is playing it on Grounded difficulty.

Edit to add: the accessibility options are pretty interesting. Sound effects to replace on-screen prompts and what seems to be echo-location for direction finding, among other things.
He's playing on the highest difficulty ?


The Last of Us 2: What Difficulty Should You Select?
  • Very Light: Explore and experience the story with a lighter combat challenge.
  • Light: Less challenging than moderate.
  • Moderate: Provides a balanced experience. ...
  • Hard: For those looking for a greater challenge. ...
  • Survivor: An intense, demanding challenge. ...
  • Grounded: The most challenging and realistic experience.

    DSP less capable in games than literal disabled people.
 
Here's what I want from Twitch.

I demand a fucking apology, $10 Million dahllars, and a helicahpter. If they don't agree to that by the end of the week then I will never stream on their site again. Tick-tock, Twitch, tick-tock. Balls in your court now.
 
He's playing on the highest difficulty ?
Even one of Phil's own fans is being a detractor with that shit right now. lol

Seriously though, it goes to show how much Phil is talking about himself, not others. He has no clue what people with disabilities want or need, because he doesn't care, because only Phil matters to Phil. And what Phil wants is to have the bar lowered so that he can NOT look like such a stupid jackass playing video games. Which I don't think is actually even possible, and that's not me being a detractor, I'm just calling it like I see it. I've watched Phil fuck up the most surprising shit. I mean when you can't handle a fucking 2-D side-scrolling platformer when you grew up with the damn things, I don't know how to help you. I don't know how a game can spell things out more when it's literally already spelling things out. Shit, even when getting his hand held by the chat, Phil manages to suck at video games.

Some people admittedly go overboard with "git gud", but Phil is the exact opposite of where that bar is. He is the electron, the lowest it goes, the unit by which everything else is categorized, based on its differences from Phil. At the other end, miles away, is the point where one could argue that "git gud" mentality is a little much.
 
Is "cyclical" a new word little Phillip learned in school? He used it so much the last 2 days.
Maybe some detractor content must have used it and it cut him? I like to believe when a cow fixates on a 25 cent word, its because that word was used to bruise their ego in recent past. Doubly so for unintelligent narcs like Phil.
 
@BSV You wanna be entertaining? Send ur entire welfare check to Phil. Phil will be confused by Euros, while his brain tries to interpert how many dollars he gets to take home to the pig pen. Everyone here will laugh and you will get the attention you seek. Stop fucking posting ur justification for giving ur Cuck bucks to Phil. Come back when you do something exceptional.
>not dinars or rubles
 
Can someone recommend me a light weight way to clip youtube and a as free as possible video editing software that doesn't need 4 tb a video?

I'll just do the fucking thing myself because honestly the idea won't leave me alone. Best case I get bored and stop caring, worst case you all get to enjoy an autistic catalog of why nobody should ever sign a contract with Phil.

Nobody really does 'laugh at Phil' videos so it should be fun if I can make it workable, at least compared to a-log EXPOSED shit or nine hour tihydp of Phil staring at his chat.

Also if anyone knows any particularly obscure bridges burnt (more so than Laveria, god damn that feels years ago) hit me up in PMs to not derail us enjoying Phil yell at clouds for money.
 
Can someone recommend me a light weight way to clip youtube and a as free as possible video editing software that doesn't need 4 tb a video?

I'll just do the fucking thing myself because honestly the idea won't leave me alone. Best case I get bored and stop caring, worst case you all get to enjoy an autistic catalog of why nobody should ever sign a contract with Phil.

Nobody really does 'laugh at Phil' videos so it should be fun if I can make it workable, at least compared to a-log EXPOSED shit or nine hour tihydp of Phil staring at his chat.

Also if anyone knows any particularly obscure bridges burnt (more so than Laveria, god damn that feels years ago) hit me up in PMs to not derail us enjoying Phil yell at clouds for money.
The lazy way I've been doing it is just screen record on OBS, then there's some software called webm for bakas that allows you to trim the video to a specific timeframe if you need to clip it further. You can leave the video in it's original format rather than converting it to a webm. Dunno about proper editing software, though.
 
The lazy way I've been doing it is just screen record on OBS, then there's some software called webm for bakas that allows you to trim the video to a specific timeframe if you need to clip it further. You can leave the video in it's original format rather than converting it to a webm. Dunno about proper editing software, though.

All I gotta do is clip shit apart and put it together so it can't be too hard. Absolute WORST case I'll realize it needs minimal narration because motherfuckers don't remember what Machinima even is now a days.

I'm not sure if I wanna go through EVERY bridge because it'd be six hours. But laughing at Phil is funny so I might start with Best Buy.
 
yikes, i knew there was a reason i instinctively avoided mighty d content.
when people talk about detractors who only do what they do out of jealousy of phil, this retard was always the first to come to mind for me. no personality, just cookie cutter detractor takes and lol phil sucks attitude.

EDIT: much later than i thought i was, had to catch up on hours of forum lmfao
 
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