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Oh, Snort Burnell. You made my evening. Watching this temper tantrum again is hilarious. Once again, you could spend an inordinate amount of time unpacking Phil's narcissism, greed, arrogance and entitlement from just this video. It's fascinating.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u-AQDE2cvZE
That was glorious. I havent followed DSP for that long, but calling people "lame brain pieces of dumb fucking shit" in the same sentence as saying he has never said a hateful slur has to be one of the greatest DSP quotes of all time, right? We dont even have to analyze what the word slur entails or what the actual twitch rules are. You can turn on DSP's stream at any given moment and you have a 99% chance he is calling somebody a dumb fucking idiot or telling somebody to suck the farts out of his ass. (the other 1% chance he is telling Derich about which 90s wrestler he prefers.)

I would love a live stream of the Twitch higher ups scrambling around to get the apology DSP demanded published.
 
Twitch is retarded as fuck but I imagine their legal team has to be good considering how much money they rake in. If they were confident in telling DSP why he got departnered, then there is no chance they are reversing it. They even purposely waited until they payed to tell him why he was departnered.

Does anyone actually believe DSP's threat that he is going to leave twitch for good? In the same email, twitch said he can reapply for affiliate in 6 months and partner in 12. That might be some bullshit they put in just to calm people down but I guarantee hes going to be applying at 12:01 the first day he can.
 
Twitch is retarded as fuck but I imagine their legal team has to be good considering how much money they rake in. If they were confident in telling DSP why he got departnered, then there is no chance they are reversing it. They even purposely waited until they payed to tell him why he was departnered.

Does anyone actually believe DSP's threat that he is going to leave twitch for good? In the same email, twitch said he can reapply for affiliate in 6 months and partner in 12. That might be some bullshit they put in just to calm people down but I guarantee hes going to be applying at 12:01 the first day he can.
Yeah he'll be back on Twitch and that public apology rant will be memory holed. "I never fucking said I would never stream on Twitch again! Catch a ban you fucking troll."
 
"I know I'm not a hateful person you dumb, lamebrained fucking piece of shit! You should drink my piss and suck a fart straight out of my asshole. I would slap the shit out of you if you talked to me like that in real fucking life! And if you did come to my house I would beat the fuck out of you."

Jesus Phil, slow down on the gin tonight. The narc injury is real.
 
He thinks he's changed because he turns into Mitt Romney whenever women are in a video game. Twitch doesn't care, all they see is someone who uses ableist slurs a billion times a week. Catching yourself before you hit the 'd' in "retard" doesn't mean shit, especially when it was preceded by a bunch of other insults, you fucking retarded faggot.
 

Why does he always get in his feelings in the middle of the night? Is he that fucking miserable and trapped in his conscience when he has nobody but a K/cat to talk too?
Doesn't he suppose to be relaxing with his wife listening to the Wii Shop theme while pretending they love each other?

"I Can't believe they banned me for saying hateful slurs."

DUDE. There are literally hundreds, if not thousands, of videos showing you calling a developer, viewer, detractor, other streamer, etc. a mentally ill brain-dead idiot because of something petty or miniscule.

Your moniker is THE KING OF HATE and it's not whatever bullshit you said where you "turn the hate into motivation", it's because you hate people who are more successful than you (which is alot of people), people who make you look like a liar or an idiot (which is easy to do), and especially people who do both of those things on their more successful platform (PewDiePie, ReviewTechUSA, etc etc..)

We all know you read this site every single night Phil while drinking your conscience away but since Kat didn't solve your alcohol problems even though you used that to steal her from Subaru man, I can help you.

Stop Lying, and stop trying to convince people that you're a good guy.

You're not.
 
Why does he always get in his feelings in the middle of the night?
Because alcohol is a depressant. Phil hits the bottle full force after his night streams while he sits back and spends the tips he just made on gacha. After he he blows through the money he gets a bad case of the blues then heads over to Twitter for a pity party.
 
For you guys wondering how he made out on Super Chats and Memberships for his initial YouTube streams:

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I'm also estimating with a very high degree of certainty that his current number of YouTube members (all tiers combined) is at right around 63. The YouTube numbers are now reflected on the spreadsheet.

In addition, I updated the Net Income tab to project his actual income after estimated fees (this is going to be his real take home before tax -- not that he would be responsible enough to have any kind of withholding on it anyway.) If I have any of the fees wrong please let me know. I omitted that additional 30 cents that PayPal charges per tip because I'm calculating based on what he lists on his leaderboard not what he receives, which means that it's basically already accounted for anyway.

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For you guys wondering how he made out on Super Chats and Memberships for his initial YouTube streams:

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I'm also estimating with a very high degree of certainty that his current number of YouTube members (all tiers combined) is at right around 63. The YouTube numbers are now reflected on the spreadsheet.

In addition, I updated the Net Income tab to project his actual income after estimated fees (this is going to be his real take home before tax -- not that he would be responsible enough to have any kind of withholding on it anyway.) If I have any of the fees wrong please let me know. I omitted that additional 30 cents that PayPal charges per tip because I'm calculating based on what he lists on his leaderboard not what he receives, which means that it's basically already accounted for anyway.

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He is still making a fuckton for playing games badly in his pajamas; you'd think after his lame boomer rant about twitch and how much he loves the gays it would be far less.

