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actually dijo:
My bad. There was one game I had been looking at that was shut down. If you're on Future Fight, look up TheyCallMeDSP.
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I checked online, the last time he was on was 2 years ago, beyond that I can't get a hold of his VIP numbers.
JimiHendrix dijo:
phil should really stop saying how much time he's been playing at the end of streams.

"three and a half hours in-"

twitch says you've been streaming for five hours and twenty minutes.

that's almost two hours of dead space.
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Literately half of his streaming was just him begging for money.
 
DontEatSilicaGel dijo:
It would be the 2017 Corolla. The KBB at bankruptcy was listed about $16k. Looking at KBB today, seems to be about the same given he claimed it only has ~5,000 miles. They sell new (he got it new with that mileage) for $20k-$30k depending on package. For it to hold $16k after 3 years with low mileage, it's possible he went with a lower spec.

Can't imagine he could live without heated leather seats...
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Yeah, I was more flabbergasted by the claim that Phil just bought Kat a new car and it somehow slipped through several years of watchful Kiwi autism.
 
Pargon dijo:
Yeah, I was more flabbergasted by the claim that Phil just bought Kat a new car and it somehow slipped through several years of watchful Kiwi autism.
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They probably mistook the "Subaru"-saga for Khet's new car, where Kiwis found a second car being registered under Khet's name.
Turned out, it was the car of her ex boyfriend aka. "Subaru-Man"
 
Gezkill dijo:
I checked online, the last time he was on was 2 years ago, beyond that I can't get a hold of his VIP numbers.
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Yeah, when I looked it had been a year or so, but if you go to his profile, you can see all the characters he had, and every single one is maxed out as much as possible.
tomstone dijo:
what do you mean? its a proven fact that he bought a brand new top of the line toyota corolla sedan for ~30k. and since his wife is using it most of the time its basically her car.
you can even look up its registered under his name and address.
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You said he bought her a car after she moved in. Her using a car he bought more than a year prior when he was still with Leanna is not remotely the same thing.
 
DontEatSilicaGel dijo:
It would be the 2017 Corolla. The KBB at bankruptcy was listed about $16k. Looking at KBB today, seems to be about the same given he claimed it only has ~5,000 miles. They sell new (he got it new with that mileage) for $20k-$30k depending on package. For it to hold $16k after 3 years with low mileage, it's possible he went with a lower spec.

Can't imagine he could live without heated leather seats...
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Even if he got the highest trim level, he could reasonably claim it's just in good condition and get in the $16k price range for KBB. If someone even tapped his bumper and he reported it to the police (you know he would), that would show up on his CarFax and it would lower the value of his car. Not to defend the dumb son of a bitch in saying all of that but wild speculation is one thing, retarded water headed child speculation is another.
 
DukeMorty dijo:
He bought a toyota after his bmw lease expired years ago. He bought the car when pandalee was still with him. He has one car which he states the reason why he cant do things alone on his day off when Kat is working because she has the car. Even with pandalee, she would take the car to work. Remeber the hospital story where he had to take a taxi because panda had the car. No he didnt buy Kat a new car, its the same one.
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you are right it was mid 17, here is a video where he talks about buying it because it was a buyers market for cars.
 
I thought i remembered the corolla being 30k from the bankruptcy but I went and relooked at the reaffirmation of debt document with toyota from the bankruptcy and it said the loan amount was $22671 with him using 2k mfg rebate as the downpayment so it was actually only about 24k of which he loaned 22.5k at almost 6.14% interest. Phil did buy gap insurance for $900 lol. The 30k is the purchase price with the total interested from the whole term of the loan plus the 2k from the mfg rebate he used as a down payment.
 
tomstone dijo:
imagine having no family, making over $100 000 a year and still you need to take out a loan for a 24k car so that in the end it costs you 30k. insane.
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It's almost guaranteed he treated buying a car like everything else in his life. He did no research on cars or loans he just rolled up to the dealer closet to him on whatever day he wasn't super hung over and took whatever they had on the lot with whatever loan the inhouse finance people offered. Didn't negotiate at all or wait for any promos or even compare and test drive multiple cars. He probably waited to buy the corolla until the day before or a couple days after turning in his BMW 325i lease. He basically bought his condo the same way
 
tomstone dijo:
imagine having no family, making over $100 000 a year and still you need to take out a loan for a 24k car so that in the end it costs you 30k. insane.
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What's even more insane is the fact she needs the car at all

