DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Michael Richards]

his online footprint disqualifies him from any job with an HR department and if he got one he'd just be waiting for the afternoon when he got called into the manager's office and confronted with a clip of him screaming about shooting the chicky chang china wangs. The only jobs he could realistically get would involve crusty dishpit guys making him cry every night for maybe 25% of what he currently makes.

 

[wolfpac92]

Phil starts explaining why he's wet.

Khet: "I don't care."

LMFAO!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ls8baQGG5jk

Listening to this kinda confirms for me that Phil's got some kind of Oedipus complex. I think the reason he's so into Kat is because she controls and scolds him like a mother would. It explains why he is so weird about sex and waifus now and why he is so stringent about ending a stream the second his wife comes home. It's like a mom coming home from work and telling her kid to stop playing video games and go to bed. Panda acted more like a girlfriend than a mother and he hated that dynamic, which explains why even though she was 100x more likeable than Kat she did nothing for him. He wants a mommy to control his behavior, not a mutual partner

 

[YokuNama]

Not sure if Nige has already doxxed multi millionaire shirtlessmofo, but if he hasn't and decides to I'm expecting the same shit.

- Thick glasses
- No chin
- mousy colored, scruffy hair.
- Some kind of psychological impairment.
- A few tweets that quote The Matrix.
- Plain polo shirt
- between the age of 14 and 19.
- A fan of anime or a similar type of cancer.

The kid is scared to tell his girlfriend that he blows money on a video game streamer. I get it, if I showed up at home with a new car, i'm probably getting cussed out. But his girlfriend is a millionaire, why would she even give a fuck about a few grand?...... unless he knows this is pathetic and/or she already told him to stop blowing money. Anyways I expect:

-Below 6ft tall
-Skinny, no muscular features whatsoever
-Pale
-Fedora
-Gaming or Anime related attire.
-Few to no friends. (Seems like a "MUH GIRLFRIEND IS MY BEST FRIEND" type of dude)
-Be very apparent of having something off in his feeble mind

And I really don't like making fun of people's appearances, especially other men because I'm not attracted to them so I don't give a fuck, but I've seen at least 30 fans of DSP and boy do they all fulfill the same quotas.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Again, none of the solutions is him actually getting a job. They are all that other have to give him money. He really can't be too worried about any of the things he claims to be.

A job wouldn't solve anything, he's never going to get a job where he makes $120k a year.

His realistic options are:
1. improve his streams to grow an audience
2. live within his means

He's never going to improve his streams, he's using the same web cam as he did 5 years ago. He can't even be bothered to add in a $5 sub to BBTV to give emotes back to people... This "I need money" push today is him basically asking people to give him the same money they always have but while also allowing him to do less work. He's confused why no one is subbing to patreon while his last post is from 2018 on there.

He's also never going to downgrade his life. There are single parents out there raising families (of children, not pet cats) on less money than Phil spends on WWE Champions. That is pretty fucking damning of the situation. Phils sense of entitlement is unreal, the man is selling his sense of self worth and self respect in order to beg for money online to spend it on a fucking mobile game and when this comes to an end it's "I MIGHT LOSE MY HOUSE!".

He spent $900 on a WWE Champions event this month, he's had $5k in 2 weeks in tips. He lives in a pseudo-reality where he honestly thinks this is normal and I cannot wait for him to come back to earth over the next 3 months. I think this might be the beginning of the end for him because there's no way paypigs will continue this $400 a day shit, there's nowhere for Phil to hide his income now.

Most of his donators probably earn $20,000 - $30,000 a year, how does Phil continue to plead poverty to these people while also demanding that he makes in 1 day as much as they do in a week. I cannot understand how this isn't obvious to him. How is the "I can't afford that game" excuse ever going to be used again when viewers can see exactly what he's made over the past few days.

People will begin to put it together over the next few weeks and those stimmy checks will probably be spent by now. Phils fucked unless another pigroach miracle happens.

 

[architects]

A job wouldn't solve anything, he's never going to get a job where he makes $120k a year.

