DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Paladin Derich]

Holy shit, every time someone Tips Phil they are greeted by this.


I'm getting that "Thanks for the money dummy" vibes from this.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Bitch, what! I walk more than double that (and use public transport) to get to work!

Edit: So why the fuck does their weekly shopping trip need to be a joint venture and involve the use of the car? Because you damn well know that they shop at the same store that Kat works at so they get her discount. Just fucking walk and lug the bags back on foot! It'd sure save you some money in GHAS, DOOD!

You fail to understand how much that would take away time for his WWE rolls.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

This is what happens when you got no concept of how much a dollar is truly worth.

Phil knows exactly how much his time is worth. It's worth ATLEAST $50 p/hour.

You fail to understand how much that would take away time for his WWE rolls.

Just use your fucking mobile data to roll while walking, Phil, you fucking n word, jesus christ!

PSA: Sorry, mods, I am not aware how to edit posts to add a new quote to a response in order to prevent double posting.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil, you fucking n word, jesus christ!

if you're going to call the fat man a nigger then just call him a nigger. we won't judge.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

if you're going to call the fat man a nigger then just call him a nigger. we won't judge.

I couldn't possibly! Every fibre of my being won't allow it! I can't! I won't! Jimi, stop!

 

[JimiHendrix]

I couldn't possibly! Every fibre of my being won't allow it! I can't! I won't! Jimi, stop!

if i wanted to hear that i'd still be with my ex.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Holy shit, every time someone Tips Phil they are greeted by this.


I'm getting that "Thanks for the money dummy" vibes from this.

My favorite thing is how if you leave your name anonymous, DSP acts like paypal isn't sending the email, real name, and everything else that can identify you. He plays the whole "anonymous" thing up so much with shit like "uhhh the tip was COMPLETELY anonymous I have no idea who this!"

 

[Hogan of the South]

Eh? He literally took 3 hours and a half to beat most of the content in two half an hour demos. He's still not through. The Re8 stream has been stalled like a motherfucker. Reading menus, reading docs, pigtheorizing on what a doc meant, so basically just telling everyone what anyone could infer from reading the document... Or listening to Phil reading it. He stopped to look at the scenery, he very clearly has watched demo playthroughs or read a guide because he knows where everything is, so him walking around pretending to be confused and just a very smart boy who can think on his feet is obviously fake as fuck and just more stalling... Support was also excellent, so plenty of stopping to thank, type and the usual rigmarole. Roughly 20% of total stream time was actual content. Phil is still doing his walk everywhere very scared routine rather than getting a move on, and he's using shotgun/explosives for every basic enemy he meets. Even him moving around the map is inefficient as fuck since he refuses to run. And the map is big. He's gonna manage to make an 8-10 hour game into a 2-week playthrough.

Stream recap:

Playing on Standard, which is easy as hell. He still managed to almost die a couple times. He caught himself about to say "I'm too dru-TIRED" early on in the stream. The rest was giggly clownmode, goat laughing at shit that doesn't make sense, admitting that his hands were shaking after an encounter and getting only through three fights, yes, that's one fight every hour, in an action title. RE8 is basically a chill stream. He's making a fast paced action game look as slow and methodical as Divinity. He's also poor at parrying, although he can block sometimes with 0 timing, which still reduces damage. He refered to the Demon's Crest as the "Demonis Crest" and the Sanguis Virginis as "Sanguinis Virginis". Big fan of Resident Evil doesn't give a fuck about the lore, he skipped the Re7 recap. Also doesn't understand why Ethan is an unstoppable tank.

Spoiler: Re7Spoiler

Ethan is a mold infected and had been from very early on in Re7. Now, it's only implied and never outright stated. Phil seemingly never got this, and he thinks his ability to reattach severed limbs and push through amounts of punishment that would reduce a normal human to mincemeat comes from him simply being that tough. Even the basic attacks the enemies perform on him seem like they would easily be lethal. In fact, the game makes a point of having one of them perform a basic attack on a normal woman during a cutscene and she dies instantly.

Massive amounts of menuing, slow shopping and talking himself through things like a crazy person. Matter of fact, oddly repetitive and completely redundant commentary: "I need an item to progress? Yeah, I need an item to progress. Alright." "I don't think I can interact with wells yet. Can I interact with wells? No. Alright! So I need... Something, an item. Okay!" Seeing a room with some sort of obstacle, probably a puzzle, turning tail: "I'm not doing that! Fuck that! Ack ack!" "I got a screwdriver. Maybe the screwdriver can open this thing? It can! Okay!" "Oh, so I got a crafting item? Yeah, it's a crafting item, so I can craft! -Opens crafting menu- -Long pause- Oh huh... Yeah, so it seems like it's a crafting item, it's just more rare, metal scraps!" "I can go to the maiden of war. Yeah, see that? -Points at screen- It's called the Maiden of War! I'm going there! -He goes there. Pauses, looks at the statue. Looks like he's about to say this must be the Maiden of War, seems to think, gets distracted by something else-" Laming out every single encounter and refusing to use melee for ammo conservation. His aim is remarkably bad for how large and slow the basic enemies are, but the game showers you with ammo in any case, so it doesn't seem like it'll play a role. Maybe the horrible quality of the commentary even for normal Phil standards was due to him roleplaying a man who hasn't spoiled himself at Resident Evil 8. He's a pretty bad actor if so.

