DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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And here we go with the Hand Holding. Are the mods looking up guides already? Wow. Pathetic
Getting a guide for a RE game ruins the point of playing the game honestly. Discovery is a part of what lengthens out the game and with a guide, it all gets ruined. But hey Phil could give a shit about the game, he just wants to check it off his list and take his paypigs money.
 
I mean the Super Best Friends guy were similar, Woolie was decent at fighting games but otherwise they were meh at most games. That doesn't matter though because the fun in watching them was them shooting the shit. Hell, my favorite was Saturday Morning Scrublords, a video series where they played flawed but okay, bad or just really terrible fighting games. This just proves that Phil saying that certain games are "bad for streaming" is laughable. Now granted, they weren't streaming those games, but it doesn't matter, if they played 4 shitty fighting games while doing a 2 hour stream they'd still be entertaining because of the bantz.

I mean fuck, I've seen people stream Paradox games autism simulators like HoI and Europa Universalis and getting way better numbers than Phail.

I always like to hold up Northernlion as an example. YouTube-wise he's put out 2+ Binding of Isaac videos a day since 2011, only recently cutting down to 1 a day. Twitch wise his most popular streams are where no one knows what the actual games they'll be playing are, for the most part, and often they'll be really bad/mindless games, party games, or things like GeoGuesser, and he's still sitting at ~7500 subs.

One of the few things DSP is truthful about is how he doesn't watch other streamers/YouTubers, so he always talks out of his ass when he talks about what is and isn't good for streaming. Anything can be good for streaming, you just need a personality that isn't garbage, DSP.
 
But hey Phil could give a shit about the game, he just wants to check it off his list and take his paypigs money.
If there is anything to hate about Phil, it's the fact that he will never, ever, ever appreciate how fortunate he is to have been found by exactly the kinds of people he needs in order to make any money whatsoever.
 
If there is anything to hate about Phil, it's the fact that he will never, ever, ever appreciate how fortunate he is to have been found by exactly the kinds of people he needs in order to make any money whatsoever.
Still amazed that Nier and RE8 keep him engaged enough to not penny pinch doing fuck all for 99% of the stream like he usually does.
 
One of the few things DSP is truthful about is how he doesn't watch other streamers/YouTubers, so he always talks out of his ass when he talks about what is and isn't good for streaming. Anything can be good for streaming, you just need a personality that isn't garbage, DSP.
Phil has fucked up and stated multiple times during stories that both he and Kat watch other streamers. He says he doesn't because it makes him seem Cool and Detached and also it lets him play ignorant to trends and goings-on in his sphere, which is handy because he is actually ignorant but it's because he's a lazy retard.
 
phil should really stop saying how much time he's been playing at the end of streams.

"three and a half hours in-"

twitch says you've been streaming for five hours and twenty minutes.

that's almost two hours of dead space.
 
I once again state that I cannot fathom how someone could "earn" the amount of money per month that he does, and squander it away on things that aren't outwardly visible. He wears the same old grubby, stained clothes. He eats the same old cheap fast food. He's using the same old potato laptop. He's snorting into the same old mic.

What exactly is his take-home pay after he's shelled out for the usual stuff (bills/debts/mortgage/taxes/etc)? Is his house, beyond his crusty little awhffice, an interior designer's wet dream? Is Kat showered with luxury goods? Does Jasper eat foie gras for dinner?

I just don't get it. I really don't.
not sure but we know he bought her a brand new $30k car as soon as she moved into the gout mansion
 
not sure but we know he bought her a brand new $30k car as soon as she moved into the gout mansion
He bought a toyota after his bmw lease expired years ago. He bought the car when pandalee was still with him. He has one car which he states the reason why he cant do things alone on his day off when Kat is working because she has the car. Even with pandalee, she would take the car to work. Remeber the hospital story where he had to take a taxi because panda had the car. No he didnt buy Kat a new car, its the same one.
 
Citation very fucking needed.

It would be the 2017 Corolla. The KBB at bankruptcy was listed about $16k. Looking at KBB today, seems to be about the same given he claimed it only has ~5,000 miles. They sell new (he got it new with that mileage) for $20k-$30k depending on package. For it to hold $16k after 3 years with low mileage, it's possible he went with a lower spec.

Can't imagine he could live without heated leather seats...
 
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