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Imagine quitting a game where all you have to do for most of it press A and read, and maybe occasionally solve a simple logic puzzle that you can charge your fans to help you solve since you suck a them.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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- 19 de Sep, 2019
Ain't stopped y'all niggas for the past year, better cough up the dough if you want to be one of the cool kids.
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Being stupid as fuck does not prevent Phil from having a plan. Nor do stupid actions necessarily indicate being worried. His plan is piss-poor, though, and he's still worried, just not enough.
The tell is in his emotions on camera. They're not genuine. Not to me, at least. What I see is the exact same guy I see when I watch him act like the sky is falling any other time.
I'll take his stress seriously when the Phil who had had enough of his Champions account being fucked with makes a return to rip into his paypigs for failing him.
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i wonder if Phil knows somewhere in that potato head of his, deep deep down. that the whales cant keep this up forever? why else would he be sweating bullets?
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This MajinBoo5 is fucking annoying; agreeing with everything phil says
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Damn that's funny
I will say he's so much of a shitbag that he thinks they're all holding out on him.
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All this whining the game is causing from Phil makes me all the more interested in it. I have no plans to get a PS5 anytime soon so hopefully the devs don't cave and make a baby mode before I get around to it.
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- 9 de Abr, 2020
pretty sure it's a mix of 'return' and 'eternal' because part of the premise is that it feels like you keep returning to the same place eternally, or like something along those lines
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This hasn't stopped yall before. Also, let's be real Phil could give a rat's ass about Covid. You either have tides and offerings for the Cult of the Pig or you don't. I don't even know why this person wasted energy typing this. Unless, money is attached or you are hitting him where it hurts he isn't going to respond.
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"Is he really this bad or is it a gimmick"
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It's why I call it Rectumal because he will continually get his shit pushed in.
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I really don't think they will. Games like Dead Cells and Hades have really made a lot more people fans of Roguelike games. People play them for the challenge. Which really has me scratching my head has to why Phil wanted to play this in the first place. Is it just because it's a new release or did some paypig pay him to play it?
Because either way that doesn't matter he skips new releases all time. Monster Hunter Rise is hot right now but he isn't playing that. Also, Monster Hunter Rise actually would be a good game for Phil: no voice chat, it's easy to carry teammates in multiplayer, and most importantly he can charge his paypigs to play with him.
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I fully expect DSP to go back to roguelike games later this year when Diablo II gets resurrected. I mean, after the Blizzard announcement in February, Phil was lying talking about Diablo 2 and all the fun he had playing it!
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Holy shit, stalling for tips and complaining about core mechanics of rogue-likes. "BAD GAME DESIGN" over and over again. Also, did you know that Hades had save points? (It doesn't)
Edit: "A rogue-like game. Well, just don't make it."
Edit: "A rogue-like game. Well, just don't make it."
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Phil mad the game doesn't cater to him and doesn't shower him with GOOD JOB PAL. This is Ghost N Ghoulies salt where its a fuckin videogame and he sucks at it since he's been babied with casual bullshit for months.
Yeah had a giggle when he said that. He was told nothing by no one, and made up shit on the spot to back up his argument on why roguelites are bad gayme design.
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- 9 de Abr, 2020
Roughly $150 to finish. 3 streams straight without the tips goal being hit. Either we gotta wait until Friday for a payday or...the money dried up in only 2 weeks lol.
top tip $25 btw
top tip $25 btw
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So, you chose, at your own free will, to play a roguelike, saying that you might not like the game because it's a roguelike and you don't like this genre. You decided to play that anyway and then you want to drop the game because this is not for you.
Phil, you need a checkup on your brain.
Phil, you need a checkup on your brain.
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So you're telling me, that if I don't like a certain genre of games, that I SHOULDN'T spend 70$ and play it? Dood, how was I supposed to know! I knew I wasn't going to like it before I bought it, but then bought it anyway. NOT MY FAULT. That's the game designers' fault! Don't make games I don't like, it's so simple!
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Because it's a PS5 exclusive AAA title. Phil is a giant Sony dickrider (he was praising the graphics and use of haptic feedback on his launch day stream) and he needs to justify his PS5 purchase to himself cause it has no fucking games.
EDIT: Phil's recent begging when he doesn't hit the tips goal is feels like when a teacher scolds the whole class because they've been misbehaving and fucking around a lot.
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