💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Florence]

Note how he never explains what the red button is, just in case the fans start asking questions about why he's wearing a button designed for autistics.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Wait... what.

What.

Sorry, it's just when I think Emmerich, I think movies like '98 Godzilla, Independence Day, The Day after Tomorrow, and 2012. He's more remembered for these types of spectacle films, where a lot of shit blows up and a very basic and bland set of characters that often deal with family issues. What the hell.

With that in mind, go sperg at him Dobbo: keep it up and he might actually put you in the movie and mock you like he did in Godzilla to Siskell and Ebert.

What Nookie Bear means is: The Emmerich kaboom movies usually have some very vague wishy-washy sort-of-left-wing message in them, such as: "We really need to protect the climate mkayyy" or "Black people can be geeks too" or "The Pentagon can be a shady bunch".

"very vague wishy-washy sort-of-left-wing"... doesn't this sound like someone we know??

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Was there a description of the comics posted on the Pateron? He has author notes sometimes where he rambles on about crap.

 

[Positron]

And who on earth will talk to him in the unlikely event he goes to a con anyway. Unless he sets up a booth, he is indistinguishable from any fat, smelly neckbeards that you bump into every 5 seconds. Well, except maybe a bit older and a lot balder.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

What Nookie Bear means is: The Emmerich kaboom movies usually have some very vague wishy-washy sort-of-left-wing message in them, such as: "We really need to protect the climate mkayyy" or "Black people can be geeks too" or "The Pentagon can be a shady bunch".

"very vague wishy-washy sort-of-left-wing"... doesn't this sound like someone we know??

Considering that he just parrots SJW-stuff without adding a single thought of his own, it shouldn't be a surprise that he thinks that political messages in Roland Emmerich movies are challenging....

 

[SpessCaptain]

What if the red button means "Talk about about fetishes"

 

[JU 199]

What if the red button means "Talk about about fetishes"

(More fake tweets guys)

 

[PacSol]

Holy fuck does this moron literally have nothing better to do?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Holy fuck does this moron literally have nothing better to do?

He probably ragequit after losing another Splatoon game because he tried to flatten the enemy team by charging at them head on, guns be damned.

He could work on Alex ze Pir-

 

[chimpburgers]

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(More fake tweets guys)

Please make more of these. I like this Dobson better. He's actually funny now.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I literally just responded to Dobson shopped Tweets as actual Tweets.

I think I follow this guy too much...

 

[Null]

someone draw goth wu and bear dobson fucking

 

[JU 199]

Please make more of these. I like this Dobson better. He's actually funny now.

 

[MayMay]

Please make more of these. I like this Dobson better. He's actually funny now.

It's like he got a sense of irony.

If anything, it'd be worth paying for if he changed the focus on what he did to "dumb shit I did/was like in a self-satirizing manner"

 

[Ravana]

This is a pretty compelling argument for a Liquid Dob-san situation

 

[MayMay]

Liquid Dobson stealing all the patreonbucks?

Dobby's probably try to get the FBI involved while claiming it's Gamergate that's behind it.

 

[JU 199]

"The real Dobson can make funny comics and patreon bux. Fake Dobson can make neither!"

"The choice is obvious!"

 

[JU 199]

Dobson also has a small gaggle of whiteknights that live on his facebook page

 

[Positron]

"Hard working and talented artist", he wrote that himself right?
And since when is Anita Earrings a trans personality?

 

[SpessCaptain]

someone draw goth wu and bear dobson fucking

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