DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BSV]

I don't know you dude, but god damn you're a huge faggot.

LMFAO ok I will take that in to consideration.

Mostly because he's thrown you, personally, under the bus multiple times. You're a battered wife. What keeps you guys returning to a guy who clearly hates you and only wants you to open your wallet? Phil openly talks shit about his loyalest cucks, drags you through shit, admits on his Discord to having an apology fetish and doing it to "Bring you in line", and you ocasionally return to waste your money on him. You know he doesn't need it. He treats most people like shit, but he's treated you in particular like shit. I don't think it makes anyone mad in general, no one gives enough of a fuck about Swagginz, for example. But you in particular had a redemption arc, and you occasionally go back to Phil anyway. People probably are just disappointed that a guy who broke pignosis can just as easily go back to his pig master.

Generosity is a good quality to have. Stop wasting it on Phil of all people. You're helping him be LESS entertaining if anything. Peak Phil is single digit tips goal, deranged beggar Phil. EDIT: Have some self respect, is my point. @ Phil in his chat and tell him you were gonna donate him a hundred euros, but you donated them to charity instead. Watch the instaban happen. That sort of thing.

There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now. Which mean I also view this witch hunt thing some people have going on kind of ridiculous. Being away from the bubbling cauldron for an extended period of time you realize that this isn't a zero sum game, but a carnival game that has one set of expected outcomes no matter how you play it. It's like a nor gate. Both inputs have to be a negative to achieve a positive result. Any other configuration will give you a negative output. The only thing that works is negative logic. If I would ask the question why you are on a forum discussing phil it would be "it's because he is shit, I don't like him" You're in a community centered towards a streamer and It's all negative and no one should support him. But it's still a fairly positive thing in and of it self.

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational. But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him. I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude, that are just like phil inside and not honest about it. I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be. You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

 

[wohzi]

"Fuck you ! you donkey shit piece of garbage ! I've never made a hateful slur on Twitch !"

This is golden.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

LMFAO ok I will take that in to consideration.


There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now. Which mean I also view this witch hunt thing some people have going on kind of ridiculous. Being away from the bubbling cauldron for an extended period of time you realize that this isn't a zero sum game, but a carnival game that has one set of expected outcomes no matter how you play it. It's like a nor gate. Both inputs have to be a negative to achieve a positive result. Any other configuration will give you a negative output. The only thing that works is negative logic. If I would ask the question why you are on a forum discussing phil it would be "it's because he is shit, I don't like him" You're in a community centered towards a streamer and It's all negative and no one should support him. But it's still a fairly positive thing in and of it self.

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational. But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him. I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude, that are just like phil inside and not honest about it. I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be. You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

How does Phil come back to you? Do you see visions of him in your head? Is it like a constant noise that drowns everything out? I'm really curious what kind of effect the withdrawal has.

Fucking funny that that a bunch of the fake Derichs copied his latest video to their channel so they looked more legit. For some reason Derich annoys me way more than Phil does these days, he is such a little shit.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

LMFAO ok I will take that in to consideration.


There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now. Which mean I also view this witch hunt thing some people have going on kind of ridiculous. Being away from the bubbling cauldron for an extended period of time you realize that this isn't a zero sum game, but a carnival game that has one set of expected outcomes no matter how you play it. It's like a nor gate. Both inputs have to be a negative to achieve a positive result. Any other configuration will give you a negative output. The only thing that works is negative logic. If I would ask the question why you are on a forum discussing phil it would be "it's because he is shit, I don't like him" You're in a community centered towards a streamer and It's all negative and no one should support him. But it's still a fairly positive thing in and of it self.

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational. But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him. I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude, that are just like phil inside and not honest about it. I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be. You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

I wasn't around the goutsphere for as long as some people here to know all about you, but I read your thread and I have to admit, seeing you here truly does make you look like a damn fool, licking the feet of Phil on his front doorstep so he's forced to notice your existence whist we all laugh from the sidewalk and keep walking some place else.

When you walked away from all of this so long ago, it showed to people that you at least had some redeeming qualities and a sense of shame for how long you let an emotionally skewed selfish narcissist have you like a marionette on a string.

But the fact that you came crawling back now to the gutter trash of let's players and not only agree with what some people say about you here but admit to people here that you think Dave has an "ounce of humanity" makes my sides hurt bad, like I feel like crying from laughter.

Don't kid yourself, without someone like Phil to gravitate towards and with nothing going on in your pathetic existence, you come here because you seek validation because no one else will.

And without us knowing about your story, you're nothing but just a hollow shell of a former retard just waiting to die off.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

LMFAO ok I will take that in to consideration.


