DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DerichLovesNWA]

"It's not anyones bussiness what my wife does." Yeah SnowKarl dropped a lot of bait this stream. The piggy ate it all from the trough, he was in rare form today.

And people here don’t like him.
Dude’s a master of the craft.

 

[Paladin Derich]

A job wouldn't solve anything, he's never going to get a job where he makes $120k a year.

His realistic options are:
1. improve his streams to grow an audience
2. live within his means

He's never going to improve his streams, he's using the same web cam as he did 5 years ago. He can't even be bothered to add in a $5 sub to BBTV to give emotes back to people... This "I need money" push today is him basically asking people to give him the same money they always have but while also allowing him to do less work. He's confused why no one is subbing to patreon while his last post is from 2018 on there.

He's also never going to downgrade his life. There are single parents out there raising families (of children, not pet cats) on less money than Phil spends on WWE Champions. That is pretty fucking damning of the situation. Phils sense of entitlement is unreal, the man is selling his sense of self worth and self respect in order to beg for money online to spend it on a fucking mobile game and when this comes to an end it's "I MIGHT LOSE MY HOUSE!".

He spent $900 on a WWE Champions event this month, he's had $5k in 2 weeks in tips. He lives in a pseudo-reality where he honestly thinks this is normal and I cannot wait for him to come back to earth over the next 3 months. I think this might be the beginning of the end for him because there's no way paypigs will continue this $400 a day shit, there's nowhere for Phil to hide his income now.

Most of his donators probably earn $20,000 - $30,000 a year, how does Phil continue to plead poverty to these people while also demanding that he makes in 1 day as much as they do in a week. I cannot understand how this isn't obvious to him. How is the "I can't afford that game" excuse ever going to be used again when viewers can see exactly what he's made over the past few days.

People will begin to put it together over the next few weeks and those stimmy checks will probably be spent by now. Phils fucked unless another pigroach miracle happens.

The other option is to quit streaming, change his identity, and leave Washington. At that point, he could probably score a trade job somewhere, but preparing for something like would take time and patience. Not only that, he'd have to keep his mouth shut about the whole affair.

 

[gaarashatan]

It's rather impressive just how many people just tune in for the main drama and dip, keep in mind plenty of those people who are only interested in seeing his rants and begging segments are definitely made up in that 300 or so left in the stream.

Yep I'm absolutely sure Phil that you have thousands of silent fans that don't say a peep because they're afraid of da trolls on stream and twitter.

bruh, when phil was announcing his departnership there was like 2k+ plus watching him LOL

 

[Personal Jesus]

so shirtlessmofo says he got a multi millionaire daddy. why exactly is he wasting his life in dsp chat. why is he not enjoying life,travelling,etc. no. instead hes giving a beggar money.

sounds like a fucking lie a wheelchair would make
like the guy who said he was rich working at a call center
or OIC making bank on fucking dogecoin. delusional as fuck

If that's true than he's just a rich incel who can't get pussy, another Elliot Rodger in the making.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Do you guys know where the "battlecry" sound command from the Dark Dave restream comes from? It's one of the funniest DSP clips and I have no clue where it's from.
The one that goes like this:
"HUUUUUUUH YAAAAAAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH didn't die"

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Do you guys know where the "battlecry" sound command from the Dark Dave restream comes from? It's one of the funniest DSP clips and I have no clue where it's from.
The one that goes like this:
"HUUUUUUUH YAAAAAAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH didn't die"

Ah, yes. Clown Force, the classic. He was playing Seiya on Jump Force and used his super attack. If you wanna look it up on PigPigGo it should show up if you punch in Golden Arrow, I think ()

Found it:

 

[Thomas Highway]

Kat is probably already talking to like three other dudes.

Sleep well Phi.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Ah, yes. Clown Force, the classic. He was playing Seiya on Jump Force and used his super attack. If you wanna look it up on PigPigGo it should show up if you punch in Golden Arrow, I think ()

Found it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ktpPflgsCO4:2457

Thanks, fren. I just found it as well on my own and was about to post it.

 

[Salubrious]

When you consider how many viewers DDM has, it's kind of crazy to think DSP has ~1,000 people watching him on a Tuesday. Out of that ~1,000, like 4 are supporting his lifestyle LOL. Not even 1% of the people watching DSP are tipping.

Sidenote: He is pissed the ending of this game is running into overtime. DSP made his $321 today. It's not like he only made $50, in which case he sticks around for more money. What an ungrateful cunt for whining about this game going into OT, you made $321.

I remember when he played Dragon Quest Builders 2, and he literally screamed at the devs for "poor game design" because DSP was told he had 3 hours left of game time, so obviously it was the devs fault that he wouldn't finish in his NEXT chill night stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A job wouldn't solve anything, he's never going to get a job where he makes $120k a year.

It absolutely would solve everything. He doesn't need 120k a year no matter how hard he cries that he somehow does. He would be earning money, be too busy to spend on wwe, then he could stream when he gets home. Like a normal person would do to preserve their lifestyle if they are truly worried about losing their house etc. This whole clown show is unsustainable. Again..........I guarantee you most of the people he's begging might take home $400 a week. Not a day.........a week.

