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DSP's whole existence is absurd. The reason he's so paranoid and angry is because he has no money saved in the event shit hits the fan, and trust me when I say the shit has FINALLY hit the fan and Phil is only realizing he has nothing saved in the bank.
Then a wealthy relative will end up dying and pigroach inherits a quarter of a million dollars or something alongs those lines. Pigroach has a luck stat that can't be measured, his stumbling through life is like watching that rabbit foot episode of Supernatural.
 
Yeah, when I looked it had been a year or so, but if you go to his profile, you can see all the characters he had, and every single one is maxed out as much as possible.
I want to point out, as a fellow capekino/capepaper player, that his account is more whaled out than maxed out. He has lots of stuff, don't get me wrong, but the way it's "maxed out" is, to put it simply, wrong. "Mage gear on your warrior" kinda wrong - little explanation for non-Future Fight players below if you want to check if you think this little comparison applies (If you are a Future Fight player, do give his account - TheyCallMeDSP - a look, it really is a fascinating look at the mind of a scrub).

In this game, there are two attack stats: “Energy Attack”, and “Physical Attack”, each character uses one or the other, but not both. Some items or effects give “All Attacks” which affects both; Again, no character uses both, it’s simply so anyone can benefit from these items or effects, it’s purely for convenience.

To make your characters more powerful, you equip ISO-8s on them, they’re little stones of different colours, different colours give different kinds of stats. The red ISO-8s in particular give attack stats, and they come in two varieties: Energy Attack and All Attacks, which means that if your character uses Energy Attack, cool, they can use either kind (The numbers are the same), but if they use Physical Attack, they can only use the latter, just a little inconvenience, nothing dramatic, they’re plentiful enough.

You want to know which kind DSP has equipped on his best character, Deadpool, who uses Physical Attack ? Yep, Energy Attack red ISO-8. And obviously he does that with a lot -basically all from the looks of it - of the game’s mechanics on all of his characters, I only explained one particular example so you could get an idea of how bad it was.

He has a lot of characters, a lot of their costumes, but they all rot in a state of being unoptimised trash. Some of the characters he has cannot be earned for free (At least couldn't back then), but with patience (Yeah, I smiled at the idea too) can be all unlocked and leveled up for pretty cheap, so that's confirmation he paid, but it could be as low an amount as like 20 dahllars. The costumes are bought with a currency that can be earned for free in decent-ish amounts but also bought, except he really needed a lot to fill that collection, and I think it's pretty unavoidable he has spent a fair share on that.

All in all it can't be proven he truly whaled out on that game, but the odds someone who barely understands its base mechanics has played it for so long he earned it all for cheap are low, and either way it's sad to invest so much, whether time or money, into a game to just suck at it. On second thought, it might have been mathematically impossible for him to earn that much of the freemium currency in that time frame, but I'm not going to check, just know that I find it basically impossible for him not to have paid for a decent amount of it, but probably nowhere near his W.W.E. whaling - not that it says much.

And for the small anecdote, his Wolverine isn't even in his top 20 characters. And his version of the character in my profile picture - sort of - ranks above his Wolverine, so we all know who the real lady-boss is here.
 
I want to point out, as a fellow capekino/capepaper player, that his account is more whaled out than maxed out. He has lots of stuff, don't get me wrong, but the way it's "maxed out" is, to put it simply, wrong. "Mage gear on your warrior" kinda wrong - little explanation for non-Future Fight players below if you want to check if you think this little comparison applies (If you are a Future Fight player, do give his account - TheyCallMeDSP - a look, it really is a fascinating look at the mind of a scrub).

In this game, there are two attack stats: “Energy Attack”, and “Physical Attack”, each character uses one or the other, but not both. Some items or effects give “All Attacks” which affects both; Again, no character uses both, it’s simply so anyone can benefit from these items or effects, it’s purely for convenience.

To make your characters more powerful, you equip ISO-8s on them, they’re little stones of different colours, different colours give different kinds of stats. The red ISO-8s in particular give attack stats, and they come in two varieties: Energy Attack and All Attacks, which means that if your character uses Energy Attack, cool, they can use either kind (The numbers are the same), but if they use Physical Attack, they can only use the latter, just a little inconvenience, nothing dramatic, they’re plentiful enough.