There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now. Which mean I also view this witch hunt thing some people have going on kind of ridiculous. Being away from the bubbling cauldron for an extended period of time you realize that this isn't a zero sum game, but a carnival game that has one set of expected outcomes no matter how you play it. It's like a nor gate. Both inputs have to be a negative to achieve a positive result. Any other configuration will give you a negative output. The only thing that works is negative logic. If I would ask the question why you are on a forum discussing phil it would be "it's because he is shit, I don't like him" You're in a community centered towards a streamer and It's all negative and no one should support him. But it's still a fairly positive thing in and of it self.

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational. But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him. I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude, that are just like phil inside and not honest about it. I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be. You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

Yeah, and Swaggins is also "Just" a mod nowadays and "Doesn't whale as much". Obviously it's your call, but to be honest I wouldn't consider "I'm not deepthroating Phil's dick any more; I'm just licking the tip a little bit!" a good excuse for myself. You do whatever you like, man. Even devolving into Phil's primo rentboy again. No one here can tell you to do shit.

I've heard the "You kiwis and the restream crowd are nothing but closeted Phil fans in denial who still impact his bottomline positively" argument before. I don't think pulling apart his lies and calling him a sleazy piece of shit is helping him that much. Discussing Phil doesn't directly help him. Phil is the one who insists on this, how detractor channels introduce Phil to new paypigs, and they become instantly smitten with his good looks, roguish charm and thrilling snorts. How if you only give him a chance, you'll see how his streams are very chill and they always have a great time.

In reality, being allowed to freely shit on Phil and get positive feedback through detractor channels is more fun. Plus, you can talk about whatever. If you wanna talk to Phil it's all gotta be food, wrasslin' or the game he's currently playing and why he loves it because it's super easy or why he doesn't like it because it's not. You can even rate girls, fictional or not on tractorland. That's sure to send Phil into a round of the vapors because he's married.

Agree on Phil's entertainment value being the sideshow and how much of a shithead he is. Disagree on the hints of humanity. I don't think anyone here hates you. They'll probably think that you giving Phil any money is dumb, since you, of all people, should know better. Phil was a complete asshole to you, and he's been a complete asshole to subsequent paypigs. He hasn't changed. If you're cool with paypigging again, cool. Keep in mind that you're helping a scammer scam retards, and knock yourself out. But there's plenty of other real streamers who aren't complete pieces of shit that you could donate to. Fuck, they'd be happy to call you an actual friend. Phil will never even do that.

TL;DR: It's your life, nobody hates you, Phil isn't worth your money or effort. Not a single cent. If Phil at least treated Swagginz and the new batch of paypigs with some dignity, you could at least make an argument for how he's changed his ways, but he hasn't. You contributing to Phil helps keep a business based on scamming idiots afloat.

 

[Ikonick]

Yeah, and Swaggins is also "Just" a mod nowadays and "Doesn't whale as much". Obviously it's your call, but to be honest I wouldn't consider "I'm not deepthroating Phil's dick any more; I'm just licking the tip a little bit!" a good excuse for myself. You do whatever you like, man. Even devolving into Phil's primo rentboy again. No one here can tell you to do shit.

I've heard the "You kiwis and the restream crowd are nothing but closeted Phil fans in denial who still impact his bottomline positively" argument before. I don't think pulling apart his lies and calling him a sleazy piece of shit is helping him that much. Discussing Phil doesn't directly help him. Phil is the one who insists on this, how detractor channels introduce Phil to new paypigs, and they become instantly smitten with his good looks, roguish charm and thrilling snorts. How if you only give him a chance, you'll see how his streams are very chill and they always have a great time.

In reality, being allowed to freely shit on Phil and get positive feedback through detractor channels is more fun. Plus, you can talk about whatever. If you wanna talk to Phil it's all gotta be food, wrasslin' or the game he's currently playing and why he loves it because it's super easy or why he doesn't like it because it's not. You can even rate girls, fictional or not on tractorland. That's sure to send Phil into a round of the vapors because he's married.

Agree on Phil's entertainment value being the sideshow and how much of a shithead he is. Disagree on the hints of humanity. I don't think anyone here hates you. They'll probably think that you giving Phil any money is dumb, since you, of all people, should know better. Phil was a complete asshole to you, and he's been a complete asshole to subsequent paypigs. He hasn't changed. If you're cool with paypigging again, cool. Keep in mind that you're helping a scammer scam retards, and knock yourself out. But there's plenty of other real streamers who aren't complete pieces of shit that you could donate to. Fuck, they'd be happy to call you an actual friend. Phil will never even do that.

TL;DR: It's your life, nobody hates you, Phil isn't worth your money or effort. Not a single cent. If Phil at least treated Swagginz and the new batch of paypigs with some dignity, you could at least make an argument for how he's changed his ways, but he hasn't. You contributing to Phil helps keep a business based on scamming idiots afloat.