Phil's face was contorting in sheer disgust at the sight of mommy milkers and her hot vampire goff daughters, but he mostly stuck to his "It doesn't make sense to me ree that they can turn into bugs, and it doesn't make sense in the greater Resident Evil canon. And the lycans also don't make sense." Constant "Think Bloodborne" lines because Bloodborne is the only game allowed to have lycanthropy inspired enemies, bugs and vampires have never been associated rooted in the fact that a bunch of insects are literal bloodsuckers and the greater resident evil canon never brought us such retarded shit as zombie alligators, zombie sharks, zombie hornbills, zombie plants, a giant murderous zombie fly, a giant murderous zombie t-rex, and a zombie stripper. I think we can at least confidently affirm that Lycans as basic enemies make more sense than the zombie stripper boss, with tentacles, and they're not THAT far removed from Umbrella's borderline retarded evil schemes.

Tips goal hit 20-ish minutes in thanks to whales. Happy Piggy for the rest of the stream. After returning from break he said "We're at 270 and growing!" so as usual, not a cult leader, not trying to pignotize anyone into believing anything that isn't necessarily true. Clocked out about 7 minutes late and was getting jumpy to leave, but he couldn't get to a save point any faster. As soon as it was overtime, the singular goal was find a savepoint. Ended at 287$.

There. Now you don't have to watch it. I don't even know if it's gonna be as salty as the Re2Make was, but all signs point firmly to no. Game's super easy, and on Normal it'd be weird for even Phil to struggle much. Items are too plentiful and seemingly spawn more the less you have of them, so every time Phil runs short on ammo or heals the game just babies him and throws him 3 or 4 more, or enough crafting materials to make some. He's got absolutely mauled by the first vampire goff and the village group fight, and he's still sitting at 5 first aid kits.

thank you for saving me hours of this. After the hand holding with the meat grinder I took a break.
Doing the lords work.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

What's even more insane is the fact she needs the car at all

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Imagine driving less than a mile, and buying a stationary exercise bike.

 

[DukeMorty]

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Made some slight tweaks lol

 

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PSA: Sorry, mods, I am not aware how to edit posts to add a new quote to a response in order to prevent double posting.

Use "Insert quote", then copy/paste into the post you want to edit and go from there.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Bitch, what! I walk more than double that (and use public transport) to get to work!

Edit: So why the fuck does their weekly shopping trip need to be a joint venture and involve the use of the car? Because you damn well know that they shop at the same store that Kat works at so they get her discount. Just fucking walk and lug the bags back on foot! It'd sure save you some money in GHAS, DOOD!

 

[Hogan of the South]

With the way he’s aiming on RE8 I’ll be shocked if he actually gets through the entirety of it.

 

[bajagoogoo]

What's even more insane is the fact she needs the car at all

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If she has the car, she can be guilt tripped into doing all the bitch work he doesn't want to do. DSP never gives anything away unless he has something to gain from it.

 

[PieceofShet]

JAXX RAXOR ONLY TIPPED 25dollars on the SF2 stream. What a loser.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Use "Insert quote", then copy/paste into the post you want to edit and go from there.

Thank you for the response, but from what I can figure out that just pastes the text from the post I want to quote in a "quote box" but doesn't cite the user. Maybe it's the booze or my room temp IQ - who knows. I don't exactly want to make a bunch of junk posts to test it out!

I'll just try to refrain from being so trigger happy with my responses in future. Thanks for cleaning up after me though!

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

JAXX RAXOR ONLY TIPPED 25dollars on the SF2 stream. What a loser.

Bet he regrets that 1000 dollars now

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

I don't think Phil will even die in RE8 because on normal difficulty at least it really babies you. I am about 6 hours into the game and I have not died once and I am beginning to think it is not possible to die if you have health pots on you.

It appears that no matter how much health you have you will go into a strawberry jam screen mode and be prompted to take your herbal medicine, and as is typical of survival horror games the enemies allow you the time to heal. So as long as you don't run out of supplies I don't think you have to worry about much (apart from getting stuck, I had a DSP moment and somehow got myself jammed between Madam Freddy Fingers and the corner of a door and got wacked a ton before I slipped out).

Gone are the days where you have to look at your health and decide if you want to use a limited resource to heal or push on into the red a bit further (again maybe higher difficulties are different).

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I don't think Phil will even die in RE8 because on normal difficulty at least it really babies you. I am about 6 hours into the game and I have not died once and I am beginning to think it is not possible to die if you have health pots on you.

You may be right, but 10+ years of Pigroach history says that he will find a way to die

EDIT: Oh, nevermind, guess like he did die according to Hogan of the South

 

[Hogan of the South]

I don't think Phil will even die in RE8 because on normal difficulty at least it really babies you. I am about 6 hours into the game and I have not died once and I am beginning to think it is not possible to die if you have health pots on you.

It appears that no matter how much health you have you will go into a strawberry jam screen mode and be prompted to take your herbal medicine, and as is typical of survival horror games the enemies allow you the time to heal. So as long as you don't run out of supplies I don't think you have to worry about much (apart from getting stuck, I had a DSP moment and somehow got myself jammed between Madam Freddy Fingers and the corner of a door and got wacked a ton before I slipped out).

Gone are the days where you have to look at your health and decide if you want to use a limited resource to heal or push on into the red a bit further (again maybe higher difficulties are different).

Well that makes me extremely sad. This genre needs a good kick in the ass. Least he died twice or so to the meat grinder before the piggies squealed