What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Solid Snek]

Call me a fucking spasticoid but i love eating raw oats for breakfast

Why would anyone call you a spasticoid? Raw oats are normal food for ponies.

 

[TLEN]

Tell me a neurotypical person invented this.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Call me a fucking spasticoid but i love eating raw oats for breakfast

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[Alex Hogendorp]

Anything from McDonald's, KFC or Burger King.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

As an autist, I would have to go with Goldfish Flavor Blasted, specifically, the extra cheddar ones.

 

[Nagibatel]

Kraft Macaroni n' Cheese

 

[Madre Muerte]

Something very easy to procure, sweet, and cheap.

 

[L50LasPak]

Frozen food in general. I can be a pretty unhealthy eater sometimes, fried food and the like, lots of red meat, and when I was younger sometimes I'd just skip meals in favor of snacks, but invariably every time I make a meal out of any kind of frozen prepackaged food I'm just like, fucking crippled by it. Its no mystery to me that people who live on that stuff never leave the house or do anything useful with their lives. People who actually enjoy the taste of it have to be aliens.

 

[Elim Garak]

Deep fried butter, deep fried Kool-aid, and, whole chicken in a can

 

[NyQuilninja]

Deep fried butter, deep fried Kool-aid, and, whole chicken in a canVer archivo adjunto 2108104

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Deep fried butter, deep fried Kool-aid, and, whole chicken in a canVer archivo adjunto 2108104

Burgers stop deep frying things you're scaring me
Semi-related

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

 

[MarvelousMess]

Chicken nuggets for sure!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Burgers stop deep frying things you're scaring me
Semi-related

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

No

 

[Elim Garak]

Burgers stop deep frying things you're scaring me
Semi-related

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Nah, the Scotts are the true champions of deep frying. They invented both fried chicken and deep fried pizza.

 

[CWCissey]

Nah, the Scotts are the true champions of deep frying. They invented both fried chicken and deep fried pizza.

I'll bet they've deep fried Buckfast at some point.

 

[Elim Garak]

I'll bet they've deep fried Buckfast at some point.

They’ll deep fry anything

 

[CWCissey]

They’ll deep fry anything

Pretty sure 'Deep Fried Batter' is a thing too.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, the Scotts are the true champions of deep frying. They invented both fried chicken and deep fried pizza.

Deep fried Mars Bars are theirs too. You can blame Texas for deep fried butter, though.

 

[Elim Garak]

Deep fried Mars Bars are theirs too. You can blame Texas for deep fried butter, though.

Of course Texas invented deep fried butter. I should have known.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Pretty sure 'Deep Fried Batter' is a thing too.

Funnel cakes