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Nick Gurs dijo:
Still amazed that Nier and RE8 keep him engaged enough to not penny pinch doing fuck all for 99% of the stream like he usually does.
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Eh? He literally took 3 hours and a half to beat most of the content in two half an hour demos. He's still not through. The Re8 stream has been stalled like a motherfucker. Reading menus, reading docs, pigtheorizing on what a doc meant, so basically just telling everyone what anyone could infer from reading the document... Or listening to Phil reading it. He stopped to look at the scenery, he very clearly has watched demo playthroughs or read a guide because he knows where everything is, so him walking around pretending to be confused and just a very smart boy who can think on his feet is obviously fake as fuck and just more stalling... Support was also excellent, so plenty of stopping to thank, type and the usual rigmarole. Roughly 20% of total stream time was actual content. Phil is still doing his walk everywhere very scared routine rather than getting a move on, and he's using shotgun/explosives for every basic enemy he meets. Even him moving around the map is inefficient as fuck since he refuses to run. And the map is big. He's gonna manage to make an 8-10 hour game into a 2-week playthrough.

Stream recap:

Playing on Standard, which is easy as hell. He still managed to almost die a couple times. He caught himself about to say "I'm too dru-TIRED" early on in the stream. The rest was giggly clownmode, goat laughing at shit that doesn't make sense, admitting that his hands were shaking after an encounter and getting only through three fights, yes, that's one fight every hour, in an action title. RE8 is basically a chill stream. He's making a fast paced action game look as slow and methodical as Divinity. He's also poor at parrying, although he can block sometimes with 0 timing, which still reduces damage. He refered to the Demon's Crest as the "Demonis Crest" and the Sanguis Virginis as "Sanguinis Virginis". Big fan of Resident Evil doesn't give a fuck about the lore, he skipped the Re7 recap. Also doesn't understand why Ethan is an unstoppable tank.

Ethan is a mold infected and had been from very early on in Re7. Now, it's only implied and never outright stated. Phil seemingly never got this, and he thinks his ability to reattach severed limbs and push through amounts of punishment that would reduce a normal human to mincemeat comes from him simply being that tough. Even the basic attacks the enemies perform on him seem like they would easily be lethal. In fact, the game makes a point of having one of them perform a basic attack on a normal woman during a cutscene and she dies instantly.

Massive amounts of menuing, slow shopping and talking himself through things like a crazy person. Matter of fact, oddly repetitive and completely redundant commentary: "I need an item to progress? Yeah, I need an item to progress. Alright." "I don't think I can interact with wells yet. Can I interact with wells? No. Alright! So I need... Something, an item. Okay!" Seeing a room with some sort of obstacle, probably a puzzle, turning tail: "I'm not doing that! Fuck that! Ack ack!" "I got a screwdriver. Maybe the screwdriver can open this thing? It can! Okay!" "Oh, so I got a crafting item? Yeah, it's a crafting item, so I can craft! -Opens crafting menu- -Long pause- Oh huh... Yeah, so it seems like it's a crafting item, it's just more rare, metal scraps!" "I can go to the maiden of war. Yeah, see that? -Points at screen- It's called the Maiden of War! I'm going there! -He goes there. Pauses, looks at the statue. Looks like he's about to say this must be the Maiden of War, seems to think, gets distracted by something else-" Laming out every single encounter and refusing to use melee for ammo conservation. His aim is remarkably bad for how large and slow the basic enemies are, but the game showers you with ammo in any case, so it doesn't seem like it'll play a role. Maybe the horrible quality of the commentary even for normal Phil standards was due to him roleplaying a man who hasn't spoiled himself at Resident Evil 8. He's a pretty bad actor if so.

