🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[YMB]

Yo, Yovanna you're hot just like a sauna. You make me feel good inside.

Your smile's like Red Bull, you give me wiiiiiiings.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I still haven't listened to the whole thing, but "I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you" still has to be one of the stupidest lines I've ever heard

 

[StraightShooter2]

I still haven't listened to the whole thing, but "I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you" still has to be one of the stupidest lines I've ever heard

I still have no clue what that even means.

He could have written it as "for all the coloreds that flank you" and implied that she has a bunch of saggy-pants thugs that follow her around but she still chooses to go on a date with him, at least that would've made some sense, lol.

 

[Pip Squeak]

I've not got through the whole thing either, it physically hurts. It takes me back to the days of Stock, Aitken a d Waterman. Just banal, uninspired shit giving it the basic pop format.

There's so many lines that annoy me though, I've read the lyrics. "Your smile's like Red bull". Wtf does that even mean? Seriously, I have no clue what image of a smile I'm supposed to get from this. It's so fucking stupid it makes me cross.

Yovanna doesn't rhyme with sauna. Yovanna - Anna, Sauna - sorna, and they're different types of hot. "Shall I compare thee to a garden sauna?" How about no, cuz you get inside it naked and now I'm nauseous.

The sun both stops shining and Yovanna simultaneously outshines it. Choose one, dipshit.

Why is she shaking? Is women shaking in his presence such a common thing that he thinks it's the norm? Are Dominican girls so fat that they cause earthquakes?

I mean, it just goes on and fucking on. Beaches and enchiladas. Russ did the class on how similies can be useful in poetry but he's too thick to understand you compare beautiful to beautiful, not a fucking Mexican dish. It's so bad, I dont' think there's a decent line in there.

I love it as much as I hate it but it's too cringe even for me to get through the whole song in one play.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Why is she shaking? Is women shaking in his presence such a common thing that he thinks it's the norm?

Of course it's a common thing. There's not a woman alive who has been intimately close to Russell Greer and didn't shake. Except, the actual word for it is "shudder."

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Ah, so this time he's losing money to slots instead of sluts!

Same thing.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Dude looks like Gordon Freeman after a teleportation accident.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Call me a naive starry eyed dreamer, BUT I am hoping Yovanna gets tipped off about Russhole's past and does a pre-emptive CWC/voice actress style ban. A subsequent "unban me you bigots" CWC chimp-out would be delicious. I am sure thots/infuencers often have to ban creepers and looneys.

 

[Ghjkl63]

The song causes me physical pain with how bad it is

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

"You know how to reach me... *slurp*"

That was the creepiest part of the whole video.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Russ is being boring. It's a rainy bank holiday here and I need him to fill my day with a huge chimp out and threats to sue everyone who didn't buy his song. Come on, Pipsqueak, entertain me!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russ is being boring. It's a rainy bank holiday here and I need him to fill my day with a huge chimp out and threats to sue everyone who didn't buy his song. Come on, Pipsqueak, entertain me!

Unfortunately, you can't rush genius. Even during Chris-Chan's heyday, events were separated by at least a week or two. And unlike Chris, Russell doesn't have an army of trolls needling him to act. Give him time; he'll come around.

 

[CWCissey]

Russ is being boring. It's a rainy bank holiday here and I need him to fill my day with a huge chimp out and threats to sue everyone who didn't buy his song. Come on, Pipsqueak, entertain me!

Patience mate.

Russ takes his time but explodes spectacularly.

 

[break these cuffs]

Russ is being boring. It's a rainy bank holiday here and I need him to fill my day with a huge chimp out and threats to sue everyone who didn't buy his song. Come on, Pipsqueak, entertain me!

That's why it's important to follow a number of cows. Someone is always doing something retarded. Following a variety of cow types is helpful as well.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Russ is being boring. It's a rainy bank holiday here and I need him to fill my day with a huge chimp out and threats to sue everyone who didn't buy his song. Come on, Pipsqueak, entertain me!

He released his shit song just a week ago, it takes about 2 weeks to lose his shit when the woman he's after doesn't recognize his efforts/suck him his penis.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

A watched pot doesn't boil and neither does a watched narcissist. With Rusty, ignoring him seems to be the key to getting him to explode with content.

I also agree on following multiple cows as well as finding your own personal cows outside of the farms.

 

[Drowningman]

Only Russtard would come up with using old commercial catch phrases from 2008 and use ignorant lyrics like the colors that flank you. Total stupidity Rock star ratface then kills his video by making it a stalker 101 example.

 

[Pip Squeak]

That's why it's important to follow a number of cows. Someone is always doing something retarded. Following a variety of cow types is helpful as well.

Oh, I follow a few. Lucas Werner is MIA. The fit ginger freak is happy to be a beard and I’m traumatised by Staph’s porn.

He released his shit song just a week ago, it takes about 2 weeks to lose his shit when the woman he's after doesn't recognize his efforts/suck him his penis.

Yeah,I said I was giving it two weeks when he dropped his video. A week already?

One day, during a lull, I need to list all his fucked up phrases. It’ll be a long list.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

What's funny about Russell sperging on reddit is that he literally does not understand how to use it, going as far as to post on subreddits that have autistically high standards for posting, It's also remarkable that he thinks no one will notice his posting on /r/news as plugging his shit.
Reddit and Russell is a match made in heaven, a degenerate autistic looney posting on a degenerate autistic looney website.

 

[moocow]

But I always understood the gaudy carpets were to hide any chips that might have been dropped to prevent somebody from picking them up? It's basically an extra source of revenue for them.

I’ve read that casinos want your eyes at a natural level, right at the height to see all the machines and enticing flashing lights. A lot of people walk with their eyes downward out of habit. So the carpets are as off-putting to look at as possible and the ceilings are nothing special, forcing your eyeline into the exact middle height to be focused on the machines.

These are both true. The gaudy patterns are also a tad bit disorienting, too, which helps keep people wandering the casino instead of finding the exits.

Someone please send me a cool life changing DM when the casino talk is over and things are back on topic.

C'mon, live a little! Russ is idling/stewing at the moment so he's not being very entertaining, so why not sperg a little about the delightful environment he's voluntarily put himself into? It's fun to study one of the creatures that may ultimately devour him.