💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Ah yes, the typical "So I suck at x) BUT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY AT (y) I'M THE BEST AT IT EVER... what, proof? Blocked!" I'm guessing Dragon Age 2 doesn't come with 30+ mods to remove all combat and danger?

Though I'm with the crows that say his pathetic bragging is a lie too.

"Okay so I'm just moving forward an-- what the hell that goomba hit me! How I I avoid that? Where's the mercy button? *bashes buttons* Oh I jumped!? How the hell did I do that? *bashes more* Oh I pressed A and it jumps!? Oh yeah, like I was just supposed to know that! Thanks for such a shitty game design, Iwata!" *jumps... in front of goomba* "Oh my Wu this game is impossible! What a terrible design! This wouldn't have happened if Dic made it!"

He is just expanding his total disdain of critique (both internal and external) to other pursuits outside of art, if he is unable to do something right, why of course it is someone else's fault! Why is this such a surprise? He just keeps erecting around himself walls to avoid any sort of opinion that go against his own and instead of learning to actually differentiate between trolling and actual helpful advise, he categorizes everything that isn't praise as "harassment". Now he just exists in an echo chamber of his own making and in his own reality distortion field, where everything he thinks is by default right, so of course if he isn't able to pass the first stage of a game then, clearly, there is something wrong with the game, because he, by his own view, is beyond fault.

This is why he'll never improve, he'll never be hired to work on a professional field. This is why his standards are so damn low where 10 frames per seconds is "perfectly fine" and anyone who demands higher standards are "elitist".

Dobson is going to be a lolcow for the rest of his days. There is no other way around it, the only way he is going to open his eyes is if he crashes and burn in the most spectacular way imaginable, how would that happen in the end, I have no idea.
 
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Well if she means "The Killing Joke" she apparently hasn't read it. It is debatable if his actions even count as sexual assault, since he shot her, stripped her of her clothes and took photos for the reason to drive Gordon mad. Even Alan Moore stated that the Joker hasn't raped Barbara.

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Well if she means "The Killing Joke" she apparently hasn't read it. It is debatable if his actions even count as sexual assault, since she shot her, stripped her of her clothes and took photos for the reason to drive Gordon mad. Even Alan Moore stated that the Joker hasn't raped Barbara.

Beat me to it.....

Whilst being stripped naked and ogled by circus freaks could be considered sexual assault its still ignoring the fact that

a: this comic was published nearly 20 years ago....seriously SJW knowledge of comics books is so limited you cant state a more recent example of rape such as Sue Dibny in Identity crisis or Nightwing being raped by the female tarantula or the new female hawkeye.
b: people did have a problem with it, no one is saying the killing joke was a enjoyable read (its a difficult read but ground breaking and well received by fans and critics in general) .....but it did take Barbara from being diet batman into a fully realized character who has been beloved by the comic community for years
c: No one is high fiving the joker
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbihPTgAql4Of course not; Goddess Anita doesn't approve.

Dobsons a big fan of Bayonetta
Hes commented on a whole bunch of fan art on deviant art, tweeted and posted facebook statuses about how he was disgusted the sequel performed so poorly and tried to justify to some of his SJW twitter buddies how Bayonetta embodies strong feminist ideals.
Likely hes changed his mind on the matter since.
I doubt he actually played the game given his piss poor gaming abilitys and likely resorted to watching a bunch of lets plays.
 
Dobsons a big fan of Bayonetta
Hes commented on a whole bunch of fan art on deviant art, tweeted and posted facebook statuses about how he was disgusted the sequel performed so poorly and tried to justify to some of his SJW twitter buddies how Bayonetta embodies strong feminist ideals.
Likely hes changed his mind on the matter since.
I doubt he actually played the game given his piss poor gaming abilitys and likely resorted to watching a bunch of lets plays.
Yeah, probably. I bet he wouldn't correct Anita's glaring errors.
 
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Oh Dobson, unless this was a commission...
...you could've had Mighty stepping out of the Mad-Max-Mobil, holding a double barreled shotgun wearing Mel Gibsons outfit. While this Owl and the villain of the series are doing the Masterblaster thing...
 
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This fucker reminds me of the superhero mascot from the Burger King Big Kids Club

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Damn I was too late, basically someone replied to his "I don't suck, your game is just shit" tweet with something along the lines of:

"Oh Andrew please no, even as a fan of yours, blaming someone else for your failings makes you look really bad. Please don't do that I already feel bad for the amount of hate awful people give you "

Whatever their exact words, they sounded very sympathetic and genuinely wanted to help Dobson. In typical Dobson fashion however it appears to have been deleted before I could get a screenshot (and I assume the poster blocked). I will never understand how this guy even makes the $100 he does out of people.
 
Hey, Y'know how Dobson thinks Batman is nothing but a brute looking for a chance to beat up criminals?
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Yeah that batman, whatta jerk. Oh and care to guess what comic these are from?
 

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He wouldn't dare touch Bayonetta, she's not feminist enough.
Must he a hell of a fight between his outer feminist and inner Nintenyearold, one wanting to criticise it the other wanting to hold it up as an example that the Wii U actually has good 3rd party titles.

Probably why he's never mentioned it at all to be honest.
 
What the fuck is Mighty Mad Max?

Dobson thinks combing two francises is the height of awesome creativity.
So he combined awesome Tom Hardy / Mel Gibson character from the madmax movies with long forgotten mini play set figure mighty max.
If you have no idea what that was picture Polly Pocket or littlest petshop sets for boys.
 
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