His realistic options are:
1. improve his streams to grow an audience
2. live within his means

He's never going to improve his streams, he's using the same web cam as he did 5 years ago. He can't even be bothered to add in a $5 sub to BBTV to give emotes back to people... This "I need money" push today is him basically asking people to give him the same money they always have but while also allowing him to do less work. He's confused why no one is subbing to patreon while his last post is from 2018 on there.

He's also never going to downgrade his life. There are single parents out there raising families (of children, not pet cats) on less money than Phil spends on WWE Champions. That is pretty fucking damning of the situation. Phils sense of entitlement is unreal, the man is selling his sense of self worth and self respect in order to beg for money online to spend it on a fucking mobile game and when this comes to an end it's "I MIGHT LOSE MY HOUSE!".

He spent $900 on a WWE Champions event this month, he's had $5k in 2 weeks in tips. He lives in a pseudo-reality where he honestly thinks this is normal and I cannot wait for him to come back to earth over the next 3 months. I think this might be the beginning of the end for him because there's no way paypigs will continue this $400 a day shit, there's nowhere for Phil to hide his income now.

This is what ends up chasing his whales away almost every time. Phil can’t help but push his hand deeper into the cookie jar.

 

[Salubrious]

I would ask what job DSP would even qualify for, but ackshually there is a shortage of restaurant and service workers right now because they are getting paid more in unemployment Pandemic benefits then they would actually make working.

Then again, DSP's body has atrophied so much that I'm not even sure he could handle stocking shelves for eight hours.

Insert legendary rant to Snowkarl about how skipping his 30 minute break would literally put his health in jeopardy.

 

[wahkando]

I would ask what job DSP would even qualify for, but ackshually there is a shortage of restaurant and service workers right now because they are getting paid more in unemployment Pandemic benefits then they would actually make working.

Then again, DSP's body has atrophied so much that I'm not even sure he could handle stocking shelves for eight hours.

Insert legendary rant to Snowkarl about how skipping his 30 minute break would literally put his health in jeopardy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4Is3cVUOoc

he'll happily take any kind of vaccine even if there is a 1% chance of a blood clot (ik there isn't, but hypothetically) but he thinks he'll develop clogged arteries if he doesn't take 3-4 hours of total breaks during his work day.

makes sense Phil

 

[50 bit bitch]

he'll happily take any kind of vaccine even if there is a 1% chance of a blood clot (ik there isn't, but hypothetically) but he thinks he'll develop clogged arteries if he doesn't take 3-4 hours of total breaks during his work day.

makes sense Phil

Ah yes the patented cure-all of waddling around your house for 15 minutes and taking a dump, almost as effective as the miraculous Seattle air

 

[YokuNama]

First 2 hours with no gameplay but plenty of begging - $304 from 3 people

The next 3 with gameplay - $17

 

[Michael Richards]

I would ask what job DSP would even qualify for, but ackshually there is a shortage of restaurant and service workers right now because they are getting paid more in unemployment Pandemic benefits then they would actually make working.

Then again, DSP's body has atrophied so much that I'm not even sure he could handle stocking shelves for eight hours.

Insert legendary rant to Snowkarl about how skipping his 30 minute break would literally put his health in jeopardy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4Is3cVUOoc

he can barely stand his room temperature office and has enormous issues with authority so i cant picture him saying Yes Chef in a 110 degree room, bartending is too stressful and would barney gumble trigger him within a week and the mental image of Phil waiting tables is maybe the funniest thing in the world for a variety of reasons. this isnt even bringing up the sorts of characters he'd have to work alongside while being a guy scared to go near a wal mart.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

750-800 people were tuned in to that great pre-stream today. He had 600 viewers when he booted the game.
That viewcount dropped to 400 an hour in. And he's about to clock out with 350 people still watching.

