Like Leonard would ever have the chance, luckily for the children and parents of Pottstown PA Shaner rings every last bell in the "do not approach, do not let approach and definitely don't talk to" box.
On topic, I can't believe it this complete nobody that finally delivered the courtroom chimpout we've been waiting for a lolcow to deliver for years now. I would have put money on Chris being the first, pioneer of the cow field that he is, but boy was I wrong. And how spectacularly so, that court appearance was completely farcical, still can't believe the judge let Hy get away with saying "cumrobbery" in a court of law