This to me is the funniest thing he's ever done, because he hyped the trial for weeks beforehand. Then he shows up late, but is still allowed to make an utter fool of himself.
Someone gently suggested the next time that he not wait until the day of the trial to get his documents printed and he acted like that was the stupidest thing he ever heard.
'member when people were saying "would you faggots stop sperging about casinos and talk about Russ ffs"? Y'all got your wish.
Washing a dry clean only suit in a bathtub, then continuing to wear it after it is utterly ruined.
It’s the worst, isn’t it? You’re stuck at your gate doing fuck all for 45 minutes, and those machines are RIGHT THERE next to you, and it’s a welcome relief from the grey misery that is the rest of the airport. And before you know it, you’re out the price of at least a very expensive dinner.'member when people were saying "would you faggots stop sperging about casinos and talk about Russ ffs"? Y'all got your wish.
So ... anybody wanna hear my thoughts about McCarran International Airport (Las Vegas' main airport) and the surreal experience of walking off an airplane and hearing slot machines dinging from within the concourse before you've even gotten through the jetway?
Do you have a link to that? It sounds funny.
What makes it even worse is how if you're not actually playing the machines, you eventually notice how fucking repetitive they are. On my last visit there was a particular machine there that played a (very) short clip of Donna Summer's Hot Stuff every time a bonus round was hit, and it was one of those machines that gives players very frequent bonus rounds that pay a pittance (compared to how much cash they have to sink into the machine every few minutes to finally hit one). So I probably heard that god damn chorus two dozen times over the course of an hour. Why can't the rotten bastards make an ELO-themed machine if they're going to plunder 70's music for dumb tie-ins? At least I could enjoy that kind of repetition.
Oh dear god! Now I need booze to kill the brain cells that immediately imagined what that entails. I’m actually surprised that there haven’t been any instances of a Russel Greer sex tape yet. Apparently there are some things even hookers won’t do for money.
Gotchu, fam.
No, it's a ween.
In his book, it was clear he was expecting a date. When the stories of his suit were making the rounds he claimed he didn't want one, but he was quoted as saying he was suing so she'd be forced to come to Salt Lake City and go to dinner with him. I may be misremembering, but doesn't he mention somewhere being upset because he got to court and she wasn't there? I know during the pre-trial conversation between Skordas and the judge in the AG trial, the judge asked if Russ thought Ariana herself would be there and Skordas said yes. I think he thinks that Null will have to show up if his suit makes it to trial (it won't).
Russell's parents may have been indulgent, but Gold help us if they were Gunther Tesch-indulgent.
Goddamnit. I just had a flashback to the time I worked at a group home and there was a guy who'd whip his cock out and furiously masturbate if he got mad. Thanks a lot.
Gloria's parents weren't indulgent. They were trying to force their daughter to provide them a cash cow they could sponge off of. When that didn't work, her mother got her (forced?) her into an arranged marriage.
By the way, his name's actually Gerry Tesch. This is Gloria Tesch. Talentless as she is at writing, Gloria at least wrote Maradonia without any ulterior motive,