Its pathetic, right? Like I wonder what had to happen in your life to make you this way. Lol I'm all for supporting people who are entertaining, are passionate about what they do, and are actually positive people to be around, but this is just.... I don't even have the right word for it anymore lol its probably the lowest form of self respect I can think of.

 

[wahkando]

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

Why are you here retard? since you're clearly under pignosis once again, kindly fuck off

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Tipster is a uncreative, untalented man who sucks at games so he surrounds himself with retro consoles/games to pretend he has credibility.

He wants that Keemstar gold but can't maintain a 10k view count. So he uploads five videos a day and jerks himself off to the total view count.

Tipster knows fuck all about anything beyond a Google search copy/paste.

This is exactly were I'm going lol. Thank you. I only noticed him because I watch game play vids or ETA prime and he came up. His videos are not cohesive to his catalog....Its a lot of e-ladies and drama but he is lazy like Dave to investigate. Does he read only the headlines too then make a video lol? Its a weird fatter version of Dave gin tweeting IGN and trying to get involved. Edit: Why do I get Quarterling vibes from him and madlittlepixel too lol?

 

[BSV]

I've heard the "You kiwis and the restream crowd are nothing but closeted Phil fans in denial who still impact his bottomline positively" argument before. I don't think pulling apart his lies and calling him a sleazy piece of shit is helping him that much. Discussing Phil doesn't directly help him.

They are not very closeted. I can tell you that much. Most people don't care about phil, not in the slightest. 10 out of 10 people asked randomly about DSP would say. I have never heard of the guy. I can say that with 100% certainty. If you spend several hours every day talking about phil in any capacity that is not considered close to Normal. It's as niche as it can get. I openly admit grandstanding for phil is really dumb. The problem is that for most people I think the opposite also is true. You can't say that is fine because phil Is X, Y, and Z It still have phil in the equation.

It's the having strong feelings part that is ridiculous. It have to be a bit embarrassing and I get that. But there is really not any good argument against what I am saying. Phil isn't any menace to society, so this public service announcement bullshit that some people use is complete bullshit.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

As someone who previously wasted time trying to talk to BSV, I can confidently say/warn there's really no point or value in trying to get through to him. It'll only result in a bunch of illogical, circular talk. He's not part of the inner gout circle anymore, so he has no new insight to add onto Phil, and we don't have any recent suspected sock accounts of Bryan Dunn to try and fish out by invoking his name. All any further communication with him does is inflate an already bloated thread.

 

[Interchanger]

This is exactly were I'm going lol. Thank you. I only noticed him because I watch game play vids or ETA prime and he came up. His videos are not cohesive to his catalog....Its a lot of e-ladies and drama but he is lazy like Dave to investigate. Does he read only the headlines too then make a video lol? Its a weird fatter version of Dave gin tweeting IGN and trying to get involved. Edit: Why do I get Quarterling vibes from him and madlittlepixel too lol?

If he starts e begging it just a fatter ReviewTechUSA

It's the having strong feelings part that is ridiculous. It have to be a bit embarrassing and I get that. But there is really not any good argument against what I am saying. Phil isn't any menace to society, so this public service announcement bullshit that some people use is complete bullshit.

I except it's a niche, however I was a big Wings fan following lockdown. Seeing all the comp videos of a thirty year old man crying like a baby because he doesn't win COD was funny.

I discovered DSP a few weeks after the Wings content tried up, specifically the comps, as I already had watched his down the rabbit hole video which was my introduction. But since he got departnered he's been on a rollacoster and it's been a fun watch and reed for the last few nights.

TL;DR I'm simply here for Lulz

 

[NotValKilmer]

Yawwwn. Can we ignore the paycuck or move it to a sperate thread to avoid pages and pages of people calling him a fag and him basically agreeing?

 

[SlushFiend]

I don't understand why you guys are even talking to BSV. Just seems that he has a fetish for being a contrarian on this thread no matter what reason you give him.

 

[BSV]

I except it's a niche, however I was a big Wings fan following lockdown. Seeing all the comp videos of a thirty year old man crying like a baby because he doesn't win COD was funny.

I discovered DSP a few weeks after the Wings content tried up, specifically the comps, as I already had watched his down the rabbit hole video which was my introduction. But since he got departnered he's been on a rollacoster and it's been a fun watch and reed for the last few nights.

TL;DR I'm simply here for Lulz

That wasn't a general critique of people watching content with phil in it is nothing weird about that. But there have been and still people that have more of an obsession with the guy. What I am saying is if that obsession is negative or positive it's still an obsession. Some people are in some pretty hard denial about that part.

 

[wahkando]

They are not very closeted. I can tell you that much. Most people don't care about phil, not in the slightest. 10 out of 10 people asked randomly about DSP would say. I have never heard of the guy. I can say that with 100% certainty. If you spend several hours every day talking about phil in any capacity that is not considered close to Normal. It's as niche as it can get. I openly admit grandstanding for phil is really dumb. The problem is that for most people I think the opposite also is true. You can't say that is fine because phil Is X, Y, and Z It still have phil in the equation.