You want to know which kind DSP has equipped on his best character, Deadpool, who uses Physical Attack ? Yep, Energy Attack red ISO-8. And obviously he does that with a lot -basically all from the looks of it - of the game’s mechanics on all of his characters, I only explained one particular example so you could get an idea of how bad it was.

He has a lot of characters, a lot of their costumes, but they all rot in a state of being unoptimised trash. Some of the characters he has cannot be earned for free (At least couldn't back then), but with patience (Yeah, I smiled at the idea too) can be all unlocked and leveled up for pretty cheap, so that's confirmation he paid, but it could be as low an amount as like 20 dahllars. The costumes are bought with a currency that can be earned for free in decent-ish amounts but also bought, except he really needed a lot to fill that collection, and I think it's pretty unavoidable he has spent a fair share on that.

All in all it can't be proven he truly whaled out on that game, but the odds someone who barely understands its base mechanics has played it for so long he earned it all for cheap are low, and either way it's sad to invest so much, whether time or money, into a game to just suck at it. On second thought, it might have been mathematically impossible for him to earn that much of the freemium currency in that time frame, but I'm not going to check, just know that I find it basically impossible for him not to have paid for a decent amount of it, but probably nowhere near his W.W.E. whaling - not that it says much.

And for the small anecdote, his Wolverine isn't even in his top 20 characters. And his version of the character in my profile picture - sort of - ranks above his Wolverine, so we all know who the real lady-boss is here.
That's interesting to hear, without a doubt he would be the sort of person to spend a crap ton of cash in order to get the rare/exclusive/limited items or character crap that catches his eye in any sort of mobile cash grab app that relies on gacha.

Another mobile game that he said he used to play back in the day and I did as well at one point in time was Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, it was this multiparty turn based game where you go through certain stages and beat powerful bosses at the end of these stages, it had a main story line that allowed you to grind for the in-game currency, it was very minimal and you wouldn't have been able to summon for a lot of characters this way, but it's better then nothing (if you can handle the grind that is). They also had events that increased in difficulty and allowed you to gain better items that you could equip for these characters (if you wanted to get them because your characters were too shit, you could buy them in chest packs with in game currency). And also as the game meta progressed and evolved they of course followed the typical gacha evolution of essentially older top meta characters now essentially becoming obsolete if they didn't get any upgrades or you didn't grind material to equip better items for them (or you could, you know, purchase that material with the in game currency if you didn't want to spend hours in end grinding, which Brave Exvius had a lot of if you didn't spend top dollar).

So yeah knowing Phil and his habits about spending money in order to be the best of the best and getting as close as the can to the top of the leader board (also he seems to be a bit of a Final Fantasy "fan boy" as he would like to call it, although maybe he's not as big of a sucker for it as WWE), he would have undoubtedly spent a heap of money in order to breeze his way through all the challenging, difficult parts of a game, compared to a non-whale player would have to spend hours grinding for material, summoning for the right characters (otherwise they wouldn't get the top rewards) and struggle to beat other players in PVP, when they eventually introduced this tier based online battle sim.

I deleted the game years ago now, so I can't check up on him immediately, If I get curious enough I might try to, but from what I can recollect it uses a player based I.D system to add other people, and I don't think there is a search function? So it would be incredibly tricky to find him, especially now since he doesn't play the game anymore.
 
"nobody is saying $70 for a 2 hour SF stream isn't good"

But he isn't satisfied with it. So it's not good. Or is it? Am I the stupid one here? Help... I'm confused...
The funny thing is. If he makes 70 $ each stream that would be 140 $ a day. Multiply with 26 days and he would get 3640 $ a month. If we add 500$ from Patreon and - lets be genrous - 1k from Youtube that would still be a whopping 5.100 $ a month. And I would argue he isn't working a fulltime 9-5 job like most of us. Imho this money should be more then enough to cover th mortgage and other necessities. Heck he might be able to put something away (not much I would wager) And given the fact what he subtracts as costs he should not have tax problems.

