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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votos: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votos: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votos: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votos: 685 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votos: 717 31.1%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votos: 267 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votos: 206 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votos: 1,152 49.9%

  • Kindness

    Votos: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votos: 314 13.6%
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AnOminous dijo:
They literally killed everything. How the fuck do you kill sagebrush and desert grasses? Fuck this is shit people sometimes want to kill and can't. Troons are literally fucking toxic. I can't wait for that shit to dry out into dust and then these idiots inhaling it whenever they go outside on a windy day. Utter, absolute morons.
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It takes DECADES for sagebrush steppe to recover and for the sagebrush to restablish itself in an area that's been overgrazed or burned. I've seen steppe that's been burned to ashes from wildfire that looks less desolate than their completely RUINED land.

They're actively fucking up the ecosystem in that area for a LARP.

https://www.fs.fed.us/pnw/pubs/journals/pnw_2014_davies001.pdf

Also here's the newer version of dumbfuck's new gun: https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa...ob-pistol-with-mbus-sight-set-5165447970.html
 
Comandante Marcos dijo:
And the Leaf is a joke, you literally have to plug it in ANY FUCKING TIME you park it or else the battery discharges. People have had to plug the shitboxes in anywhere they can, and sometimes get accused of stealing power because of it. A Nissan Leaf with 60k miles from the Front Range of the Rockies is little more than a giant paperweight, the battery has just about had it under Colorado's harsh weather. Salute to the guy who got way too much money for it from a stupid troon.
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The fact that they still haven't sold it still blows my mind but at least its a good reminder of how fucking retarded (& more importantly, pigheaded) they are. Its like the tranch itself: a nice idea on paper (aside from troons) but overly optimistic and shit in person.
Prolego dijo:
Another day, another boy, another
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Josie is the last man who needs a gun. He is dangerous more to his fellow troons and neighbors than to anyone else.
Lovecraft's Cat dijo:
the taint of Chaos
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Heheh, taint.
 
Questionable Ceviche dijo:
All their piled up food is premade shit. It's tons of bags of bread, chips, snacks, shelf stable garbage, and then perishable stuff that requires refrigeration or freezing. They're not buying staples like flour or rice or dried beans that keep for a long time without power. Likewise they're purchasing a ton of preprocessed meat in tiny supermarket packages instead of buying large sides and breaking it down themselves to vacuum seal. They're not drying, canning, smoking, or cooking anything. The power waste in maintaining that diet is outrageous. There is zero self-sufficiency happening in this household. The labor involved in cooking for that many workers would be a full time job that none of them are interested in or disciplined enough to handle, just like anything else involved in animal husbandry or anything else about their tranch larp.

They're a bunch of dumb fat city frat boys who would roll over and die in a real emergency.


They died. That's why they're not plastered all over Twitter for easy grift money. Getting the mother's first milk, colostrum, is incredibly important for their development. It's extremely high in calories, easy to digest, and contains a ton of antibodies for the lamb. Lambs starting without that face an uphill battle, and combined with the absolute state of neglect they were in, really had no chance at all. These lambs were all surprise unplanned births, dropped in a cold field, and abandoned by malnourished mothers.
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last time any of the lambs were posted on the tranch twitter was the same day as they posted a photo of one eating hay despite the young age: april 3rd.
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last time mentioned by sky (lol i forgot about him) was: april 2nd, tho there is a photo of an alpaca with what seems to be a lamb from the 12th but could be old
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last time any were posted by bonnie: march 23rd when pom(?) was born. very still covered in afterbirth and clearly been pulled already.
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last time any were posted by penny: april 4th.
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last time any were posted by josie: march 29th. same day as the video kevvie posted of one screaming for food with a obvious umbilical cord still attached. lovely.
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no mentions from jen cuz that fucker is useless more so then kev.
so unless they decide to prove us wrong since they lurk. all 5/6 did not make it to the 2 week mark. likely from starvation and bloat.
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jcrazy also posted this. they like to tell on themselves with white boy rap in the background. would be good to save if anyone can
and this video
 
Odd Eye Circle dijo:
last time any of the lambs were posted on the tranch twitter was the same day as they posted a photo of one eating hay despite the young age: april 3rd.
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I know fuck all about sheep but the adults in that pic look pretty ready to be sheared. I wonder if the tranchers are going to wait too long to shear sheep and cause their livestock even more problems.
 
The Last Boyscout dijo:
all those tacticool shooting vids/pictures, them eating out and even goddamn dilation-station ones, but not a single one of them doing basic farm work properly (like minding the fields, animal husbandry of any kind or just basic maintenance like, in this case, cleaning up after them. heck, they can't even put down fence posts properly! just google that shit bruh smh)

this picture, tho, is the literal version of that terrific quote from The Wire: "You'd rather live in a world of shit, rather than be seen having to work a shovel."
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This has been said before, but it bears saying again: they don't have "fields." They've got 36 acres. In places where farming is actually practiced, that is "a field," and a small one, at that. I understand why people keep thinking this, because they call themselves a "ranch," which evokes images of giant tracts of shortgrass prairie or desert scrub over which cattle freely roam, and the long shots of their property with no real visible fencing and the mountains rising in the background contribute tot the illusion.

