God I hate Chris. Nice to see estrogen hasn't helped his driving one bit, and he's still worse than the stereotype of women drivers.
Is it just me or is the way he adopts this really mystical, guru-style tone incredibly infuriating?
Maybe he’d finally get the institutionalization he needs (
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Man, that must have been a sight to behold. Some poor woman gets his car scratched by some fucking weirdo (it was the "tomgirl phase" if I'm not mistaken), begins to bitch and moan like he is the victim there when she lights a cigarette, and a cop has to tell him to shut the fuck up when he starts shaking his fist and screaming at the top of his lungs some nonsense only he understands at the sky (because we all know that he was being literal).
you gotta look at who taught chris to drive. Chris likely chose to emulate barb's driving style over bob's. Both were elderly when he was young enough to begin picking up their habits, and like a lot of american kids tend to pick up a lot of the rules of driving via osmosis over the years. Now imagine Barb's general attitude, and apply that to driving.
That's Son-chu 4.0 or 5.0 at this point.
but then he'd have less money for vidya and toys.
Just call her the Tomgirl-Mobile
I'd make a pussy wagon joke but... No Chris's shit cars don't deserve to be compared to that work of fine automobile
He hasn't killed anyone yet
I'm gonna guess when he's listening to music on the radio or God forbid drunk or in an argument with Magi-Chan or Mewtwo or Cryzel on his lap he'll blame them or anything under the Sun including God while he's 'obviously' innocent
I knew a drunk that was successfully able to fuck over the victims of a crash they were responsible for, by convincing a judge that the victims were responsible despite them not drunk driving and running a stop sign (nobody in the courtroom was aware of the alcoholism).
Same person I'm talking about did this coming home from work. I have no idea if they were sober or not for that accident though. From what I could gather, they may have ran a red light and got the front of their car railed by the semi. Of course, they tried to claim that the semi ran the red light, but come on.
If not the money, at the least the Goddess' psychic clairvoyance to see ahead of time and prevent this mundane incident.
States are addicted to the revenue from driver's licenses. Plus all you have to do is pass once and you're golden, at least in my state.
