The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[White Devil]

That's quite normal. Alpaca has a lot of great qualities but a lot of bad ones.

Alpaca has very bad problems with felting, and can be a bitch to dye. They offer 100% alpaca too, but you need to be able to take care of it and that's something that most people aren't willing to do.

High quality alpaca will need to be woven and "shaved", as otherwise it will become large rough clumps. You can pick out those clumps but it becomes lightweight and very fragile feeling, as those clumps pulled out and broke longer fibers.

My preferred alpaca blend is about 60% alpaca 40% silk and runs for about 50 bucks a hank properly dyed. Dyes are usually specialized, tend to be base dyes, and run very "heavy", meaning it needs a large amount than you would normally think, as the fibers themselves tend to be a light brown on average.

So mixing the wool with the alpaca gives them an approximation of alpaca without being a giant pain in the ass. It also allows you to dye it with most commercial dyes, without worrying about anything.

Christ did I just type that? No wonder my whole family thinks I'm gay.

It's ok, we all think you're gay too.

 

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You learn something new every day in this thread, whether you want to or not.

 

[Monolith]

They're not processing it there, they're driving it half way across the country to be processed by someone else. Other yarn-people have looked at it before, if you look back through this / Kevin Gibes's thread. Previous criticisms off the top of my head: reviews on Etsy saying it had bits of straw and dirt in it, unbelievably shitty dye job on the ones they've dyed (which does seem to be done by themselves), no information about knitting tension, the actual tension of the yarn itself is inconsistent (not just slubbing, some bits spun really tight and others really loose), high purchase price compared to comparable/better-quality looking yarn on Etsy.

Would still be interested in an irl review, though, as it's hard to gauge quality from photos/reviews - I was thinking of doing the same thing. I've only hesitated because we think they read the thread, and I'm concerned they could link any purchase I made with a review post on here, given they don't seem to sell very much of the stuff lmao.

Make a new Amazon account and use ezzocard to pay; there are big fees, but it's anonymous.

 

[AnOminous]

But if what you say is true, who the fuck let a convicted child sex trafficker out of prison in such a short time?

He actually was out of prison for a few months, and almost immediately committed more crimes and got sent back.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
YOB: 1990
RACE: WHITE
GENDER: MALE
HEIGHT: 5'09''
WEIGHT: 197
EYE COLOR: BROWN
HAIR COLOR: BROWN
SCARS, MARKS, TATTOOS


INCARCERATION DETAILS
MAJOR OFFENSE: ATMPT ARMED ROBBERY
MOST RECENT INSTITUTION: CENTRAL STATE PRISON
MAX POSSIBLE RELEASE DATE: 03/02/2025


ACTUAL RELEASE DATE: CURRENTLY SERVING
CURRENT STATUS: ACTIVE
KNOWN ALIASES
A.K.A. LYNCH,CHRISTINA ALICIA
A.K.A. LYNCH,CHRISTOPHER A
A.K.A. LYNCH,CHRISTOPHER ANDREW
A.K.A. LYNCH,TASHA
A.K.A. ROMANOVICH,PASHA
STATE OF GEORGIA - CURRENT SENTENCES
CASE NO: 753286
OFFENSE: PIMPING A MINOR UNDER 18
CONVICTION COUNTY: DOUGLAS COUNTY
CRIME COMMIT DATE: 08/13/2010
SENTENCE LENGTH: 20 YEARS, 0 MONTHS, 0 DAYS
CASE NO: 753286
OFFENSE: PANDERING BY COMPULSION
CONVICTION COUNTY: DOUGLAS COUNTY
CRIME COMMIT DATE: 08/13/2010
SENTENCE LENGTH: 10 YEARS, 0 MONTHS, 0 DAYS
CASE NO: 753286
OFFENSE: SEX EXPLOITATION CHILD
CONVICTION COUNTY: DOUGLAS COUNTY
CRIME COMMIT DATE: 08/13/2010
SENTENCE LENGTH: 10 YEARS, 0 MONTHS, 0 DAYS
CASE NO: 753286
OFFENSE: SEX EXPLOITATION CHILD
CONVICTION COUNTY: DOUGLAS COUNTY
CRIME COMMIT DATE: 08/13/2010
SENTENCE LENGTH: 10 YEARS, 0 MONTHS, 0 DAYS
CASE NO: 753286
OFFENSE: ATMPT ARMED ROBBERY
CONVICTION COUNTY: DEKALB COUNTY
CRIME COMMIT DATE: 11/04/2009
SENTENCE LENGTH: 10 YEARS, 0 MONTHS, 0 DAYS
STATE OF GEORGIA - PRIOR SENTENCES
STATE OF GEORGIA - INCARCERATION HISTORY
INCARCERATION BEGIN: 09/18/2018
INCARCERATION END: ACTIVE
INCARCERATION BEGIN: 05/14/2012
INCARCERATION END: 03/27/2018

Note the very bottom. He was let out on 3/27/2018. He was back in prison less than six months later. That is how much of a fuckup recidivist criminal piece of shit this guy is, and the troon ranch wants criminal pieces of shit like this and raises money for them.

