-Michael says he is handsome and charming
-Trevor is standing instead of sitting and they pretend that it is interesting
-Trevor can't seem to stop prancing about like a faggot
-Michael also enjoys standing
-Lindsay says that she will sit for anything
-Lindsay says that she wears a waist trainer due to back issues and that when she takes it off her stomach "explodes" out of it
-Trevor tries to be relatable by talking about how he is in his thirties and therefore old
-Lindsay says that she plays video games like a crawfish, although I think she meant to say hermit crab
-Trevor acknowledges that he can't seem to stop prancing about like a faggot
-Trevor compares his shitty $10 shoulder brace to a plate carrier
-Michael talks about how he bought some props for a 'role play thing/costume thing' and Trevor says that it is part of a new series they are doing. He says that you may hear the name of the show (although he does not say it) but that is not what it is actually called. He makes this distinction because of "legal implications"
-Trevor describes the new show (which is out tomorrow), I get the sense it will be like Heroes & Halfwits
-Michael talks about the show as well and says that it is based around the game 'Kids on Bikes'
-Lindsay says that her and Barbara pretend to be excited to see fans at conventions
-Trevor says that he has a lot of plans now that quarantine is being lifted, including self-reflction and a manicure
-Lindsay and Trevor talk about mouth guards and how you can write things on them
-Michael has been stealing Lindsay's hair ties but prefers scrunchies
-They talk about some girl with a receding hairline, Lindsay tells us that the girl is also a lesbian
-Michael pantomimes drying his hair and his arm appears markedly less flabby compared to a month or so ago
-Michael says that he will cut his hair at some point
-Trevor wishes that he had worn a pant leg on his head when his hair was longer
-Michael says that if he was not on the podcast he would go months between showers
-Michael says that Denise (his mother) is in town and that she "got the good-good juice" so she can visit him
-Trevor is also proud of not showering
-Trevor sneezes and makes a show of catching it with a mask
-Lindsay says that her parents were very strict about shower time when she was growing up and that this has caused her to take longer showers as an adult, she often finds herself sitting on the shower floor while rocking back and forth
-Matt has never used his bath tub
-Michael exfoliates his scrotum
-Lindsay asks for a poll for the chat to see how many of them wash their genitals
-They shill their rewards program
-They talk about garbo man which in my opinion is one of the dumbest bits/characters that AH has latched onto
-I mean seriously, it's literally just Michael wearing a trash bag with googly eyes on it and doing his 'jack' voice, what about that is funny or clever
-Lindsay thinks that most men like cold showers and seems to think that it is interesting that she prefers the water to be hot when she showers
-Matt says he uses conditioner sometimes
-Lindsay says that her hair is dead and that she has four different colors in it
-Michael says that when growing out your hair there is a point where it starts to end up in your mouth. He says that that has never happened to him, and Matt tells him that that is not interesting
-Michael likes to taunt Denise by pretending that he is going to purposely spill her food/drinks onto the furniture
-Lindsay says that she enjoyed her easter and makes a point to say that their celebrations were secular
-Lindsay scares away stray/neighborhood cats "for their own good"
-Trevor tells a story about Barbara telling him a story about a teddy bear that he thought was an elephant
-They talk about which set of paws a dog would use to goatse if it could, something they say that they talked about on their other show This Just Internet
-Kdin and Ky are in the chat
-Trevor refers to Kdin as a they
-Michael violates their social distancing guidelines by standing up and walking across the set. He does so for no discernable reason and just walks back to his seat like nothing happened afterwards