 

[gaarashatan]

Again, none of the solutions is him actually getting a job. They are all that others have to give him money. He really can't be too worried about any of the things he claims to be.

and dont forget, hell only stop streaming(begging) when HE! decides to stop. what a load of shit lol. the tips will decide when he stops streamings and gets a job

I would ask what job DSP would even qualify for, but ackshually there is a shortage of restaurant and service workers right now because they are getting paid more in unemployment Pandemic benefits then they would actually make working.

Then again, DSP's body has atrophied so much that I'm not even sure he could handle stocking shelves for eight hours.

Insert legendary rant to Snowkarl about how skipping his 30 minute break would literally put his health in jeopardy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4Is3cVUOoc

holy shit that top comment LOL

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

750-800 people were tuned in to that great pre-stream today. He had 600 viewers when he booted the game.
That viewcount dropped to 400 an hour in. And he's about to clock out with 350 people still watching.

It's rather impressive just how many people just tune in for the main drama and dip, keep in mind plenty of those people who are only interested in seeing his rants and begging segments are definitely made up in that 300 or so left in the stream.

Yep I'm absolutely sure Phil that you have thousands of silent fans that don't say a peep because they're afraid of da trolls on stream and twitter.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

750-800 people were tuned in to that great pre-stream today. He had 600 viewers when he booted the game.
That viewcount dropped to 400 an hour in. And he's about to clock out with 350 people still watching.

And the icing on the cake is that his twitchchat was basically dead and those few that were there he was ignoring because he already got his tips.
Thanks for the money dummies!

 

[Fill Bern El]

LowTierGod got me!! It's only a matter of time until DSP discovers me! PAPAVERA HEEELP

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

It's rather impressive just how many people just tune in for the main drama and dip, keep in mind plenty of those people who are only interested in seeing his rants and begging segments are definitely made up in that 300 or so left in the stream.

Yep I'm absolutely sure Phil that you have thousands of silent fans that don't say a peep because they're afraid of da trolls on stream and twitter.

When you consider how many viewers DDM has, it's kind of crazy to think DSP has ~1,000 people watching him on a Tuesday. Out of that ~1,000, like 4 are supporting his lifestyle LOL. Not even 1% of the people watching DSP are tipping.

Sidenote: He is pissed the ending of this game is running into overtime. DSP made his $321 today. It's not like he only made $50, in which case he sticks around for more money. What an ungrateful cunt for whining about this game going into OT, you made $321.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Pre begging for the stream tonight

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

When you consider how many viewers DDM has, it's kind of crazy to think DSP has ~1,000 people watching him on a Tuesday. Out of that ~1,000, like 4 are supporting his lifestyle LOL. Not even 1% of the people watching DSP are tipping.

Sidenote: He is pissed the ending of this game is running into overtime. DSP made his $321 today. It's not like he only made $50, in which case he sticks around for more money. What an ungrateful cunt for whining about this game going into OT, you made $321.

Yeah, Phil's viewers literally get more content the less money they give him. Business Degree Guy is absolutely brainless as to how (and pardon my French) "incentive" works.
Just goes to show that the people who do give him money don't actually care about the khantent.

 

[Paladin Derich]

His behavior around khet is over-compensating for his mistakes with Leanna.

>has black cat statues in his place with leanna
>completely shuns sexuality from anything non-khet
>leanna gets blown off when she wants the D
>phil rushes to see khet every time there's a noise
>leanna doesn't get enough attention
>phil literally tells khet about everything, even him spilling water on his crotch
>leanna made to work to help with bills
>phil lets khet keep all her money
>aired out leanna's personal business online
>tight-lipped about khet's personal activity

He is scared shitless of losing khet, even though she seems low-maintenance and just as much a wheelchair as phil. He needs a mommywife or he will fall apart. Fucking pathetic lol.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

When you consider how many viewers DDM has, it's kind of crazy to think DSP has ~1,000 people watching him on a Tuesday. Out of that ~1,000, like 4 are supporting his lifestyle LOL. Not even 1% of the people watching DSP are tipping.

Would be interesting to see the numbers of donations that DDM gets compared to DSP. Not in terms of money but unique people donating. Even I've donated to DDM and I never thought I'd donate to any stream (was too funny to pass up).