Also he is definitely in prison. I'm not sure how the fuck anyone is doubting that. The prison website itself states very clearly he is in Central State Prison, as prisoner number 1000768589.

 

[Miss Misery]

He actually was out of prison for a few months, and almost immediately committed more crimes and got sent back.

Note the very bottom. He was let out on 3/27/2018. He was back in prison less than six months later. That is how much of a fuckup recidivist criminal piece of shit this guy is, and the troon ranch wants criminal pieces of shit like this and raises money for them.

Also he is definitely in prison. I'm not sure how the fuck anyone is doubting that. The prison website itself states very clearly he is in Central State Prison, as prisoner number 1000768589.

http://www.dcor.state.ga.us/Facilities/central-state-prison

He is almost certainly in ad seg.

 

[AnOminous]

He is almost certainly in ad seg.

I would agree with that from the simple fact that he is alive. This is the kind of scumbag you shiv with a sharpened toothbrush on your first day to get into the Aryan Brotherhood.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Make a new Amazon account and use ezzocard to pay; there are big fees, but it's anonymous.

Informative, however, counterpoints:

• I'm too broke for fees on top of their overpriced shitwool
• I'm lazy
• They might still have an approximation of my location from whatever P.O. box / intermediary I sent it to

 

[AnOminous]

A couple more pictures of this fuckwad, just from a GIS of his prisoner number.

Imagine looking that fucking smug while being locked up as a chomo. I guess he realized he had his troon ticket. These absolute fucking garbage people.

 

[pixel_lion]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a denial of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

Excuse my ignorance, but how are they posting on Twitter? Do inmates have access to social media now?

 

[AnOminous]

Excuse my ignorance, but how are they posting on Twitter? Do inmates have access to social media now?

Not legally, no. That's why we have reported him to the prison authorities for possessing a contraband cell phone on the official rat-out form.

 

[SIGSEGV]

A couple more pictures of this fuckwad, just from a GIS of his prisoner number.
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Imagine looking that fucking smug while being locked up as a chomo. I guess he realized he had his troon ticket. These absolute fucking garbage people.

>20 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
How the fuck is the max possible release date in 2025 if his current sentences add up to 60 years?

 

[AnOminous]

>20 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
How the fuck is the max possible release date in 2025 if his current sentences add up to 60 years?

The sentences are concurrent rather than consecutive.

 

[Gone Ham]

The sentences are concurrent rather than consecutive.

Fuck concurrent sentences for this shit. This nigger should spend the rest of his pathetic life in gen.

Also he's back to posting on twitter... retweeting the shittiest takes imaginable

 

[SIGSEGV]

The sentences are concurrent rather than consecutive.

Then shouldn't he be getting out in 2030? I know that it's possible to serve a portion of your sentence outside of prison, but when you're in jail for pimping a minor then you shouldn't be entitled to that option.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

>20 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
>10 years
How the fuck is the max possible release date in 2025 if his current sentences add up to 60 years?

That's the American criminal justice system for you

 

[Gone Ham]

Nigger likes Snickers. I wonder if his sex slave that was forced to take drugs was too
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(Also I like to imagine that he had to get that smuggled in through someone's anus)

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fuck concurrent sentences for this shit. This nigger should spend the rest of his pathetic life in gen.

On the taxpayer's dime? Just execute the piece of shit.

Also he's back to posting on twitter... retweeting the shittiest takes imaginable
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So did they not bother to search his cell, or did the fucker already get a replacement?

 

[AnOminous]

Then shouldn't he be getting out in 2030? I know that it's possible to serve a portion of your sentence outside of prison, but when you're in jail for pimping a minor then you shouldn't be entitled to that option.

That would be the case if we lived on a sane world instead of

 

[Gone Ham]

So did they not bother to search his cell, or did the fucker already get a replacement?

Likely the second option, because it's all too common for phones to be smuggled in.

Penny shows off expensive and useless crap to the Twitter with his very feminine voice (Archive)

Also what sensors is he talking about? Does he have a pacemaker or some weird body mod? Cause he says it's "inside" him.

 

[White Devil]

Penny shows off expensive and useless crap to the Twitter with his very feminine voice (Archive)

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Also what sensors is he talking about? Does he have a pacemaker or some weird body mod? Cause he says it's "inside" him.
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He literally just wanted to show off the LCARS screen. And where they put the cameras. Dumbass.