He is so used to this high income from Twitch andtips that he can't adjust a critical hit. Just like his early days when his views started to dwindle because like the fat dinosaur he is didn't change fast enough or never acknowledged that he isn't entertaining enough to keep his income. And with his addiction he is really fucked. He will probably never take a therapy because there he would get picked apart like a fresh roasted pig on a buffet table.
 
The funny thing is. If he makes 70 $ each stream that would be 140 $ a day. Multiply with 26 days and he would get 3640 $ a month. If we add 500$ from Patreon and - lets be genrous - 1k from Youtube that would still be a whopping 5.100 $ a month. And I would argue he isn't working a fulltime 9-5 job like most of us. Imho this money should be more then enough to cover th mortgage and other necessities. Heck he might be able to put something away (not much I would wager) And given the fact what he subtracts as costs he should not have tax problems.

He is so used to this high income from Twitch andtips that he can't adjust a critical hit. Just like his early days when his views started to dwindle because like the fat dinosaur he is didn't change fast enough or never acknowledged that he isn't entertaining enough to keep his income. And with his addiction he is really fucked. He will probably never take a therapy because there he would get picked apart like a fresh roasted pig on a buffet table.
He will ultimately have to dramatically change his lifestyle because of this, he can't go on spending money like water like he was before when he's not even close to pulling in the same sort of figures.

Budgeting is something that I have never heard come out of his mouth ever, and I don't really know what would be the kicker for him to start considering this (going bankrupt clearly wasn't fucking enough of a wake up call that he has a problem).
 
Phil is the perfect storm of stunted mentality and addictive personality. Where a semi-normal person with any kind of addiction could admit that it's a problem and take steps to get it under control, our autistic little Philip can't conceive anything he does as wrong. I'm guessing it's a combination of his upbringing or some kind of mental disorder. Whatever it is, he will never change his lifestyle or spending, despite how much or little money he is making. In his warped mind the world is against him and he doesn't do anything wrong so why would he change anything about himself? I'm still of the belief that Phil cannot and eventually will not be able to live alone. He's an autismo who fell ass backwards into money and a couple of retarded young girlfriends (see caretakers). So where anyone else with his condition would be jerking it in their parent's house or killing themselves, Phil lives (somewhat) independently. But he's fucking that up at every turn and proving he simply can't function in the outside world.
 
He will ultimately have to dramatically change his lifestyle because of this, he can't go on spending money like water like he was before when he's not even close to pulling in the same sort of figures.

Budgeting is something that I have never heard come out of his mouth ever, and I don't really know what would be the kicker for him to start considering this (going bankrupt clearly wasn't fucking enough of a wake up call that he has a problem).


Never going to happen, I agree with those that say tips were always treated as immediate spending money and Twitch payday was used for actual bills. Now he's screwed because he can't stop spending his tips (4 new 5 star wrestlers this week alone) and probably doesn't actually have the money to pay his bills.
 
It was nice to read that the pahsitivity could not be sustained into the 2nd stream yesterday.

But it made me think - why is the "main stream", where Phil showcases all the big shiny games, in the late morning?
In the late morning until early afternoon, during the week, when most people are at school/working/whatever.

Shouldn't he be putting the big ticket games/day 1 views on at prime time, i.e his late stream?
 
It was nice to read that the pahsitivity could not be sustained into the 2nd stream yesterday.

But it made me think - why is the "main stream", where Phil showcases all the big shiny games, in the late morning?
In the late morning until early afternoon, during the week, when most people are at school/working/whatever.

Shouldn't he be putting the big ticket games/day 1 views on at prime time, i.e his late stream?
he has a lot of paypigs in europe where his first stream starts around 20:00.
 
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SAME ENERGY

Phil just swapped his hoarding to the virtual world............
 
Phil not understanding why he doesn't meet the tips goal proves how much of a retard he is.
"I'm not asking you for any more that you normally would have given!"
He genuinely believes that. He really doesn't get that he's bleeding his paypigs dry. It must the games he's playing. I lost count of how many times he threatened to quit games this year. He's a retard for not noticing this pattern.

What made him so indecisive and tentative? Sometimes he acts like a dictator on stream and sometimes he's paralysed over the most mundane decisions. Why does he lack so much agency over his life? JUST ACT, MAN. WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING, DO IT! How else could you explain this behavior other than retardation?