 

[Gramh]

Why won't game developers understand that all games need to work into a 2 hour gaming session with easy progression rewards and quicksaves with a linear story that explains everything and isn't challenging? Why do those stupid game devs keep making things that DSP can't enjoy streaming??? Are they just inconsiderate morons or are they evil detractors who are trying to ruin DSP Gaming? Discuss.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I remember when he played Dragon Quest Builders 2, and he literally screamed at the devs for "poor game design" because DSP was told he had 3 hours left of game time, so obviously it was the devs fault that he wouldn't finish in his NEXT chill night stream.

And don't forget about the best example of Schedule Autism

Dumbass bosses should roll over and die when Phil tells them to dude!

 

[Mr. Brown]

I guarantee you most of the people he's begging might take home $400 a week. Not a day.........a week.

I literally said that in the message you quoted...

Phil would only get a minimum wage job, there's no point doing that. Even if pay pigs only give him $200 a day he's still well ahead of what any job would pay him.

There's nothing wrong with him streaming for a living, he just needs to learn to budget. If he's not done that by now though then he won't ever do that.

 

[TheDevilUK]

All his pay pigs prematurely blew their loads first stream. Less than 50 tonight. Calling it. Prove me different pay fags.

 

[BlackDragoons]

There is no doubt in my mind that Twitch has responded to Phil's baseless claim, i think they pulled his funding and he is freaking the fuck out.

If not they did responded and he is getting his money and is lying about it.

Either way Phil's lying.

 

[BepsiLight]

Kat is probably already talking to like three other dudes.

Sleep well Phi.

Oh I don't doubt it, but the real question is: will she find someone better than Phil considering what she has to offer? if you make 150k+ per year, live in a gated community in your "own" khando you can certainly find a better looking golddigger than Khet, and with a better personality too.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Oh I don't doubt it, but the real question is: will she find someone better than Phil considering what she has to offer? if you make 150k+ per year, live in a gated community in your "own" khando you can certainly find a better looking golddigger than Khet, and with a better personality too.

I understand that its amusing to make fun of her appearance and call her a horse, but honestly she is hardly the worst looking woman one could come across.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All his pay pigs prematurely blew their loads first stream. Less than 50 tonight. Calling it. Prove me different pay fags.

Well the tip goal should only be $79

 

[Freshtodeath]

Oh I don't doubt it, but the real question is: will she find someone better than Phil considering what she has to offer? if you make 150k+ per year, live in a gated community in your "own" khando you can certainly find a better looking golddigger than Khet, and with a better personality too.

phil is an ugly broke retard. He could do a lot worse than kat. TBH it's amazing he is able to not date only whales. (female).

 

[Surly Muppet]

I’m still reeling over Phil’s genuine frustration over how many “subs” refuse to subscribe to his Patreon.
Even if we ignore the fact that he hasn’t updated it in three years (but still siphoned money from the people who were subbed to it, how generous), is he forgetting that literal hundreds of his subs were given to him by a SINGLE PERSON?
I just can’t get enough of Phil pretending that his streams aren’t kept afloat by a handful of whales and are unwatchable to the average person.

The problem here is that they've fucked with what I suspect was his plan. Phil wanted to play his Patreon like OiC's inflated subs goal. The subs were supposed to flock to the Patreon at the start of May and immediately inflate it to at least $1500. Phil was then going to set goals to get it to the $2-$3k he recently said he needed to compare to his Twitch income.

What Phil does not want to do is have to set goals for what he considers to be paltry sums. He doesn't want to have to do something with the Patreon until it is a high enough value for him to care. So the idea of having to overhaul the perks and set a goal in order to attract people to the Patreon and grow it? He doesn't want to do that. He wants it immediately to where his subs were so that he can set goals that will inflate it and let his whales keep it at unreasonable levels, then he'll do things.

A job wouldn't solve anything, he's never going to get a job where he makes $120k a year.

This needs to be kept in mind. This was reasonable before Phil openly revealed that he makes, expects, and apparently 'needs' $120k/year in order to survive. He isn't going to get a job that will pay him this.

But even if he somehow did, there is the issue that he couldn't do what he just did today. When you want more money at a job, they have a tendency to expect that you do more in order to justify paying you more. Phil can turn on the stream and play the same game he has been playing for a month and just say 'crisis, I need $500 today, shut up and give it to me' and it'll work because his whales are subhuman. Right now, his fans should cut him off completely until BTTV goes live. He needs to be backhanded to do something that will take him 20 minutes to set up for his fans to replace what they lost. If he was working a job and he just decided to do less, they'd stand on his neck, not give him more.

Really, this is turning into a great era for Phil because the grift is not hidden anymore. We have a pretty good mark on his expenses because of the bankruptcy and what we know about his mobile gaming, he has had to finally be transparent about the amount of money he 'requires', and nothing can be properly memoryholed or obscured because he is so reliant on the day to day tips he now has to dance even harder for. We're going to get more of today, where he has to completely lose his mind before the whales are willing to step up. And I know he is used to constantly whining and begging, but he cannot sustain the manic pace that this now demands.

I think he'll end up back on YT again just so that he has avenues by which to obscure how much he is making. His regular paypigs were actually too stupid to keep track of all that, and this $120k has been a revelation for them that is doing serious damage. The fact that he has to ban the basic math that you see on screen suggests Phil knows how much he benefitted from hiding his money, but outright banning the math sends the message that he can't properly justify the total being what it is.