But piggy has gotta snort if he can to blow more cash on sweaty .gifs
 
When you wake up to 40 new pages and think oh phil mustve been banned from twitch and youtube. But it was only twitch sadly and stupid shit

Heres to hoping youtube is next and phils meltdown is better organized on this forum, cheers!
 
if he was forced to play a Total War game
Remember how almost all clans in Shogun 2 have a sort of "tutorial" battle set up in the beginning of the campaign? Phil would spend the first 10 minutes on the campaign map trying to figure out how to initiate it and the next 2 hours fighting it. He'd pause the game every few seconds and he'd spend the first half an hour of the battle leaning into chat trying to see what to do. 45 minutes would pass before he'd give even one movement order. Then we'd probably get some rant which would go something like "SEE? THIS GAME IS SO POORLY DESIGNED! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO! SOME PEOPLE IN THE STREAM CHAT ARE TELLING PUT A SPEARMAN UNIT IN RESERVE! SOME ARE SAYING TO CHARGE IN WITH THEM! SOME ARE SAYING TO HAVE THEM MOVE TO THE FLANK SO I CAN ENVELOP AND FLANK AN ENEMY UNIT ONCE I MAKE MY ATTACK! IT'S SO STOOPID DOOD! CREATIVE ASSEMBLY ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID MAHRANS WHO CAN SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE!"
or Europa Universalis IV/Stellaris/Endless Space (1 or 2)
I can't even imagine that. It would just be him clicking on menus going "HUUUUH? WUT DOES THAT MEAN!" when reading every single tooltip and an entire stream would be spent with him just doing that and never unpausing the game.
What a classic boomer Phil phrase, of course which you could tell was insincere as fuck.
I dunno man... I think he was sincere with this one. We all know that Phil's greatest wish is that he could've married Rambo...
 
So I'm under the impression that before he actually thought it was purely racial slurring for his reasons. But how can he sit there and demand Twitch, or anyone, to show evidence of the shit he does, while everything he does is documented.

That blows my mind.
 
This is why I think Phil is lying/being incredibly misleading about why he lost partnership.

We've seen past instances where someone has been outright banned for using hate speech/slurs/whatever. Hell, we saw it the other day with Phil. That kind of thing will get you banned, even if it just a temporary thing.

Phil, when he lost his partnership, wasn't banned. It isn't like Mario rules where committing an infraction is like getting hit when you have a power up. I have a strong feeling the email he received is specifically about his most recent negger ban and he's applying it to the partnership situation. The timing just seems a little off, that they're only know supposedly addressing the partnership email, which just so happens to also be about an incident that happened a few days ago, for an offense that they'd normally ban you for. He also seemed to get the ban email right away when that incident happened, but it took over a month for the same offense in a partnership email?

IMO, he doesn't want to own up for breaking their upload terms of service thing, which he vehemently denies is a thing, or insists that he did it for so long that it's unfair to suddenly come down on him for it. He has even more reason to deny it since it was predicted on here. I think it also makes sense why he lost partnership, but wasn't even temporarily banned.

Plus, it's Phil. He's not exactly known for honest transparency. That's why I mentioned being incredibly misleading, since I bet the email he's reading is real, but is about a different incident, one which Twitch already reversed and admitted was an accident.
I was thinking the same thing. He ALREADY got his answer for the DeeSPartenering in the original email weeks ago.

We must always remember with Phil: unless you know for a fact that what hes saying is true, then its prob a lie.

That email most definitely is regarding his slip up the other day. Prob just an email that goes out automatically when you get a suspension and by the time it landed in his hotmail inbox, it was already reversed.

Hes just using this to get ppl off his back in chat, now he has a reason, and hell probably resort to auto-LIMBS if someone brings it up again.

I mean, even Phil has to know that "demanding an apology or evidence" from Twitch is stupid. Hes just pignotizing the whalechairs.

I do love this bit of hypocrisy that goes right over his piggies heads tho:

"Twitch has NO evidence that I did anything wrong."

"The trolls must have been sending clips to Twitch that SOUNDED LIKE I said a hateful slur"

Wheres your evidence for that, Dave? If you cant provide any, then you admit you are wrong by your own lahgic. How many times has he accussed hypothetical trolls of screwing with him BTS with zero evidence? And then when presented with evidence of his scamming ways (I gotta pay muh WWE Champions bills), he just claims that trolls made it all up, or one is impersonating him and spending tens of thousands of dollars on a mobile game just to frame him. Wheres your evidence, Phil?
 
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When he was grandstanding about how open minded he was and said "I believe there should be uh...homosexual marriages...I believe that should happen" I swear I almost started choking. Goddamn that was funny. What a classic boomer Phil phrase, of course which you could tell was insincere as fuck. One of the best DSP episodes yet guys. A forty year old Z list streamer flailing his arms, slapping his legs, and rocking back and forth having an autistic fit, demanding a public apology from Twitch was peak hilarity.
He is still making a fuckton for playing games badly in his pajamas; you'd think after his lame boomer rant about twitch and how much he loves the gays it would be far less.

But piggy has gotta snort if he can to blow more cash on sweaty .gifs

Leaving aside the phrasing, Its really odd. Its like the stereotypical 'I have a lot of gay/black etc friends' line people pull out when they were caught doing something naughty but he fu*&ed up and pulled out the gay ally defense which is too specific for what he was accused of and it ends up sounding even more insincere. Kinda like if Chauvin stood up after the death of Floyd and talked about how he marched in gay pride parades.
 
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To be honest, if "hateful slurs" was indeed the reason for Phil's partnership ban and it's not just a catch-all reason, I have to wonder how the fuck it took them so long to do it.

Phil has been saying some nasty shit to his viewers for years and years. Remember when he said that a guy should jump off a cliff? I just imagined that that shit flew under Twitch's radar, since people reported him and nothing happened.

My guess is something changed within Twitch. They demonetized Amouranth, right? Maybe they just decided to cull down certain types of streamers, and Phil was one of them.
 
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