💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[PacSol]

Dobhead, no one cares about how you suck at video games. Anyway, how's that wallpaper coming along? By my reckoning, you've got just under forty eight hours to shit one out.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. There is no way Dobson managed to beat a Castlevania game, or a Contra game, or a Ninja Gaiden game, or fucking anything beyond Mario and Zelda.

I was thinking more along the lines of Ghosts n' Goblins. There's just no way he ever beat that game. Or how about Mike Tyson's Punch Out? Bitch couldn't even handle The Lion King.

 

[Ruin]

Wait did he say the tutorial level of Dragon Age 2? If he's referring to the one where the Dwarf is telling the story that fight is scripted, you can't lose it. Holy fuck Dobson is so bad at video games he can actually lose scripted fights.

 

[Zvantastika]

Wait did he say the tutorial level of Dragon Age 2? If he's referring to the one where the Dwarf is telling the story that fight is scripted, you can't lose it. Holy fuck Dobson is so bad at video games he can actually lose scripted fights.

I'm pretty sure Dobs is losing that one (or when you're fleeing from Lothering) because he insists on playing Dragon Age like if it was Skyrim: Stand still, let enemy get close, try to hit him and get a step away. If you try to do this in Dragon Age, you'll only get killed over and over again because the mechanics are way different (the tutorial explains this several times).

Guess Dobs can't handle any game which requires strategy, hand coordination and pushing more than 2 buttons at the same time.

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And kick ass at being a mediocre artist too!

I'm not saying I don't believe you Dobs, I'm just saying you're a liar, that's all.

 

[Professor Iris]

"It's not my fault I suck!"

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That is just pathetic. I was pretty sure nobody's so shitty that they can't pass a fucking tutorial level, but Dobson not only makes that achievement, but surpasses it as well by blaming the game for his crappy performance. I'd understand if it was wonky controls or a wacky camera or some reason why he failed, but the way he puts it makes him look like a salty bitch.

 

[Wood Glue]

If DobsonsydePhil has issues with DA2, that is among the most shallow and casual RPGs there are, I'd love to see him tackle infinity engine classics or D&D gold box games.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Again, more of Dobbo's drivel so he can avoid working on his art!

 

[MMX]

Wait did he say the tutorial level of Dragon Age 2? If he's referring to the one where the Dwarf is telling the story that fight is scripted, you can't lose it. Holy fuck Dobson is so bad at video games he can actually lose scripted fights.

I can see it now

Screen prompt - Press X to defeat skeletons
Dobson - "QUIT OPPRESSING ME"

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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And kick ass at being a mediocre artist too!

I don't care if you suck at games or if you are good. That is not an important skill to have in life. But NOT openly blaming others for your own inaptitude should, especially when there are literally millions of of people who made it. If anything, this is more evidence that Dobsons prefers to give up and wallow in the nostalgia, instead of putting up a bit of persistence.

Also, he couldn't get past one of the first 'fights'? What happened to Dobsons pacifism?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So I was randomly searching Dobby's name online and found some pretty awesome stuff.

Watch and observe as the Prestdubus prepares to make an attack with its banhammer of self righteousness and its twin ego cannons that shoot balls of pure SJW bullshit on an enemy/victim that disagrees with its views, and if that isn't enough, it'll inflate its enemies with two pumps on the end of its cannons.

http://toragzan.deviantart.com/art/Da-Prestdubus-Ursus-Pseudosantimonius-543333242

 

[MMX]

I don't care if you suck at games or if you are good. That is not an important skill to have in life. But NOT openly blaming others for your own inaptitude should, especially when there are literally millions of of people who made it. If anything, this is more evidence that Dobsons prefers to give up and wallow in the nostalgia, instead of putting up a bit of persistence.

Also, he couldn't get past one of the first 'fights'? What happened to Dobsons pacifism?

DARK SPAWN ARE PEOPLE TOO DOBSON !!!
But seriously equating that since you cant beat a level on casual = No one can beat it = Game totally broken, is just further evidence is Dobsons out of control ego.

Also if gaming skills aren't important ? Should I remove "sweet dance dance revolution moves" from my CV

 

[Male Idiot]

So I was randomly searching Dobby's name online and found some pretty awesome stuff.

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http://toragzan.deviantart.com/art/Da-Prestdubus-Ursus-Pseudosantimonius-543333242

Tzeentch sure loves liars. Dobson is a bigger liar than most politicians.

 

[MMX]

Tzeentch sure loves liars. Dobson is a bigger liar than most politicians.

Always figured Dobson as a servant of nurgle......fat greasy nerd with a inflation fetish.....hes basically a great unclean one

 

[MayMay]

Ah yes, the typical "So I suck at x) BUT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY AT (y) I'M THE BEST AT IT EVER... what, proof? Blocked!" I'm guessing Dragon Age 2 doesn't come with 30+ mods to remove all combat and danger?

Though I'm with the crows that say his pathetic bragging is a lie too.

"Okay so I'm just moving forward an-- what the hell that goomba hit me! How I I avoid that? Where's the mercy button? *bashes buttons* Oh I jumped!? How the hell did I do that? *bashes more* Oh I pressed A and it jumps!? Oh yeah, like I was just supposed to know that! Thanks for such a shitty game design, Iwata!" *jumps... in front of goomba* "Oh my Wu this game is impossible! What a terrible design! This wouldn't have happened if Dic made it!"

 

[MMX]

Ah yes, the typical "So I suck at x) BUT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY AT (y) I'M THE BEST AT IT EVER... what, proof? Blocked!" I'm guessing Dragon Age 2 doesn't come with 30+ mods to remove all combat and danger?

Though I'm with the crows that say his pathetic bragging is a lie too.

"Okay so I'm just moving forward an-- what the hell that goomba hit me! How I I avoid that? Where's the mercy button? *bashes buttons* Oh I jumped!? How the hell did I do that? *bashes more* Oh I pressed A and it jumps!? Oh yeah, like I was just supposed to know that! Thanks for such a shitty game design, Iwata!" *jumps... in front of goomba* "Oh my Wu this game is impossible! What a terrible design! This wouldn't have happened if Dic made it!"

He like a social justice version of DarkSidePhil......without the awful girlfriend and gout

 

[Count groudon]

Now that I think about it, for an SJW, Dobson sure doesn't talk a lot about transexuality.

Thats because lesbians are hotter

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked

Spoiler: More "Dobson minus Strawman"

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Thats because lesbians are hotter

That and he doesn't want anything that comes with a hot dog below the belt.

 

[AnOminous]

For those who don't follow comics, last year they revamped the Batgirl book to better appeal to the tumlr crowd.

Object lesson: don't do this. Ignore those fucking people, or if you must acknowledge their existence at all, make fun of them. Have some neon-haired shrieking harpy get killed in a hilarious way for being stupid.

 

[JU 199]

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