Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[White Pride Worldwide]

itt simps

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"Being nice to women is simping" goes really well with the other classics like, "why are females repulsed by me" and," why can't I get a girlfriend"

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I'm loving that this thread is thriving but bullying those 2 retards is getting old. To spice things up a bit I think it would be fun to try and find the funniest articles on the incel wiki and show them off here. I'll start.

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Whitemaxxing: https://incels.wiki/w/Whitemaxxing

Spoiler: Shortened since its so long

Whitemaxxing is any attempt by a non-white person to look more caucasian, for the purpose of increasing SMV. In fact, according to Blackpill white men are shown to have a greater success in dating. The adherents of JBW theory have suggested several looksmaxxing techniques to climb the racial hierarchy in the dating scene.

Milder forms​

• Wearing light color contact lenses
• Dying hair with a lighter color
• Taking one's dating profile picture in a brightly colored room, thereby perceptionally decreasing one's melanin.
• Wearing darker clothing, thereby increasing the contrast with one's skin color
• For subsaharan males, making sure one's hair length doesn't exceed 3 mm, thereby hiding the kinkiness of one's hair

Drastic forms​

• legally changing one's name to hide the immigrant background

For dark-skinned men​

• bleaching one's skin with hydroquinone
• avoiding the sunlight by staying inside until sunset for the entirety of the summer

For asian men​

• Undergoing double eyelid surgery to get rid of epicathic folds (in slang called slanty eyes)

For subsaharan men​

• Bleaching skin as mentioned above
• Getting a rhinoplasty to achieve a thin nose
• Getting a surgical lip size reduction

Famous Examples of Whitemaxxing​

Michael Jackson's transformation is the most notable example of Whitemaxxing: infact the King of Pop used hidroquinone for decades, until he ended up being as white as snow. Furthermore he tried to look more white by reducing his nose base and lip size.

Whitemaxxing and JBW theory​

References to whitemaxxing started out by JBWers and ethnicel proponents of the JBW theory. According to ethnicels, this theory essentially states that whites have an easier time in the dating scene (and as such might hint at blackpillness). Much of the back and forth disquisition between ethnicels in JBW platforms harangues on ethnicels competing with other hapless thirsties for brownie points on "who has it worse". This often hinges on the placement of right-facing guillemets, whereby it is presupposed that the concepts placed after each guillemet has a lesser significance for SMV than the once placed before it, thereby (presumably) making the concept on the left deserving of more pity. For example, an ethnicel who thinks JBW theory or racepill is more pivotal in the dating scene than other traits, would write "race > height > face > wealth". On the other hand, a shortcel hinged on heightpill might write "height > race > face > wealth". Note the ethnicel JBW theorist placed race first whereas the heightpill theorist placed height first.

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What got my sides in orbit with this one is the thought of brown incels bleaching their skin with hydroquinone and not leaving their house. Somehow this will help them get women. Amazing.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

This is even funnier

Trans-vestigiality hypothesis

incels.wiki

The trans-vestigiality hypothesis is similar to the homocel hypothesis and the incel transbian pipeline in that it suggests that a significant segment of the transgender population used to be incel. It suggests that inceldom may cause gender dysphoria in some people and by extension may lead a person to consider gender transitioning. Anecdotes from incels and studies on non-human animals suggest this may be due to a desire for the transitioning incel to avoid confrontation with stronger men (or disgusted women), to deincelize, steal mating opportunities, and/or simply an attempt to live life on tutorial mode (i.e. as a woman). The case studies depicted on the trannymaxxing page (see trannymaxxing) or other one's depicted below show that transitioning to female can aid in deincelization. However, some incel-turned-transgenders remain incel (or transcel) upon becoming transgender.[1]

Some incel Youtubers have referred to many cases of male to female transsexualism as "advanced inceldom". Female to male transsexualism, which occurs at a slightly lower rate than male to female transsexualism, is also often seen by people in the incelosphere as a voluntary incelizing process, and as such is highly amusing to incels.

That being said, pretending to be a female is unlikely a sexual strategy due to a very low prevalence rate of transgenderism of 0.001% (see the criticism section). A more likely and related sexual strategy is homosexuality (which overlaps with pretending to be a female) through enabling sneaky mate poaching, as evidenced by women reporting to find gay males more trustworthy than other males.[2]

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TRANNYMAXXING AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

tutorial mode (i.e. as a woman)

 

[Lawrence of Algeria]

I'm loving that this thread is thriving but bullying those 2 retards is getting old. To spice things up a bit I think it would be fun to try and find the funniest articles on the incel wiki and show them off here. I'll start.

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Whitemaxxing: https://incels.wiki/w/Whitemaxxing

Spoiler: Shortened since its so long

Whitemaxxing is any attempt by a non-white person to look more caucasian, for the purpose of increasing SMV. In fact, according to Blackpill white men are shown to have a greater success in dating. The adherents of JBW theory have suggested several looksmaxxing techniques to climb the racial hierarchy in the dating scene.