It's the having strong feelings part that is ridiculous. It have to be a bit embarrassing and I get that. But there is really not any good argument against what I am saying. Phil isn't any menace to society, so this public service announcement bullshit that some people use is complete bullshit.

Reminder everyone: Vidar is a mentally ill bum who was severely traumatized by some disaster as a child whose only work and educational background is at a literal BUTLER SCHOOL and he is not a psychologist or sociologist, so ignore his ridiculous analysis.

Vidar please go back to Phil! He really needs that 700/month you were spending on him previously. He needs at least 70% of your monthly welfare cheque so get at it man.

I bet you're one of the spastic retards who have been whaling under a pseudonym for the Danganrompa playthroughs too... just seems so in line with your anime styled professional dreams of becoming a butler.

Anyway, I genuinely wish you'd never escaped that cruise ship.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Giving someone who gives Phil money attention is almost as dumb as giving Phil money yourself, because you're giving them a reason to keep giving him money. Yeah it's stupid shit but just don't fuckin do it if you actually want to have any hope of getting them to stop.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I don't want to derail the thread, but being new I haven't got to speak to a lot of detractor types and my friends know little about Dave...they know he scratched his leg for like 5 minutes though lol. I have lurked for about 2 years here and somewhat familiar with the mahds and regulars. Anyway, I was curious how many can still even watch a majority of a re-stream anymore? I started getting detractor vids like MightyD and Snort Burnell in my recommended around late 2018. I watched these vids for about a year and can no longer do it really...certain ones like David Davidsons newest do get my attention though. I watched a lot of Turvin and LSB vids/streams. The darkdave re-streams I can't stand because he puts lawn mowers over Dave but sometimes makes gold dust had to collect. After awhile I can only come here to read or maybe listen to a pre-stream hissy. Dave, on top of sounding gross, only repeats the same things over and over. Its the same excuse or lie. I got to the point where I can just predict(I know its not hard) what he'll say. I know its probably been said but the dude is in a 5 year ground hog day type movie with streaming and the lost partnership just makes it funnier. He rolls outta bed, turns on the stream, eats takeout, drinks a handle of gin, buys pulls, and then whines on twitter 6 days a week. Also, everyone here gets that he whines on his one day off when he is supposedly with his Kat Thee Stallion and his fur son. I don't get mad because he is in his own hell and has no backup should being a "variety streamer" fail. The overall luck and things he's escape is jaw dropping at first but after watching for awhile you just assume he won't even get a slap on the wrist. I'm curious where others are at? Thanks

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Up at 3:30 am again.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

I don't want to derail the thread, but being new I haven't got to speak to a lot of detractor types and my friends know little about Dave...they know he scratched his leg for like 5 minutes though lol. I have lurked for about 2 years here and somewhat familiar with the mahds and regulars. Anyway, I was curious how many can still even watch a majority of a re-stream anymore? I started getting detractor vids like MightyD and Snort Burnell in my recommended around late 2018. I watched these vids for about a year and can no longer do it really...certain ones like David Davidsons newest do get my attention though. I watched a lot of Turvin and LSB vids/streams. The darkdave re-streams I can't stand because he puts lawn mowers over Dave but sometimes makes gold dust had to collect. After awhile I can only come here to read or maybe listen to a pre-stream hissy. Dave, on top of sounding gross, only repeats the same things over and over. Its the same excuse or lie. I got to the point where I can just predict(I know its not hard) what he'll say. I know its probably been said but the dude is in a 5 year ground hog day type movie with streaming and the lost partnership just makes it funnier. He rolls outta bed, turns on the stream, eats takeout, drinks a handle of gin, buys pulls, and then whines on twitter 6 days a week. Also, everyone here gets that he whines on his one day off when he is supposedly with his Kat Thee Stallion and his fur son. I don't get mad because he is in his own hell and has no backup should being a "variety streamer". The overall luck and things he's escape is jaw dropping at first but after watching for awhile you just assume he won't even get a slap on the wrist. I'm curious where others are at? Thanks

It's no more derailing than any of the other shit getting posted so I don't see an issue with it personally. As far as actually being able to stomach content about Phil and enjoy it, that comes in bursts, he does jack shit for about a month or two other than insult his paypigs and then he has an outburst of drama. I've followed him on and off for 4 years now and just recently felt interested enough to make an account here. Now that he's nestled into youtube agin he'll draw from his piglets for a while and eventually I'm sure we'll have some more dumb shit to talk about. I think he's gonna calm down for a bit now, unless twitch/youtube actually does something to make him have another outburst somehow.

 

[Sona]

Man, these past days people have been slapping Dear Leader and BSV harder than DSP could slap an 11 year old girl