💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Male Idiot dijo:
Edit: Late.

Dobbo is really a hero in Skyrim.... oh heh no.

I bet he turned Cicero in because even that npc is funnier than him.
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I read the first few words about Dobby meeting someone and thought to myself "That's nice Dobby leaves his house now and again!" but then the rest of it loaded and it was just him playing Skyrim.
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
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Crystal seems like a perfectly reasonable wish fulfillment compared to Dobbys in game daughter.
 
Guess he doesn't know who ADF is. Dobson is a privileged shitlord who thinks beautiful feminine tranlatinx's are invisible.
 
Von Clausewitz dijo:
Dobson strikes again!
[MEDIA=twitter]628949556625960962[/MEDIA]The Great Artist, Kim Dob Un, not only delivers justice even outside the real world, but is also working hard on his already perfect artistic skills, by creating one masterpiece after another! However, evil trolls make baseless accusations, that the Great Kim Dob Un is not working at all and tries to use his Skyrim-Screenshots for shameless troll baiting.
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At this point it is impossible for me not to consider the possibility of autism as a legitimate explanation as to why Dobson acts the way he does because any human being with a semblance of a functioning, rational psyche would have learned from his mistakes.

Any other normal human being would have learned by now how to act rationally to criticism by listening to it so as to improve and any other rational human being would have learned to deal with trolls by ignoring and not reacting to it, but most importantly by not painting a target on his back. But Dobson is not normal, he can't be!

Talking about how much he is being harassed and how his art is suffering because of it and here we go again bragging about his "10FPS Skyrim Adventures in Procrastrination" for the Nth time! This has autism written all over it, I cannot reconcile the idea of Dobson having a normal though process, I refuse to accept it!
 
DOBSON: Now, little Andrea. You have done well to learn of the dangers of the world that you can just bypass with mods but there is one other terrible monster you need to know of... The troll.

ANDREA: You mean like those frost trolls? They all sound so scary but it'll be okay if I use fire, won't it?

DOBSON: No, my young lesbian Skyrim daughter, I speak of... the Patreon Troll. The foulest blight known to Tamriel, they pretend to pledge a dollar so they can steal my art and spread it around even though I'm telling people to spread them around and even dare to point out the complete contradiction of treating Patreon like a paywall when I said I wanted to keep my stuff free for everyone...

ANDREA: Wow, that sounds stupid...

Five minutes later Andrea was found roasting over a fire in the local inn.
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
I read the first few words about Dobby meeting someone and thought to myself "That's nice Dobby leaves his house now and again!" but then the rest of it loaded and it was just him playing Skyrim.

Crystal seems like a perfectly reasonable wish fulfillment compared to Dobbys in game daughter.
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Pickle Inspector dijo:
I read the first few words about Dobby meeting someone and thought to myself "That's nice Dobby leaves his house now and again!" but then the rest of it loaded and it was just him playing Skyrim.

Crystal seems like a perfectly reasonable wish fulfillment compared to Dobbys in game daughter.
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Atleast Chris wanted an actual real life biological daughter.
As exceptional as the idea is at the very least Chris has the basic human drive to settle down, raise a family and leave a genetic legacy.
Dobbie is content to play pretend lesbian family in a world of almost unlimited adventure where he still manages to be a boring fuck.
 
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