Milder forms​

• Wearing light color contact lenses
• Dying hair with a lighter color
• Taking one's dating profile picture in a brightly colored room, thereby perceptionally decreasing one's melanin.
• Wearing darker clothing, thereby increasing the contrast with one's skin color
• For subsaharan males, making sure one's hair length doesn't exceed 3 mm, thereby hiding the kinkiness of one's hair

Drastic forms​

• legally changing one's name to hide the immigrant background

For dark-skinned men​

• bleaching one's skin with hydroquinone
• avoiding the sunlight by staying inside until sunset for the entirety of the summer

For asian men​

• Undergoing double eyelid surgery to get rid of epicathic folds (in slang called slanty eyes)

For subsaharan men​

• Bleaching skin as mentioned above
• Getting a rhinoplasty to achieve a thin nose
• Getting a surgical lip size reduction

Famous Examples of Whitemaxxing​

Michael Jackson's transformation is the most notable example of Whitemaxxing: infact the King of Pop used hidroquinone for decades, until he ended up being as white as snow. Furthermore he tried to look more white by reducing his nose base and lip size.

Whitemaxxing and JBW theory​

References to whitemaxxing started out by JBWers and ethnicel proponents of the JBW theory. According to ethnicels, this theory essentially states that whites have an easier time in the dating scene (and as such might hint at blackpillness). Much of the back and forth disquisition between ethnicels in JBW platforms harangues on ethnicels competing with other hapless thirsties for brownie points on "who has it worse". This often hinges on the placement of right-facing guillemets, whereby it is presupposed that the concepts placed after each guillemet has a lesser significance for SMV than the once placed before it, thereby (presumably) making the concept on the left deserving of more pity. For example, an ethnicel who thinks JBW theory or racepill is more pivotal in the dating scene than other traits, would write "race > height > face > wealth". On the other hand, a shortcel hinged on heightpill might write "height > race > face > wealth". Note the ethnicel JBW theorist placed race first whereas the heightpill theorist placed height first.

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What got my sides in orbit with this one is the thought of brown incels bleaching their skin with hydroquinone and not leaving their house. Somehow this will help them get women. Amazing.

Good idea. That shit is surreal.
https://incels.wiki/w/Leggings

Leggings, including yoga pants, are an instrument of torture by which femoids torment incels with the sight of their shapely buttocks, hips, and labia, and/or the outline of their panties, which are often clearly visible through the tight, sheer material. One man in particular, the Tallahassee 'Hot Yoga' shooter, Scott Paul Beierle, was ultimately unable to cope with the sight of foids in these outfits, and went ER. Crustaciouse also launched a campaign in which he started several Incels.co threads decrying the practice of wearing these garments.

The sight of a girl in leggings has been described as enraging and distracting gropefuel, and compared to what it is like to "stare like an african child would stare at a steak." However, some find it empowering to stare at them since their intention is for only Chad to look.

Numerous accounts exist of men, especially those who are gymceling whilst adhering to the NoFap protocol, spontaneously ejaculating at the site of a girl wearing leggings.

Gropefuel? Also cooming just after looking at something, both pathetic and hilarious.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

how I treat waman

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

What a gem. https://incels.wiki/w/Misogyny

Misogyny, also spelled muh sojiny or muh soggy knee, is defined as prejudice or aversion to women. However, in today’s cucked society where women are put on pedestals and worshipped as goddesses, anyone who steps out of line is considered a misogynist.

The only people who sexually desire women, whilst also hating them are those with a hatefucking fetish. So if you charge a thirsty or womanizing male with misogyny, you're basically saying "you're a hatefucker".

I think they're trying to say that being ugly will get you accused of "misogyny." But lol at how their definition of misogyny revolves around how everything affects the incels, and not any actual examples of misogyny against women. Like acid attacks, or rape threats? No. Misogyny is when man feels emasculated. Whoever wrote this should just troon out already,

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Numerous accounts exist of men, especially those who are gymceling whilst adhering to the NoFap protocol, spontaneously ejaculating at the site of a girl wearing leggings.

Also cooming just after looking at something, both pathetic and hilarious.

That's evolution, baby! By spontaneously ejaculating, there's a chance that some of it ends up on the floor. Then there's a chance (however remote) that some woman will slip and fall and some of the semen will end up inside her, and then there's a chance (very remote) that the manlet's sperm will be strong enough to actually penetrate an egg and she'll get pregnant with his spawn.

"Are there even enough zeros in reality to describe how small the probability of that happening is?" Excellent question. But it's still infinitely more likely than any of these fools ever touching a woman and passing on their genes the usual way, so evolution has to work with the cards that it's given.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

What a gem. https://incels.wiki/w/Misogyny

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I think they're trying to say that being ugly will get you accused of "misogyny." But lol at how their definition of misogyny revolves around how everything affects the incels, and not any actual examples of misogyny against women. Like acid attacks, or rape threats? No. Misogyny is when man feels emasculated. Whoever wrote this should just troon out already,

didn't read a single word lol.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

>tfw you're this mad at kiwifarms

didn't read a single word lol.

