💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Somebody should make a mod that:
  • Turns all bears blue
  • Gives them fedoras
  • Subtitles their roaring as demands for Patreons and asspats
and then find a way to give it to Dobson.
Animal pal mod
With this mod, animals will be able to talk and interact with people in a friendly fashion. They don't live in cities so be sure to search for them on the wild and enjoy their new personalities!.

With a description like that, Dobs could probably fall for it, if only we could see his face when he encounters himself in game.

Edit:
Guess who is sucking at videogames:
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He whines about losing "as usual", for some reason the thought of "maybe I'm not good at this" doesn't cross his mind for a second.


Here, let me powerlevel for a second and let me put things into perspective so people who haven't played Splatoon can understand how it goes:
Splatfest is a 4 v 4 match, the people are chose at random, so you can be playing with and against any person with any level. Which means you can be teamed up with "newbies" (levels 1-6), average players (7-13) or players who have been playing a lot (14+).
I've been playing for some time now and let me tell you, I had a team of people with levels 5, 7 and 10 (I'm level 29 because I'm good at these type of games, not because I play THAT much), and we were going against a team of levels 23, 24 and 25. We were obviously on disadvantage since my team members hardly knew the maps and how to do stuff, so instead of going full commando and try to play it alone, I always stayed near them and help them every chance I could. That not only give them the trust to keep playing and have fun, but we also managed to win every single match even if the other team was a buch of people of high levels... so why is Dobs "team" losing so much?, just a guess but I'm sure Dobs just go alone, hide in a corner and stay there until the end of the match, because that's the only reason I could see as to why someone with the level of Dobs is on a losing streak so often.
Splatoon is a team effort game, try to play it alone and you'll always lose.
 
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No, blue ball bear, that is what makes the "LGBT erasure" completely fucking nonexistent.

Dob I'm sure doesn't know what he's talking about, but people I respect who have seen the movie say it's all about white gay dudes, not the black and Hispanic drag queens, trans women, and lesbians who were the leaders of the riot and the majority of the Stonewall Inn's clientele at the time.

If that's accurate (I haven't seen it), the interesting question is whether that was a marketing-driven decision or Emmerich wanting to make a movie about characters who were the most relatable to him personally?

In any case, straight white dude Dobberino should probably just keep quiet on the topic and let grownups talk.
 
"If you lose every match, with random pairups, the only things constant are you and the game."

Dobbles just sucks
Thing is, Dobson doesn't just lose every match, he's not even chosen to be on any team.

Fuck, I wouldn't even call him the one that just warms the bench- even others not chosen would shun him and his shitty ways.
 
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Yeah, Dobson... political correctness is totally ALL about "helping people". Just ask people who have had their reputations and careers ruined by political correctness- #shirtgate, #donglegate, Plebcomics, so on and so forth.
 
He doesn't grasp the concept of teamwork because he refuses to accept fault.
I'm just imagining Dobson playing Left 4 Dead. The Special Infected just love people who bull rush. Back on topic, no wonder Dobson keeps losing, he avoids other players as many have mentioned, and goes lone wolf (which gets him picked off very easily). I've played a few rounds against Lesbian Kick himself. He's an easy target.
 
Animal pal mod
With this mod, animals will be able to talk and interact with people in a friendly fashion. They don't live in cities so be sure to search for them on the wild and enjoy their new personalities!.

With a description like that, Dobs could probably fall for it, if only we could see his face when he encounters himself in game.

Edit:
Guess who is sucking at videogames:
9sdlnPd.jpg


He whines about losing "as usual", for some reason the thought of "maybe I'm not good at this" doesn't cross his mind for a second.


