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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votos: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votos: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votos: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votos: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votos: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votos: 685 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votos: 717 31.1%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votos: 267 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votos: 206 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votos: 1,152 49.9%
  • Kindness

    Votos: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votos: 314 13.6%

  • Total de votantes
    2,309
How long was he in the Army? If he never made it past private soldier rank, I wouldn't expect him to know how to train others, nor how to function outside of the context of being led by officers, commissioned or noncommissioned.
 
Suffice to say that Paul has retained zero of his training.
I'm sure he retained nothing, He also may have learned stuff that would be considered ancient nowadays. Do we know when he was in? Small unit infantry tactics were changing at a rapid rate including individual marksmanship. A lot of what I was taught in infantry school was obsolete when I hit the fleet. I wasn't being taught useless shit by nobodies either. You could see an evolution in workups as vets from the last deployment taught what they knew and then new ideas were worked in from NCOs and SNCOs who went to various schools. Then we'd be taught stuff completely different when we'd run a range with instructors from outside the battalion.
 
I believe pictures of him when he was in, he was wearing BDUs, so I'd say GWoT or just before. Isn't he in his 40s?

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He was a 19D. No wonder he acts like such a prissy faggot and chose a horse logo.
 
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Do women usually color coordinate their camouflage? You got digital on the vest but woodland pattern on the magazine holder everyone is going to see you don't pass with that setup.
These clowns think they pass as women despite being obvious males. So of course they think they pass as super soldiers despite being obvious pussies.
The real issue is they'll have to raise the stakes the next time they need a hundred grand and finding a threat that's even greater than a "local nazi death squad chud militia" but still credible is going to be nearly impossible.
That implies troons think. At all. Ever.
Might want to cool it with the sigsevposting there fren, or at least add a disclaimer that you imagine the 'sane society' to which you refer to exist in Minecraft only.
I said "in a sane society." We don't live in one of those. Also Minecraft ain't shit. It is not some magic word that would make an actual threat into normality. It is quite obviously a speculation about what hypothetical neighbors would do in a sane society, and is what neighbors quite literally would have done in one, such as back in the Wild West. It is only because we live in a society, this one specifically, that this hasn't happened, that even rural rednecks have to put up with psychotic neighbors starting up a cult, abusing animals and everyone around them, and randomly shooting off firearms in their direction because they are too fucking dumb to set up a target range properly.
 
Suffice to say that Paul has retained zero of his training.
It's Buffalo Phil aka Penny who was in the military. Paulie NoNuts is Bonnie, who has always been a civilian IIRC.

I said "in a sane society." We don't live in one of those. Also Minecraft ain't shit. It is not some magic word that would make an actual threat into normality. It is quite obviously a speculation about what hypothetical neighbors would do in a sane society, and is what neighbors quite literally would have done in one, such as back in the Wild West. It is only because we live in a society, this one specifically, that this hasn't happened, that even rural rednecks have to put up with psychotic neighbors starting up a cult, abusing animals and everyone around them, and randomly shooting off firearms in their direction because they are too fucking dumb to set up a target range properly.
Let's hope that @SIGSEGV's handlers see it the same way.
 
I believe pictures of him when he was in, he was wearing BDUs, so I'd say GWoT or just before. Isn't he in his 40s?

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He was a 19D. No wonder he acts like such a prissy faggot and chose a horse logo.
There are not just three types of soldiers, but rather four. Soldiers of honor, soldiers of circumstance, soldiers of fortune, and those who join for the horse cock.
 
I believe pictures of him when he was in, he was wearing BDUs, so I'd say GWoT or just before. Isn't he in his 40s?

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He was a 19D. No wonder he acts like such a prissy faggot and chose a horse logo.
Of course he whines that his MOS was the hardest entry level option. I'm not surprised the Army got shut of him. He's also a shit writer and a terrible speller.
 
Concerned citizen has thoughts about guns. Troons mad. Penny tries to sound clever. Bonnie ends up helping prove concerned citizen's point.
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Who will be the first to snap? Josiebean or Bonnie?

I say Josie because he seems to be more paranoid and have more invisible enemies. The kind of guy that makes up fights in his head and gets so worked up that he ends up unintentionally saying his lines out loud.
 
Concerned citizen has thoughts about guns. Troons mad. Penny tries to sound clever. Bonnie ends up helping prove concerned citizen's point.
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Who will be the first to snap? Josiebean or Bonnie?

I say Josie because he seems to be more paranoid and have more invisible enemies. The kind of guy that makes up fights in his head and gets so worked up that he ends up unintentionally saying his lines out loud.
I could see Josie thinking one of the other tranchers is out to get him so he kills them.
 
Of course he whines that his MOS was the hardest entry level option. I'm not surprised the Army got shut of him. He's also a shit writer and a terrible speller.
Army takes everybody.

This only is getting to be a worse idea, as we have less and less need for expendable meat shields; I've heard the military on the whole doesn't want the draft anymore for pretty much the same reasons; the only people who still want it are the people making political hay out of scaring people over the idea they could be drafted.

And we can see proof right on the Tranch of why taking everybody isn't the best idea even when they're not just useless...
 
This only is getting to be a worse idea, as we have less and less need for expendable meat shields; I've heard the military on the whole doesn't want the draft anymore for pretty much the same reasons; the only people who still want it are the people making political hay out of scaring people over the idea they could be drafted.
I'm beginning to think that Heinlein's idea that only those who have served should be able to vote is a good idea.
 
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