💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Cucky]

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So when are you gonna shut down your Patreon, twitter and comics? Truly a disgrace for the states.

You know it's funny, even Wu-sanpai manages to say something i agree with once in a while. Often in the most roundabout way and usually it's just a game that i also happen to like but Dobby? I don't think i've ever agreed with him on anything...

 

[Rabbit Bones]

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Yeah, Good idea: 'AVOID ANDREW DOBSON AT ALL COSTS.'

So who gets to decide what's negative and hurtful content? There are a LOT of different cultures with a LOT of different standards. If you call someone a cunt in Australia, you're probably friends. If you call someone a cunt in America, you're probably going to get your weave snatched. Global homogenization is a terrible idea, and it's led to terrible things when people have tried to implement it before. I'm real sorry that a rumor about a video game you'll never play has hurt your feelings, you dumbass, but it doesn't mean the world needs to cater to you.

 

[DracoRincewind]

I see what you're saying - essentially, that maturity of subject matter and maturity of treatment are two different things. And I suppose I just wanted to apologise if I appeared to be taking a terribly snobbish, condescending attitude towards cartoons. Like, "oh, Spongebob Squarepants - expresses the basic Existential dilemmas of the human condition so profoundly"... It's just that, with the possible exception of "Up" (which I understand dealt with death, the grieving process etc.), Dobson seems to have chosen such exceptionally fluffy examples of media intended - first and foremost - for children. Which makes his claims to "maturity" laughable.

Can any Kiwis who really know their animation perhaps share examples of cartoons that take "mature" themes - and cover them in a mature way? (Powerlevelling terribly here, but - well, "Ren and Stimpy" was the last cartoon I paid any serious attention to, so I really have no idea what I'm talking about! )

Well not a cartoon (and about 35 years old) Sesame Street dealt with death when the actor that played My Hooper died.

 

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Well not a cartoon (and about 35 years old) Sesame Street dealt with death when the actor that played My Hooper died.

Didnt it have a HIV positive puppet......

damn it did

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Didnt it have a HIV positive puppet......

damn it did

Yeah. She was made specifically for the show in Africa, where HIV/AIDs is extremely common. I don't know if they ever used her in an American episode though,

 

[MayMay]

Spoiler: not really sfw

"LISTEN YOU FUCKING JAPS, THIS IS HOW YOU BE SENSITIVE TO WOMEN NOW STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP!"
(for those wondering why I didn't add that text in: It'd mean either taking this into another program that has a text tool, or write it out by hand. Is Dobson really worth the trouble? Besides, someone better can probably do it right.)

Sad part is, I don't think there's any wrinkles added that haven't appeared on Nookie Bear's face already.

 

[ChameleonBody]

Normally Dobson just makes me laugh but Christ almighty, what a little shitbird. This kind of bigotry is what happens when you're a manbaby who only engages with countries in terms of vidya and hentai.

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I'm sure the country is quaking in its boots at risk of offending a fat manchild who is going to fap to their "problematic" lesbian porn anyway.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I have an idea for Nookie Bear. He should make a webcomic in the spirit of "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue", where a crossover gaggle of cartoon characters teach a teenager about the dangers of... no, not drugs this time, but the dangers of cisheteronormative shitlord sexism.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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Yeah, Good idea: 'AVOID ANDREW DOBSON AT ALL COSTS.'

THIS WHITE CISCUM TELLING PROUD POCS WHAT TO DO

 

[Wood Glue]

Andrew Dobson and White Man's Burden, tragicomedy in three acts.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Dobson is a hatecow.

As in, I legit hate him.

 

[JU 199]

Obnoxious retweets

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

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Yeah, Good idea: 'AVOID ANDREW DOBSON AT ALL COSTS.'

Is it really too much to ask to fact-check before declaring a crusade on a country?

 

[JU 199]

Is it really too much to ask to fact-check before declaring a crusade on a country?

 

[CrimsonKnight]

D.B.A.D

Don't Be Andrew Dobson.

 

[Foltest]

Obnoxious retweets

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If there are no two sides to a debate, or the other side don't have a debate, it ain't a debate anymore. It is preaching to the choir.

 

[MayMay]

No two sides to a debate?

In that case: He's wrong about everything and should shut the fuck up and go live in a cave. No, there's no room to debate otherwise, that would just be enforcing status quo!

 

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In some cases, you can estimate the amount of thought that was put behind a certain tweet.
Just look at the capitalization, the use of multiple exclamation or question marks and if the person used unnecessary fillers sounds like "uh" and "um".