Here, let me powerlevel for a second and let me put things into perspective so people who haven't played Splatoon can understand how it goes:
Splatfest is a 4 v 4 match, the people are chose at random, so you can be playing with and against any person with any level. Which means you can be teamed up with "newbies" (levels 1-6), average players (7-13) or players who have been playing a lot (14+).
I've been playing for some time now and let me tell you, I had a team of people with levels 5, 7 and 10 (I'm level 29 because I'm good at these type of games, not because I play THAT much), and we were going against a team of levels 23, 24 and 25. We were obviously on disadvantage since my team members hardly knew the maps and how to do stuff, so instead of going full commando and try to play it alone, I always stayed near them and help them every chance I could. That not only give them the trust to keep playing and have fun, but we also managed to win every single match even if the other team was a buch of people of high levels... so why is Dobs "team" losing so much?, just a guess but I'm sure Dobs just go alone, hide in a corner and stay there until the end of the match, because that's the only reason I could see as to why someone with the level of Dobs is on a losing streak so often.
Splatoon is a team effort game, try to play it alone and you'll always lose.
This is pathetic.
 
I wish Splatoon was cross platform, so that I could get it on the PC and find Fedobear just to spray him with water... I mean ink. If he really had PTSD against spraying fluids, I doubt he could play Splatoon. The faking moron.

I usually don't participate in trolling, but his smugness is unbearable.
 
It doesn't take even Logging to get blocked. Or constructive anything.

Good riddance.
 
He's such a completely oblivious autist. Nobody is jealous of his talent, they're just disgusted that he flushed it down the toilet, and find him a laughable joke. Who could be jealous of someone who makes less money with his "art" than you could make in a month collecting discarded aluminum cans?
 
Animal pal mod
With this mod, animals will be able to talk and interact with people in a friendly fashion. They don't live in cities so be sure to search for them on the wild and enjoy their new personalities!.

With a description like that, Dobs could probably fall for it, if only we could see his face when he encounters himself in game.

Edit:
Guess who is sucking at videogames:
9sdlnPd.jpg


He whines about losing "as usual", for some reason the thought of "maybe I'm not good at this" doesn't cross his mind for a second.


Here, let me powerlevel for a second and let me put things into perspective so people who haven't played Splatoon can understand how it goes:
Splatfest is a 4 v 4 match, the people are chose at random, so you can be playing with and against any person with any level. Which means you can be teamed up with "newbies" (levels 1-6), average players (7-13) or players who have been playing a lot (14+).
I've been playing for some time now and let me tell you, I had a team of people with levels 5, 7 and 10 (I'm level 29 because I'm good at these type of games, not because I play THAT much), and we were going against a team of levels 23, 24 and 25. We were obviously on disadvantage since my team members hardly knew the maps and how to do stuff, so instead of going full commando and try to play it alone, I always stayed near them and help them every chance I could. That not only give them the trust to keep playing and have fun, but we also managed to win every single match even if the other team was a buch of people of high levels... so why is Dobs "team" losing so much?, just a guess but I'm sure Dobs just go alone, hide in a corner and stay there until the end of the match, because that's the only reason I could see as to why someone with the level of Dobs is on a losing streak so often.
Splatoon is a team effort game, try to play it alone and you'll always lose.
This is kind of sad, Dobson can't even play a video game without blaming others for his lack of success. He seems not to be capable to find any kind of joy in his life, not even in his chosen method of escapism.
 
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Better send them some shit self-help jpegs. I'm sure they'll appreciate his deep capacity for 'empathy'.
Oh, Dobson! This is exactly the way how to tell your 'friends' that you support them: Write a vague massage to no one in particular that "It's gonna be ok!". Don't approach them personally, ask if they are okay, if you can do something for them or if they want to talk. Don't come up with the idea of drawing a stupid cartoon for them to cheer them up. Just keep tweeting hollow phrases, that show that you don't really care and only want to call attention to your own problems.
 
Dont worry, this is!
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He better send them some shit self-help jpegs. I'm sure they'll appreciate his deep capacity for 'empathy'.
At least he knew not to tell anyone to calm thine tits.

Guess he can learn SOMETHING if you yell at him loud enough.
 
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