💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Hello. So, I've been a lurker here for a few weeks, but I've disliked Andrew "smug-face" Dobson for quite a bit longer. That being said, I have my own idea about why Preston dislikes Batman (that's still relevant, right?):

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Sorry to go and post something so underwhelming, but I had no other place to vent with my scribbles. I'll be on my way, then.
 
Hello. So, I've been a lurker here for a few weeks, but I've disliked Andrew "smug-face" Dobson for quite a bit longer. That being said, I have my own idea about why Preston dislikes Batman (that's still relevant, right?):


Sorry to go and post something so underwhelming, but I had no other place to vent with my scribbles. I'll be on my way, then.

Hello! We've actually got an art forum here.

Also please draw more troll art. You're good at it. :)
 
I wonder if some dude in a Batman suit kicked Dobson's ass as a kid. That would explain all this salt.
"My dear asspatters, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back. Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish *all* God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd *and* 4th-born! Why be biased? male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high! Forward march! The liberation of Gotham Dobshire has begun!" - The penguin Dobson(Batman returns)
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I was quite surprised by the first one:
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If Dobby ever finds out a comic he made has 73,579 likes/reblogs his smugness levels will inflate to grotesque proportions!
Tumblr is really good at validating stupid and awful people.

Dobbers continues to be Dobbers

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"White people are the worst." -White person

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Dobe....just think about what you just did for like a second. Fuckin' hell...

The only thing worse than a guilty white person is a guilty man.
 
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Bitching about unrealistic muscle definition of superheroes is intellectually dishonest when you draw characters with eyes three times the normal size. In both cases the exaggerated anatomy is used to underline the character traits and role in the story. In case of superheroes it is the fact that they are way above your average Joe - often mentally and physically, but the physical side is easier to represent. Dobson's arch nemesis Batman has dedicated his life to crime fighting and his figure reflects this in a overemphasized way. Because it is a fucking comic, not an attempt in photorealism

Big eyes usually indicate youth and innocence. Fedora and/or being retweeted by Dobson tell of terminal case of dumbfuckery.
 
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Bitching about unrealistic muscle definition of superheros is intellectually dishonest when you draw characters with eyes three times the normal size. In both cases the exaggerated anatomy is used to underline the character traits and role in the story. In case of superheroes it is the fact that they are way above your average Joe - often mentally and physically, but the physical side is easier to represent. Dobson's arch nemesis Batman has dedicated his life to crime fighting and his figure reflects this in a overemphasized way. Because it is a fucking comic, not an attempt in photorealism

Big eyes usually indicate youth and innocence. Fedora and/or being retweeted by Dobson tell of terminal case of dumbfuckery.

Diaz lives in a world were "intelligence and wits" are game breaking powers. I guess its to balance out all the times mouthing off to a bully achieved jack shit.
Seriously Diaz/Dobson stop being smug little pricks and maybe people will stop laughing at you.....as much.
 
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Yes, because when I read a comic where people are able to shoot lasers from their eyes and battle larger-than-life villains the first thing I consider, is if their bodily proportions are realistic compared to real world standards.
Not the anatomy, mind you, their muscle definition and looks. I sit down, look at the panels and think "Well this stylized characters depicting shining heroes and evil villains have surely highly stylized physiques, that won't look/work that well in the real world."

You know, like if you are complaining that your new ride does not have a proper trunk, but the bike-dealer only blinks in confusion at you.
 
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He can shit all of his pathetic artwork out on the Internet and beg for Patreon donations until he is a forgotten waste of 140 characters on Twitter, but whenever he says he's an "artist," whenever he says that he's simply trying to belong and do content and then turns around and becomes a conceited ass... this is when I stop mocking him and start getting mad at him.

Because he's not an artist.

He's a hack.

He's a disgrace.

He's a pathetic, worthless fuck.

May Yog-Sothoth bless you, Sanae Kochiya. This is exactly the same reason Dobson succeeds in leaving me feeling somewhat...nettled. I'm personally of the opinion that whoever you are, if you create something, you should endeavour to do it to the absolute best of your abilities. Not to mention take any criticism you get - however it's delivered - with a good grace and try to learn all you can from it. However - I can understand and accept the casual hobbyist who just wants to upload their doodles for their friends to enjoy.
Now, if Dobson chose to present himself as nothing more than an amateur, I'd be prepared to accept his sloppiness. He'd be just another half-decent artist shitting out mediocre content on DA. But that's not how Dobson chooses to present himself. On the contrary, he chooses to present himself as an able, skilled professional, a bestower of sage advice to beginner artists and a friend to non-cis-shitlords everywhere. And when I see him...ohhh, I don't know - taking four (count 'em!) months on a commission, telling young artists about the benefits of tracing and offering to wear a chastity cage for the rest of his days as a gesture of solidarity with Brianna Wu (surely the perfect example of the Modern Womyn) - I just can't help but feel a strange sense of...dissonance. Almost as if the man isn't all he claims to be...

And I'm sorry, but - professional? Spare me. I mean, how many new images has he turned out this month? There was that damn fool comic about "maturity in cartoons" - but other than that? I honestly can't think of anything else...
Oh, well. We've still got that delightful wallpaper to look forward to! In what - three days? Gosh - you'd better get cracking, Dobby Darling! Those...adorable little Inklings will just have to wait.

And leave that beach ball alone. I don't care what you say - it's not a viable source of inspiration.

I'm getting a 'you're either with me or against me' sorta vibe from these people. I'm pretty sure people like Stalin also didn't like dissent and had people who disagreed with him disappear, but it's probably just a coincidence.

That would imply them noticing him.

Welcome to tumblr! :)

Oh, and a bit late, but I gotta quote this...

Okay, which one of you asked for Dobson posting some self-serving bullshit?

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Dobson's not referring to the wonderful "jflaxman", is he? 'Cause if so, Ol' BlueBalls can go eat a bowl of pickles. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to find he's butthurt over Mr. Flaxman producing images like this...

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Go CattyN! Redeem the mistakes of your future.

Push the lever and make the world safe again for straight, white CIS* people. Free the majority from the opression of the Blue Tyrant!

* Confederacy of Independent Systems.

Jokes aside it is astonishing to see how bad racism is when white people do it, and how nobody cares if whites are the target of said racism. Speak about double standards and hypocrisy. This is a trait of all SJWs, not just Blockor.
 
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Go CattyN! Redeem the mistakes of your future.

Push the lever and make the world safe again for straight, white CIS* people. Free the majority from the opression of the Blue Tyrant!

* Confederacy of Independent Systems.

Jokes aside it is astonishing to see how bad racism is when white people do it, and how nobody cares if whites are the target of said racism. Speak about double standards and hypocrisy.


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"Speak about double standards and hypocrisy"
Dats our Dobbie....
 
"Speak about double standards and hypocrisy"
Dats our Dobbie....

:lol: Do you know, that "Legacy" image was my first choice to post! I only went with the "Dynamite" image because I wanted something that displayed Mr Flaxman's "exceptional" talent for "detailed painting". But yes, no doubt this "hate" was nothing more than the same "hate" peddled by Kazerad, or Mr Sibling, or any of the billion other "talented artists" who choose to "tear down" Dobson with their vicious, hurtful "advice" and "critiques"...
 
Welcome to Dobbies masterplan

Phase one - stop producing content
Phase two - ?????
Phase three - Profit

Honestly I imagine hes justifying it as starving us of LOLS where as the reality is hes a lazy fuck ,wasting his time looking for loos in skyrim and playing with his make believe family.
Dobbie did some sketches of lesbians for his paying fans - ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED !!!!
 
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