Phil's face was contorting in sheer disgust at the sight of mommy milkers and her hot vampire goff daughters, but he mostly stuck to his "It doesn't make sense to me ree that they can turn into bugs, and it doesn't make sense in the greater Resident Evil canon. And the lycans also don't make sense." Constant "Think Bloodborne" lines because Bloodborne is the only game allowed to have lycanthropy inspired enemies, bugs and vampires have never been associated rooted in the fact that a bunch of insects are literal bloodsuckers and the greater resident evil canon never brought us such retarded shit as zombie alligators, zombie sharks, zombie hornbills, zombie plants, a giant murderous zombie fly, a giant murderous zombie t-rex, and a zombie stripper. I think we can at least confidently affirm that Lycans as basic enemies make more sense than the zombie stripper boss, with tentacles, and they're not THAT far removed from Umbrella's borderline retarded evil schemes.

Tips goal hit 20-ish minutes in thanks to whales. Happy Piggy for the rest of the stream. After returning from break he said "We're at 270 and growing!" so as usual, not a cult leader, not trying to pignotize anyone into believing anything that isn't necessarily true. Clocked out about 7 minutes late and was getting jumpy to leave, but he couldn't get to a save point any faster. As soon as it was overtime, the singular goal was find a savepoint. Ended at 287$.

There. Now you don't have to watch it. I don't even know if it's gonna be as salty as the Re2Make was, but all signs point firmly to no. Game's super easy, and on Normal it'd be weird for even Phil to struggle much. Items are too plentiful and seemingly spawn more the less you have of them, so every time Phil runs short on ammo or heals the game just babies him and throws him 3 or 4 more, or enough crafting materials to make some. He's got absolutely mauled by the first vampire goff and the village group fight, and he's still sitting at 5 first aid kits.
 
Pargon dijo:
Yeah, I was more flabbergasted by the claim that Phil just bought Kat a new car and it somehow slipped through several years of watchful Kiwi autism.
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Like others have said; with the noise from less authentic YouTube channels and general crap from Reddit, it's hard to keep up with the story arcs. Hopefully everything will be properly chronologically indexed on the limited edition 24 disc UltraViolet BluRay box set of DSP's autobiography "Searching for Dave".
 
SauceRyuKen dijo:
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Definitely an easy default mode. I swapped controls all night with someone who was ass at shooters and did okay. Took us almost exactly 12 hours real time, 9ish hours total in game. We played exactly at launch time and definitely took our time in some ways because there is definitely some back tracking. I expect he will do exactly that since it's one of those "I got new item that can open up shit that I couldn't before".

It's longer than 7 and most Resident Evil games despite being it being more action oriented. Fucking congratulations to anyone who is watching his playthrough because the fact we could beat it in an under day means he will take about 3 weeks to finish optimistically. I tuned in and he was obviously trying to be Le Smarmy Youtube Gamer during the introduction that I couldn't do it.
 
tripmix dijo:
What's even more insane is the fact she needs the car at all

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Bitch, what! I walk more than double that (and use public transport) to get to work!

Edit: So why the fuck does their weekly shopping trip need to be a joint venture and involve the use of the car? Because you damn well know that they shop at the same store that Kat works at so they get her discount. Just fucking walk and lug the bags back on foot! It'd sure save you some money in GHAS, DOOD!
 
tomstone dijo:
imagine having no family, making over $100 000 a year and still you need to take out a loan for a 24k car so that in the end it costs you 30k. insane.
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This is what happens when you got no concept of how much a dollar is truly worth. To any normal human a dollar is worth X amount of your time, to Phil, it's just something that magically appears in his bank account at the end of a stream.
This is why he withdraws his money immediately and pays 1% every day (almost 300 bucks alone from the vest streak bullshit), always pays the minimum on any credit and most importantly spends it on the most frivolous bullshit you could think of. His level of money management is on the level of Chris, and I'm not even making a hyperbole statement here.
During the move to the WAKHANDO videos he showed entire plastic bins full of dumb bullshit he didn't even remember buying like cheap Mario figures that he ended up throwing away.
 
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