🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Oh! Tj, another serious question here.

Your child biting thing, is it all the time, or "Only on a full moon" like a werewolf or something? Are you an offshoot of some type of vampire? Do we need holy water, garlic cloves, and a wooden stake to defeat you, or will silver bullets work?
 
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Oh! Tj, another serious question here.

Your child biting thing, is it all the time, or "Only on a full moon" like a werewolf or something? Are you an offshoot of some type of vampire? Do we need holy water, garlic cloves, and a wooden stake to defeat you, or will silver bullets work?
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Only insulin, toothpaste and a toothbrush can soothe the savage beast that feasts upon the mentally challenged children.
 
I have this old Super Famicom game I picked up the last time I was in Japan and the protagonist has a striking resemblance to @Cowlick .

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I know when TJ leaves the forum, it's very hard for us. We miss him, and we long for his insights. Since TJ hasn't been around as much lately, perhaps I can help share some of my rather enlightening discussion with our bestest best friend. Imagine, if you will, a ricketey old porch on an old country house, while TJ and I sit in our rocking chairs discussing the issues of the day...


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1] I don't know where the gun is now, only that it is not with me.

2] Saying I'm lying about lying is untrue, which means you are lying by claiming I'm lying about lying. (I'd be afraid you couldn't comprehend that, but the same is true about "The dog ran.".)

3] My biting children is not "all the time", but actually, none of it. Also, I don't know what can soothe someone who feasts on mentally-challenged children, but some of you will meet them again any day now I'm sure.

4] Don't blame me for "misgendering" Ambrose. The doctor & parents have probably all made the same mistake, & that list may also include you! Hard to tell when most humans of any gender won't go near them.
 
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1] I don't know where the gun is now, only that it is not with me.

3] My biting children is not "all the time", but actually, none of it. Also, I don't know what can soothe someone who feasts on mentally-challenged children, but some of you will meet them again any day now I'm sure.
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Well when was the last time you had seen the gun? Where were it's last known whereabouts? Something's not adding up here. A prime intellect like yourself would have turned it into the police as evidence.

Also, ok, so you don't bite children "all the time". However, it would be much better if you never did it at all. Stop molesting your relatives too.
 
Cowlick dijo:
2] Saying I'm lying about lying is untrue, which means you are lying by claiming I'm lying about lying. (I'd be afraid you couldn't comprehend that, but the same is true about "The dog ran.".)
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No, Sir Bites-a-Lot, we can't comprehend it because it isn't comprehensible English. I suspect English isn't your first language.

Now, please explain your love affair with using an ampersand instead of the word "and."
 
Cowlick dijo:
1] I don't know where the gun is now, only that it is not with me.
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And who sent it? You initially claimed it was me, but you've waffled so many times on so many issues it's hard to keep up.

Cowlick dijo:
2] Saying I'm lying about lying is untrue. which means you are lying by claiming I'm lying about lying.
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Saying we're lying about you lying about lying is untrue, which means you are lying by claiming we're lying about you lying about lying.

Could you comprehend that? If not, I've got some bad news for you.

Cowlick dijo:
(I'd be afraid you couldn't comprehend that, but the same is true about "The dog ran.".)
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And in a put down concerning our intelligence, you post a sentence with unnecessary punctuation. All after you've used grammar and typos to deduce how intelligent everyone else is. Do you know what that means? Of course not. You believe the blade you wield only cuts away from you.
 
Cowlick dijo:
1] I don't know where the gun is now, only that it is not with me.
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Tell us about the gun that you (falsely claimed to have) received in the mail. Even if you don't know where it is (because it doesn't exist) you should be able to describe it.

What make and model is it? What caliber does it chamber? Who sent it to you?

Surely you should be able to remember details like those. Don't bother claiming that no one will understand. These are simple questions and should have simple answers. Get to work.
 
Cowlick dijo:
4] Don't blame me for "misgendering" Ambrose. The doctor & parents have probably all made the same mistake
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Yes, as a person who is trans this is really common. It still is you fucking up though shitlord.
Stop gender washing people with your trans-misogyny.
Cowlick dijo:
Hard to tell when most humans of any gender won't go near them.
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First off i'd like to say that one of us lost our virginity 3 years ago, and the other one is TJ Church, a man-child who has had no sex outside of his own shit-tier writing. I'd also like to point out that i'm still a professional theater performer and a published scientist, so I can assure you I work with more people on a daily basis than a 30-something year old who bites kids, has never had a job and has a forehead that'd make a Neanderthal step back in awe. I wouldn't be able to continue my work if they didn't find me amiable during my work.

The only thing that made any sense in that sentence was calling me a them. If you didn't know, Ambroses come in and with a 6-pack.

Edit: Must suck to be TJ just because he gets less pussy than people who aren't even into it.
 
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Cowlick dijo:
Also, I am well aware a brain-cell count would lead me to the conclusion that each of you only have the number of brain cells it would take to count each of your own, & all of you working together lack the number of brain cells it would take to count mine.
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I can't count my brain cells, care to show me how?
 
Cowlick dijo:
Don't blame me for "misgendering" Ambrose. The doctor & parents have probably all made the same mistake, & that list may also include you! Hard to tell when most humans of any gender won't go near them.
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Okay, 2 things.
1] It's rich that you would insult someone to the effect that people won't go near them due to your repulsive, pitiable head and face situation.
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Cowlick dijo:
Called that ASSumption by all of you (accent on the first three letters due to the -holes you all are, as well as the holes you have proven must be in your heads) for the shit that it is/was.

Also, while I am not TJ/Tim, I am connected to him through a few online areas, & he has told me he is already in contact with Tumblr about shutting-down the Tumblr area you have named after & based on him (without requesting permission or allowing him any input). However, this contact will cease if I let him know you are removing it, thereby requiring him to take no further steps.
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Documented evidence of TJ lying... and in just his 2nd post as well.
 
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