General Sherman famously promised freed slaves "40 acres and a mule" at the end of the Civil War, so think of it like that: 40 acres of farmland in an area with ample rain and a long growing season, like Georgia or Mississippi, is enough to keep a poor farmer and his family going at a mid-19th century standard of living. And not fancy living, even by mid-19th century standards. The tranchers, though, are trying to keep themselves going at an upper-middle-class standard of 21st century living off of 36 acres - again, one single field - of arid, unirrigated property with an extremely short growing season, "manned" (lol) by a bunch of eunuchs and cripples. In terms of agricultural economics, it makes Stalinist collectivization look downright sensible. No wonder they needed to grift $100k just to keep body and soul together.
 

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They're just so fucking stupid, how can they always manage to be so retarded at all times? They make the worst decisions time after time..

They can't just wreck themselves, they gotta drag the whole region down with them. "But at least the Leaf is energy efficient!!" a man yells over the generators.

Also: look how dirty that stove already is. One day. And they took a picture anyway without any sense of shame. True women my ass.
 
Odd Eye Circle dijo:
last time any of the lambs were posted on the tranch twitter was the same day as they posted a photo of one eating hay despite the young age: april 3rd.
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last time mentioned by sky (lol i forgot about him) was: april 2nd, tho there is a photo of an alpaca with what seems to be a lamb from the 12th but could be old
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last time any were posted by bonnie: march 23rd when pom(?) was born. very still covered in afterbirth and clearly been pulled already.
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last time any were posted by penny: april 4th.
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last time any were posted by josie: march 29th. same day as the video kevvie posted of one screaming for food with a obvious umbilical cord still attached. lovely.
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no mentions from jen cuz that fucker is useless more so then kev.
so unless they decide to prove us wrong since they lurk. all 5/6 did not make it to the 2 week mark. likely from starvation and bloat.
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jcrazy also posted this. they like to tell on themselves with white boy rap in the background. would be good to save if anyone can
and this video
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Man, this is really sad (but entirely predictable). Up until now they have had some plausible deniability about the animal abuse because alpacas are pretty hardy creatures. But now they have moved on to helpless baby sheep and all the jokes about the piles of animal corpses are becoming a reality.
 
Jesus wept, this is horrifying. Animal abuse and impending ecological disaster.
So they got a cult of Slaanesh and Nurgle down, their aggression makes them somewhat khornate, and I guess being a troon is also inherently linked to Tzeentch. They're Chaos Undivided. Wonder when they'll turn into Chaos Spaw- OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT AISDHFDASFHUDUZASTDFASZF
 
Aunt Carol dijo:
Exactly. I'm not even saying "save the Earth," just "hey, fellas, our electricity is unreliable, let's plan ahead."

(With a side of "if you have to consoom, why not at least buy something useful?" A pretty rifle is at least more useful than a Transformer, but you only need so many guns. How about diversifying with a hand-powered washing machine, in pastel colors?)
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Now THERE'S a useful job for Kevvie - someone who spends hours violently trying to bring his mutilated "genitalia" to orgasm surely has the arm and wrist strength to hand-crank a few loads of washing a day for the Tranchers.

This has become far and away my favourite thread. Not only do we get to laugh and point at these subhuman failures, we get educated on off-grid living and farming practices. Fuck, as a Eurobrute who has never even SEEN a real live gun in the many decades I've lived on this retarded earth, the weapons stuff is cool too. :suffering:
 
I've been fascinated with living off-grid (or at least homesteading) since I was in my teens. It took me 25+ years to feel like I knew/learned enough to at least give it a go, but by then I realized I was too damn old to manage all the physical labor it would require on my own.

They've got enough people for the labor (if most of them weren't lazy fuckwits) but they haven't got the knowledge or the common sense to ever make it work. Between the shitty choice of property; the livestock management failures; the land management negligence; the lack of water and conservation/storage of said water; their dependence on electricity, the internet, and social media; the dismal "budgeting" and outlandish spending; their inability to actually do things for themselves; and a billion other things I've forgotten, their little experiment is going to fail and it's going to end up killing a bunch of innocent animals and fucking up that section of land for generations.

But oh, aren't they BRAVE and PROUD trans women! Good for them!!
 
Cerabella dijo:
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Here, it's matched for morphing, but I'm too lazy to do the rest myself. Luckily, matching the images is the hard part.

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Ironically even though the "after" image is more saturated, the land is still visibly more brown, dull, and barren than the "before" image.

I will say, I'm assuming the "before" image is a real estate photo, because it's beautifully done.
 
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