Alone on Saturday night, again, huh?

EDIT: , just

 

[AnOminous]

Michael Jackson's transformation is the most notable example of Whitemaxxing: infact the King of Pop used hidroquinone for decades, until he ended up being as white as snow. Furthermore he tried to look more white by reducing his nose base and lip size.

He looked like a fucking ghoul.

 

[JaneThough]

Incels should be banned from owning guns.

Hear me out: why should these subhuman mongoloids be trusted with a gun when they can’t even get laid once? Guns should be for women and Chads only. It makes it easier to cull the incel herd when it becomes too large and smelly. There could be regular celebrated incel hunts to bring communities together.

But what about the 2nd amendment, you say. I don’t believe the constitution applies to incels, as they are self described subhumans. All men may be created equal, but incels aren’t men and therefor not protected by the constitution.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Leggings, including yoga pants, are an instrument of torture

I spat out my water reading this.

He looked like a fucking ghoul.
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Wdym this is obviously what a chad looks like. Look at that perfect jawline.

 

[Pina Colada]

Popular femoid hobbies include twerking, fakeup as well as feminism, the process by which women seize the means of reproduction to liberate themselves from ugly beta providers. Another popular femoid hobby is encouraging vicious male competition and toxic masculinity through their mere sexual desires.

Lordosis

Yoga and gymnastics​

Yoga seems to be full of postures, such as the Downward Dog Pose, that present the female lordosis posture and the crotch region. Human females appear to have a natural proclivity to present themselves in this manner.

Pussy cartel

The pussy cartel refers to women's artifically inflating the value of sex via price-fixing. It is relatively easy for women to artificially inflate the value of sex when they desire initiating sex less than men. Women refer to men desiring initiating sex more than women as male thirst and use the term negatively.

Sex is worth maybe $5 of women's time and effort. But women know men will go insane without sex, so they collectively deny it to men. They force most men to invest hundreds if not thousands of hours into resource security, job security, free drinks, free transportation, free housing etc just for the possibility that they will get sex.

The value of sex would go down. Men are less severely incel in societies where prostitutes are legal, so prostitutes charge less. Low quality escorts cost hundreds of dollars in countries like the US where prostitution is illegal. This is an outrageous price for something that costs the woman nothing and requires no skill. In countries like Germany where prostitution is legal, prices are much lower.

Twerking

Twerking (/ˈtwɜːrkɪŋ/) is foid's favorite type of dance which involves rhythmically moving the buttocks horizontally or vertically so as to produce jiggle physics.

Homocel hypothesis

The homocel hypothesis is a model of male homosexuality that suggests that inceldom coupled with the blackpill (social exclusion, sexual frustration and hopelessness) eventually causes gayness. A similar model about "peripheralized" men (incels) making themselves into the female to get some crumbs from higher status men[1] has been proposed by clinical psychologist Frank Muscarella in 2001 (alliance formation theory).[2]

Another related model is the trans-vestigiality hypothesis which states that incels turn gay and feminine to evade aggression from larger males, and then steal their mating opportunities as "sneaker males".

 

[Just Dont]

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Lordosis

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Pussy cartel



Twerking


Homocel hypothesis

Incels are truly magnificent creatures.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Homocel hypothesis

They go without sex for so long, they give up and start fucking each other

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"Females existing is literally torture because they won't fuck me, they are clearly evil and out to get me"

Can't decide if this is mostly schizophrenic or mostly just super fucking retarded.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

"Females existing is literally torture because they won't fuck me, they are clearly evil and out to get me"

Can't decide if this is mostly schizophrenic or mostly just super fucking retarded.

There's no solid reason it can't be both. As we've seen ITT, they're quite capable of being mentally ill and dumb as a rock.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Pussy cartel

I swear this could be a cumtown bit. How do they write this unironically?

They go without sex for so long, they give up and start fucking each other

Imagine being so desperate you resort to shit criminals in prison.

"Females existing is literally torture because they won't fuck me, they are clearly evil and out to get me"

Can't decide if this is mostly schizophrenic or mostly just super fucking retarded.

With some of them I'm definitely err on the side of schizophrenia, at least the guys writing these articles. Try and read this sentence and tell me someone sane wrote it:

"Much of the back and forth disquisition between ethnicels in JBW platforms harangues on ethnicels competing with other hapless thirsties for brownie points on "who has it worse". This often hinges on the placement of right-facing guillemets, whereby it is presupposed that the concepts placed after each guillemet has a lesser significance for SMV than the once placed before it, thereby (presumably) making the concept on the left deserving of more pity."

 

[AnOminous]

This is an outrageous price for something that costs the woman nothing and requires no skill.

Anyone who has ever had a really bad, toothy blowjob knows this is bullshit.