I don't know, maybe years of non-stop cognitive dissonance and self-obsession have completely destroyed his judgement. Regardless, this guy at the state that he is now cannot be a productive member of society. He cannot deal with the unpredictability of human behaviour.
 
He will ultimately have to dramatically change his lifestyle because of this, he can't go on spending money like water like he was before when he's not even close to pulling in the same sort of figures.

Budgeting is something that I have never heard come out of his mouth ever, and I don't really know what would be the kicker for him to start considering this (going bankrupt clearly wasn't fucking enough of a wake up call that he has a problem).
If new, crack-fiend Phil doesn't find old, hotdogs-for-dinner Phil, he is going to be so fucked.

I know he's capable of living a semi-normal (fucking relatively speaking) kind of life but like many others have pointed out - that Vest Streak absolutely destroyed any sense this man might have had. Just go look at a random stream from like 2018/19 and he's content with 500 subs and like $40 in tips with a top cheer at like 500.

And I couldn't read all the pages and so I was skimming.... Did we find him on another mobile game? I know there have been a ton of other farmers theorizing other games but I always thought that Kat has like 4+ mobile games that she dumps ungodly amounts of money into.

Twitch has EXPLODED in popularity since whenever the roach joined. I had taken a long ass break from it and couldn't believe some of the numbers people were pulling. Phil indirectly benefitted from that. So, while that is definitely part of it, I'll always believe it was the $30,000+ in the matter of months that just fucked him cause he was too retarded to save any of it.

Easy come, easy fucking go.
 
OIC is such an obvious toadie. What are the odds that Phil keeps him as a mod in order to stroke their respective egos?

Phil knighted OIC in case he has to move to YouTube. OIC will have to switch over if he plans to service the imperial leader.

Phil doesn't usually respond to bootlickers unless they happen to support what Phil is saying at the time.

It would be better for OIC to learn his role and speak when he's spoken to. Phil likes his mods seen but not heard.

It's only a matter of time before OIC pushes his luck and Phil tells him to shut the fuck up. Especially if OIC dono's dry up.
 
I have just got back from my brothers and he was watching a Dark Souls 2 streamer, I don't normally watch Twitch but this guy only had about 300ish subs and was doing it full-time apparently and not once did he mention money, bills or tips, he was polite and thanked anyone who subbed, he was the complete polar opposite of DSP. I honestly thought how DSP acts on Twitch is how everyone acted I can see how bad he is now.
 
And I couldn't read all the pages and so I was skimming.... Did we find him on another mobile game? I know there have been a ton of other farmers theorizing other games but I always thought that Kat has like 4+ mobile games that she dumps ungodly amounts of money into.
The pig has admitted to playing WWE Supercard, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, DBZ Dokkan Battle, Marvel Future Fight and WWE Champions in videos he has made in the past. Right now it seems he only plays WWE Champions that we know of. He used to post on some forum for WWE Supercard, his Marvel account was found out, he used to flex on Instagram about the Muscular Saiyan Men he pulled in Dokkan Battle. The only mobile game he mentioned playing that the account wasn't found was Brave Exvius, and from what I understand it's because you can't search players by username but by some sort of unique ID the game gives to you.
Mainland? Makes sense. Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between ESOL and autism in his chat.
From what I remember most of them are Britfags, but there are a few from the mainland who are somehow even more autistic.
 
I remember most of them are Britfags
Absolutely disGHASting...

But hey guys, I did som digging and I found Dave's PRE-pre-stream mantra that he chants to himself before going live -

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It's actually something made by a Deviantard that you can read about over here, but I just found it hilarious that every single point in the image can be directly attributed to something that Phil has said/done/been accused of during the 12 year begacy.
 
oh yeah i dont think he is getting banned any time soon and i wouldnt want it. i do want to see how close to the sun this fatty can fly though.
Not being optimistic but I’m just looking at the playing field now. He’s a regular Twitch pleb now. No special treatment anymore. No behind the scenes twitch help. And with the bans coming in lately to partners, I feel like he’s at the most risk of losing it all now than ever before.
 
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