💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Melancholic_Cowboy dijo:
So, since Dobson is apparently "rebooting" his Alex Ze Pirate comic, I thought I may as well take a crack at redesigning the characters myself.
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I am now lesbian kicking myself in the face for wasting my evening on re-designing crappy characters instead of doing something productive.
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The monkey is a nice touch, it's a vast improvement over the weird gopher looking thing.
 
SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
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Dobe....just think about what you just did for like a second. Fuckin' hell...
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To be fair, Dobs is a big pussy.
Ha!, get it?, he's not considered a man anymore, he's just a big blue hairy pussy. Yeah, I'm sorry, I know where the door is.

PhysicianPhallus dijo:
[MEDIA=twitter]625565247743508480[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]625565642872061952[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]625566000650436608[/MEDIA]Hypocrisy alert!
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It's funny how he thinks everyone is like that, I mean, just because Dobs is exactly like he just described, he thinks the whole world follows.
Also, no wonder he doesn't understand or acknowledge a simple term as "opponent", "healthy competition" or better yet, "Sportsmanship"; I think it's because Dobs have never made exercise or been in any sport whatsoever, hence he was never taught or even imagine that another person trying to beat you isn't your enemy and you shouldn't hate him just for that, instead you should try your best and keep getting better. So nope, not everyone hates their rivals and instead, watch them as an inspiration to get better.
 
Zvantastika dijo:
What's this?, opinions are only valid if the person in question haven't disrepect other person?. That sounds fair. It's a good thing Dobs doesn't go on a hate spree!:

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Oh noes!, guess who has been a disrespectful prick (and those are recent, no "years ago bullshit").
So according to Dobs, his opinion shouldn't be respected at all, confirmed.
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Man, Dobson is too lazy to even draw up another comic.

SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
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Dobe puts one of his characters in a barmaid outfit, but only when he's got her in her home all alone....:surprised:
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I can't tell for sure but it looks like he installed "Better Females" mod, which is notorious for being poor quality and made the term "glamazon" popular.
 
The Prince dijo:
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leaked page of the alex ze pirate reboot
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Reboots are fine in my book...
You re-establish some old characters of yours, plan to have them be part of some huge story arc. You are not doing it for the reboots sake, but to show the world and yourself, how much you have grown as an artist in the past years.

This can be an exiting opportunity: Take formerly corky characters, make them more serious, put them into a fleshed out world and have them overcome dangerous adversities. Tell the story you always wanted to, but couldn't because you just hadn't learned enough...

...and now I just remembered, that this is Dobson we are talking about - the only thing he learned in the past few years was how to be even more hypocritical. He has no idea how to write story arcs, that are longer than a few pages. He is only rebooting this, because he is creatively bankrupt. Fedobear has no other ideas and/or can't be bothered to come up with a new setting. Also, AzP was pretty much 'the one successful thing he had' (or 'the least hated'), so this is the easiest way out for him.

It will be a couple of unfunny antics in front of minimalist backgrounds. Even if he starts off the first page of his reboot with a detailed, top-down view of a bustling pirate harbor, I am pretty sure that his comic will quickly devolve back into pre-reboot AzP. I mean, he is apparently still using the paint-bucket instead of layers. For gods sake, I can't draw but even I use layers.
 
Von Clausewitz dijo:
Reboots are fine in my book...
You re-establish some old characters of yours, plan to have them be part of some huge story arc. You are not doing it for the reboots sake, but to show the world and yourself, how much you have grown as an artist in the past years.

This can be an exiting opportunity: Take formerly corky characters, make them more serious, put them into a fleshed out world and have them overcome dangerous adversities. Tell the story you always wanted to, but couldn't because you just hadn't learned enough...

...and now I just remembered, that this is Dobson we are talking about - the only thing he learned in the past few years was how to be even more hypocritical. He has no idea how to write story arcs, that are longer than a few pages. He is only rebooting this, because he is creatively bankrupt. Fedobear has no other ideas and/or can't be bothered to come up with a new setting. Also, AzP was pretty much 'the one successful thing he had' (or 'the least hated'), so this is the easiest way out for him.

It will be a couple of unfunny antics in front of minimalist backgrounds. Even if he starts off the first page of his reboot with a detailed, top-down view of a bustling pirate harbor, I am pretty sure that his comic will quickly devolve back into pre-reboot AzP. I mean, he is apparently still using the paint-bucket instead of layers. For gods sake, I can't draw but even I use layers.
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Well, hell, you could just take characters, put them in the same setting(s) and such but just flesh 'em out some more. Like, say, Lesbian Kick having a long history of crushes that she failed to act upon and one by one they got paired off with people who actually made the first move and feels that she has to be super-forceful from then on regardless of if they're interested or not. It wouldn't really justify what she's doing but it makes it rather understandable and even pitiable if Alex was actually straight or something...

But naaaaah, character development? Unless that means "everyone's a lesbian" then it can fuck right off when Dobson's involved! More Sarkessian asskissing, it might hide what anime cutouts your characters are!

ps. Fedobear is amazing. If it hasn't already, I hope that catches on!
 
SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
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Dobe....just think about what you just did for like a second. Fuckin' hell...
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This whole white male nerds overly enthusiastically trying to gain the favour of feminists on Twitter is getting weird. Watching a bunch of what can only be described as white dudes whinging about "white dudes" and using that term as an insult.

Are they all just thinking "Oh well m'lady couldn't possibly mean me!" despite every single one of them sitting well within the catchment of white, men and dudes.
 
tepid dijo:
This whole white male nerds overly enthusiastically trying to gain the favour of feminists on Twitter is getting weird. Watching a bunch of what can only be described as white dudes whinging about "white dudes" and using that term as an insult.

Are they all just thinking "Oh well m'lady couldn't possibly mean me!" despite every single one of them sitting well within the catchment of white, men and dudes.
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Dobson is a guy who pretended to be a hot chick but was in reality a white nerd, he has betrayed being a white nerd to draw the attention of feminists in particular Wu Senpai in hope of acceptance and the slim possibility of finding a sex positive feminist to bang.
Ironically the object of his affection is transwoman who pretends to be a hot chick,hot nerd, a sex positive feminist and a game developer when in actually shes just a white nerd guy ......and her nerd credentials are greatly lacking.
 
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