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

I always read tweets/posts like this in the most obnoxious valley girl voice possible. The kind of voice that would make Mean Girls and main character of Clueless run for their money.

 

[Silvana]

What exactly did you expect? This is the man who'll watch a show because of how "progressive" it is.

And of course he whines about how "mature" kids' cartoons can be. This attitude isn't symptomatic to Dobson, by the way; way too many people on the Internet like to rant about how "deep" kiddie shows can get, especially the kind of stuff animation fans cream over, when in reality most of them, with the exception of a couple of episodes, are as deep as a kiddie pool. (A few might genuinely be deep, if satire counts as deep.)

I just knew he'd go this route somehow. He's no different than the rest.

Yes, of course. You're absolutely right - all those bronies comparing MLP to "Game Of Thrones". It's just - well, I'd heard about it, but seeing it up close for the first time, expressed by a man I've been watching pretty closely for several months... Well, it really drives home the sheer stupidity of it all.

(If you do want to know what I'd suggest for "mature animation"... "Peace on Earth," Ringing Bell, Shinbone Alley, probably some UPA cartoons. That's as good as it gets, really.)

UPA cartoons - I've always had a soft spot for them! And "Peace On Earth" - awesome! "Goodwill To Men"* - whatever they are!

*Except Dobson, obviously.

I honestly think there is a massive disconnect between the "real" dobsons tastes and the shit he tweets.
Dobson says he hates anime and the anime art style because it "held him back" and he was laughed at for being a weeb.....but the reality is he still probably watches it, jerks off to hentai and buys those Kawaii toys of cute animu chicks. All that changed is he learned to hide it from the world. I know people disagree with me but for Dobson everything's about perception of change not actual change.
A lot of Dobsons likes and dislikes are mostly down to wanting the SJW crowd to notice him. If Brianna Wu says something is offensive or something is to be praised then that's the way Dobsons opinion goes. If Brianna were to tweet that Quiet from MGS was a role model feminist and splatoon was in some way offensive then Dobbie switch sides in theory, he would make some noise on twitter but he would be sitting alone playing splatoon....except maybe this time time with a hate boner.
His Batman rants were fueled by SJW bullshit. Dobson knows balls all about Batman with his comic book knowledge being limited to golden age era batman. Even casual Batfans could poke holes in Dobsons arguments and Bat Spergs could tear him to pieces like wet tissue. It was pointed out to Dobson that Batman Brave and the Bold was everything he loved about Batman but he simply dismissed it as information that just contradicts his world few therefore should be ignored.
Even his gaming habits aren't dictated by personal taste but the limited range of games hes can play. Dobson would likely love to play a game like Witcher or Dragon age 3 but his shitty little mac cant even play Skyrim at better than 10fps. It easier for him to just dismiss everything he cant enjoy as things he wouldn't enjoy and then to further dismiss them as things that its wrong to enjoy.

Honestly if he just did what he enjoyed rather than what a bunch of tweens on deviant art like or what the social justice trannys tell him is okay then his life would be much happier.

So you reckon he's a hypocrite, plain and simple? I hope so. Because if he's reached a state where he's so entrenched in this SJW garbage that he feels obliged to convince himself he likes/dislikes the things he believes he should like/dislike... Well. In that case, he's succeeded in shackling himself with a long length of chain, riddled with knots - one I can't ever see him disentangling himself from.

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"LISTEN YOU FUCKING JAPS, THIS IS HOW YOU BE SENSITIVE TO WOMEN NOW STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP!"
(for those wondering why I didn't add that text in: It'd mean either taking this into another program that has a text tool, or write it out by hand. Is Dobson really worth the trouble? Besides, someone better can probably do it right.)

Sad part is, I don't think there's any wrinkles added that haven't appeared on Nookie Bear's face already.

It doesn't need text - on the contrary, it's absolutely hysterical without! - as the contrast between that damn comic and Blue Bear's outraged expression (and the implicit hypocrisy) speaks for itself! I only hope you'll see your way to finishing it - I laughed myself silly the moment I saw it!

I have an idea for Nookie Bear. He should make a webcomic in the spirit of "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue", where a crossover gaggle of cartoon characters teach a teenager about the dangers of... no, not drugs this time, but the dangers of cisheteronormative shitlord sexism.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kzKx92QD8Hk

If I ever find myself with more money than I know what to do with, I shall commission Dobson to execute your idea. The results could be greater than anything we've yet seen from him...