💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Sanae Kochiya dijo:
Having played through Honest Hearts on NV, I can confirm that you stop caring about TEH POOR WIDDLE ANIMALS FEWLINGS when three of them are trying to claw your face off. It's fun for the whole family (except you aren't part of the family).

Although now I do wanna see Dobson play something like New Vegas. I would love to see him try to rationalize which faction would be best to side with when all four sides have remarkably dickish intentions.
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There was more than one reason I used a StealthBoy to get around the coyotes I encountered. Animal Friend is a good investment.

I have a feeling Dobson would pick the most obviously "good guy" faction, and completely ignore any implications of nastier stuff they got up to. Also, expect a bunch of artwork/posts lambasting Caesar's Legion (sexism) and the Brotherhood of Steel (anti-lesbians). Probably lots of fanart of Veronica.
 
He would be creeping all over Veronica, I just feel it. And he'd probably join the NCR right off the bat, because they got women soldiers.
 
I wonder if Dobson would gladly nuke Caesar's Legion at the end of Lonesome Road and justify it by saying they were sexist?

Hah... I'm assuming Dobson would even make it to the end of Lonesome Road without getting his head cleaved by the many Deathclaws in the game.

Also, that feel when Veronica is your Fallout waifu...
 
Again, killing Mr. House would trigger Dobson but not distract him from NCR fanboyism. He'd brush off Bitter Springs somehow too. And he'd fucking hate Gomorrah.
 
Rin dijo:
There was more than one reason I used a StealthBoy to get around the coyotes I encountered. Animal Friend is a good investment.

I have a feeling Dobson would pick the most obviously "good guy" faction, and completely ignore any implications of nastier stuff they got up to. Also, expect a bunch of artwork/posts lambasting Caesar's Legion (sexism) and the Brotherhood of Steel (anti-lesbians). Probably lots of fanart of Veronica.
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Yeah he'd go for the NCR every time despite their crippling tax rates and imperialistic tendencies.

Although I imagine he would be sorely tempted by Yes-Man, just so he can have a bum buddy to say Yes to everything he says.
 
Honestly, I can't quite explain why but I get the feeling that if he played New Vegas he'd end up joining with Caesar's legion due to his retarded logic making him think they're better.

"They don't use technology because they're trying to stop another war! And plus they have puppies!"
 
Count groudon dijo:
Honestly, I can't quite explain why but I get the feeling that if he played New Vegas he'd end up joining with Caesar's legion due to his retarded logic making him think they're better.

"They don't use technology because they're trying to stop another war! And plus they have puppies!"
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Nah, there's this NCR recruitment poster that pops up in the loading screen that says something like "Everyone woman joining the NCR is a slap in Caesar's face." Dobson would spot that, make his lesbian Courier join the NCR, and boast about how feminist he is. Because the decisions you make in a video game totally have impact in the real world.
 
Count groudon dijo:
Honestly, I can't quite explain why but I get the feeling that if he played New Vegas he'd end up joining with Caesar's legion due to his retarded logic making him think they're better.

"They don't use technology because they're trying to stop another war! And plus they have puppies!"
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Eh, I don't think the current Dobbs will support a faction consisted entirely of shitlords.
 
Spellskite dijo:
Hilariously enough, Metal Gear Solid games are almost all capable of being beaten with non-lethal runs (besides boss battles). MGSV will also feature an animal raising system, where you can bring animals from the wild in to your base to raise and train for support missions.

But Dobson thinks Kojima is satan, so fat chance of him ever giving the series a chance.
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The one series where killing is optional sans mandatory cutscenes. On top of that, the game calls you out for hurting dogs. Also this:
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Delusional-Birds-287707372
Yes there's a ton of shit too, but like I said, the only thing holding the device back from companies making REAL games for the app store is the availability of buttons. If I could buy games like Sonic 4 or Metal Gear on my iPhone instead of buying it for my 3DS, I totally would.
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Curious.
 
John Titor dijo:
Yes there's a ton of shit too, but like I said, the only thing holding the device back from companies making REAL games for the app store is the availability of buttons. If I could buy games like Sonic 4 or Metal Gear on my iPhone instead of buying it for my 3DS, I totally would.
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Much as I find the Android vs Apple arguments just as stupid as the Mac vs Pc ones and the console wars....

Shoulda got an Android Dobby. Hell you can even GET a DS emulator for it.
 
I want to see someone actually respond to Dobson's worthless cute animal tweets. His own issues are complicated and warrant delicate treatment and understanding and the very idea that he could or should get over them is horribly offensive, everybody else who's having a hard time just needs to look at this cat so they'll go back to normal and shut up about problems that aren't Dobson's.
 
Anustart dijo:
I want to see someone actually respond to Dobson's worthless cute animal tweets. His own issues are complicated and warrant delicate treatment and understanding and the very idea that he could or should get over them is horribly offensive, everybody else who's having a hard time just needs to look at this cat so they'll go back to normal and shut up about problems that aren't Dobson's.
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Well, yeah. A troll sprayed you with water at a convention, in front of other people! You think you can just fucking get over that, asshole?
 
SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
Hide your fucking lesbian fetish, Dobbles, Jesus Christ.

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Why is it that I'm coming across more creepy weirdoes on the internet that have a really freaky obsession with lesbians? I'm not just talking about the guys who jack off to lesbian porn, I mean I'm finding more and more straight dudes who draw or favorite tons of lesbian fanart of cartoons and videogame characters.

It's unsettling.
 
Accel_Rider dijo:
The what mentality? I don't get it.
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It's a mindset children have when they think their insignificant games have real weight to them. They get all smug when they win and challenge their peers to 'beat that'-

think cool kid-
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